John B Hammer
@jbhammer.bsky.social
Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.
I try to take images of the night sky: https://www.astrobin.com/users/jbhammer/
I try to take images of the night sky: https://www.astrobin.com/users/jbhammer/
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FEDWATCH: “.. Administrative functions are among the easiest, fastest, and most economically compelling categories of work to automate with AI. .. So, commercial real estate could be the first, more serious financial risk to emerge if AI fully automates.”
#$CBRE
#$CBRE
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 AM
FEDWATCH: “.. Administrative functions are among the easiest, fastest, and most economically compelling categories of work to automate with AI. .. So, commercial real estate could be the first, more serious financial risk to emerge if AI fully automates.”
#$CBRE
#$CBRE
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Imagine spending a gazillion dollars on a Super Bowl commercial and end up shooting yourself in the foot in front of 138 million people
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Imagine spending a gazillion dollars on a Super Bowl commercial and end up shooting yourself in the foot in front of 138 million people
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Junk bonds have entered the chat.
NVIDIA CORP. WILL LEASE A 200-MEGAWATT DATA CENTER IN NEVADA FINANCED PARTLY BY A $3.8 BILLION JUNK-BOND SALE LED BY TRACT CAPITAL, WITH JPMORGAN CHASE & CO. AND MORGAN STANLEY MANAGING THE TRANSACTION.
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Junk bonds have entered the chat.
Local news talked about this guy tonight. They asked what he could do to prepare for tomorrow’s heats. My wife said “Have a cougar chase him like Ricky Bobby”.
www.wtaj.com/sports/local...
www.wtaj.com/sports/local...
www.wtaj.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Local news talked about this guy tonight. They asked what he could do to prepare for tomorrow’s heats. My wife said “Have a cougar chase him like Ricky Bobby”.
www.wtaj.com/sports/local...
www.wtaj.com/sports/local...
I have access to Gemini through my employer. It is so good it scares the shit out of me.
February 11, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I have access to Gemini through my employer. It is so good it scares the shit out of me.
I don’t think telling the world you cheated on your girlfriend will give you the best results, dude.
February 10, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I don’t think telling the world you cheated on your girlfriend will give you the best results, dude.
I think I now need a cold shower.
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I think I now need a cold shower.
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Their brains have been deep fried in liquid dog shit
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction.
House GOP launches Bad Bunny probe: 'Worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction'
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction."During a Tuesday interview on Real America's Voice, Alford told the hosts that he and other House Repu...
bit.ly
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Their brains have been deep fried in liquid dog shit
I saw someone talk about Gumbo on the interwebs today and decided that would be the meal I make tonight and have leftovers.
Having never made it before, I think it turned out well.
But I should have read more about the Roux before starting to cook. 60 minutes of stirring just to brown the Roux.
Having never made it before, I think it turned out well.
But I should have read more about the Roux before starting to cook. 60 minutes of stirring just to brown the Roux.
February 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I saw someone talk about Gumbo on the interwebs today and decided that would be the meal I make tonight and have leftovers.
Having never made it before, I think it turned out well.
But I should have read more about the Roux before starting to cook. 60 minutes of stirring just to brown the Roux.
Having never made it before, I think it turned out well.
But I should have read more about the Roux before starting to cook. 60 minutes of stirring just to brown the Roux.
I get the idea they wanted to add a right handed power bat to the lineup.
But this signing feels like desperation given there already are two 1B/DH’s on the roster.
Not to mention Ozuna’s off field issues.
I just hope Ozuna doesn’t get frustrated by the depth of the LF fence at PNC.
But this signing feels like desperation given there already are two 1B/DH’s on the roster.
Not to mention Ozuna’s off field issues.
I just hope Ozuna doesn’t get frustrated by the depth of the LF fence at PNC.
Marcell Ozuna to the Pirates. $12M. Pending physical
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I get the idea they wanted to add a right handed power bat to the lineup.
But this signing feels like desperation given there already are two 1B/DH’s on the roster.
Not to mention Ozuna’s off field issues.
I just hope Ozuna doesn’t get frustrated by the depth of the LF fence at PNC.
But this signing feels like desperation given there already are two 1B/DH’s on the roster.
Not to mention Ozuna’s off field issues.
I just hope Ozuna doesn’t get frustrated by the depth of the LF fence at PNC.
Fuck off, HeGetsUs.com.
Such a shitty organization. I cannot wait for you to find out the truth about your religious bullshit.
Such a shitty organization. I cannot wait for you to find out the truth about your religious bullshit.
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Fuck off, HeGetsUs.com.
Such a shitty organization. I cannot wait for you to find out the truth about your religious bullshit.
Such a shitty organization. I cannot wait for you to find out the truth about your religious bullshit.
Why can’t the Jets get players like Sam Darnold?
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Why can’t the Jets get players like Sam Darnold?
Drake Maye is Kordell Stewart
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Drake Maye is Kordell Stewart
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Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial Leaves Man Hankering For Clydesdale Meat
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial Leaves Man Hankering For Clydesdale Meat
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Bad Bunny did a good job, but failed to call Drake a pedophile.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Bad Bunny did a good job, but failed to call Drake a pedophile.
MAGA would go apocalyptic
Could a kicker win MVP?
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
MAGA would go apocalyptic
Bad Bunny is not my kind of music. That being said, it was a perfectly cromulent halftime show. And I cannot blame the NFL for trying to expand their fan base into the Caribbean and Latin America.
For the League, this is all about the long term money that fandom brings.
For the League, this is all about the long term money that fandom brings.
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Bad Bunny is not my kind of music. That being said, it was a perfectly cromulent halftime show. And I cannot blame the NFL for trying to expand their fan base into the Caribbean and Latin America.
For the League, this is all about the long term money that fandom brings.
For the League, this is all about the long term money that fandom brings.
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Move over, Mr. Rogers. Lady Gaga releases cover of "Ah! Leah!" by Donnie Iris.
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Move over, Mr. Rogers. Lady Gaga releases cover of "Ah! Leah!" by Donnie Iris.
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
That LG should be embarrassed
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
That LG should be embarrassed
That Super Bowl logo on the middle of the field looks pretty fucking woke to me.
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
That Super Bowl logo on the middle of the field looks pretty fucking woke to me.
Reminds me of the first ads by Nissan’s Infiniti Brand, where they didn’t even show the car.
Peter Gunn and Pink Cadillac make for a great mashup.
But also we don’t even know what that film is. Not sure I’ve seen a preview for an untitled movie before?
But also we don’t even know what that film is. Not sure I’ve seen a preview for an untitled movie before?
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Reminds me of the first ads by Nissan’s Infiniti Brand, where they didn’t even show the car.
Whenever I hear Jaxon Smith-Njigba’s name, I am reminded of how his brother washed out of baseball as a Pirates Prospect.
February 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Whenever I hear Jaxon Smith-Njigba’s name, I am reminded of how his brother washed out of baseball as a Pirates Prospect.