Bentzburgh
@bentzburgh.bsky.social
mild mannered tortilla salesman
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Cops are chasing the guy on Exchange Way. Another cop asked for a description and the original cop replied “he’s naked”
February 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Cops are chasing the guy on Exchange Way. Another cop asked for a description and the original cop replied “he’s naked”
From: jEpstein
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CEOs Never Cum
February 18, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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We all have a soulmate out there somewhere in this great big crazy world
February 18, 2026 at 9:16 PM
We all have a soulmate out there somewhere in this great big crazy world
That demon seed is gonna goose step right outta her crotch
Katie Miller claims Stephen Miller's genes are making her sick:
"Why have I been more nauseous this pregnancy, had more eczema? It's because it's more of my husband's genetic makeup than mine in this baby."
"Why have I been more nauseous this pregnancy, had more eczema? It's because it's more of my husband's genetic makeup than mine in this baby."
February 18, 2026 at 8:38 PM
That demon seed is gonna goose step right outta her crotch
Might buy the Seahawks, gotta see what my next check looks like
February 18, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Might buy the Seahawks, gotta see what my next check looks like
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I’m giving up for lent.
February 18, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I’m giving up for lent.
Look up “Disney” in the Epstein files and you’ll find countless reservation confirmation emails. Jesus Christ man
February 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Look up “Disney” in the Epstein files and you’ll find countless reservation confirmation emails. Jesus Christ man
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“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.”
- 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas.
Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children.
www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
- 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas.
Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children.
www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
February 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.”
- 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas.
Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children.
www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
- 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas.
Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children.
www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
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This edible ain’t shit, I’m gonna eat another one
30 minutes later:
30 minutes later:
Oakland. Forbes Ave. Caller says that he thinks he is on fire but also might be really really high. Caller would like for someone to help clarify the situation for him.
February 17, 2026 at 6:34 PM
This edible ain’t shit, I’m gonna eat another one
30 minutes later:
30 minutes later:
Just because he’s not Hitler (he’s not, obviously) doesn’t mean we have to fucking settle for this guy already. The primaries haven’t even begun and leftists are already being told to eat shit and pretend to like it.
if you're calling Gavin Newsom 99% Hitler I think it's fair to say you don't know what Hitler is
Libs be like "come vote for 99% hitler so we can beat 100% hitler"
February 17, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Just because he’s not Hitler (he’s not, obviously) doesn’t mean we have to fucking settle for this guy already. The primaries haven’t even begun and leftists are already being told to eat shit and pretend to like it.
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“We can’t pick anyone that has leftist policies because they’re gonna use that against us”
Kamala was on stage with Liz Cheney talking about how much she loves Israel and wants the strongest military ever and how much she loves capitalism and guess what, they still called her a radical leftist.
Kamala was on stage with Liz Cheney talking about how much she loves Israel and wants the strongest military ever and how much she loves capitalism and guess what, they still called her a radical leftist.
February 17, 2026 at 3:06 PM
“We can’t pick anyone that has leftist policies because they’re gonna use that against us”
Kamala was on stage with Liz Cheney talking about how much she loves Israel and wants the strongest military ever and how much she loves capitalism and guess what, they still called her a radical leftist.
Kamala was on stage with Liz Cheney talking about how much she loves Israel and wants the strongest military ever and how much she loves capitalism and guess what, they still called her a radical leftist.
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Sometimes, Senator Graham just puts it out in the plainest language:
“The wars of the future are being planned here in Israel.”
“The wars of the future are being planned here in Israel.”
February 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Sometimes, Senator Graham just puts it out in the plainest language:
“The wars of the future are being planned here in Israel.”
“The wars of the future are being planned here in Israel.”
One thing I’ve noticed about AOC, every single right wing attack on her is based on a lie or a completely made up quote. They are terrified of her.
Rep. Randy Fine: "People should know Democrats like AOC are saying 'we are going to get rid of your dogs.' Americans need to keep that in mind when they go and vote in November."
February 17, 2026 at 2:11 PM
One thing I’ve noticed about AOC, every single right wing attack on her is based on a lie or a completely made up quote. They are terrified of her.
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RIP Rev Jackson apnews.com/article/jess...
The Rev. Jesse Jackson, who led the Civil Rights Movement for decades after King, has died at 84
Jackson was a major contributor to the Civil Rights Movement and helped it accomplish many of its goals.
apnews.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:18 PM
RIP Rev Jackson apnews.com/article/jess...
Corey Booker welcome to the bozo club please pick up your red nose at the door
February 17, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Corey Booker welcome to the bozo club please pick up your red nose at the door
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RIP Robert Duvall: as central to American film as anyone in his generation
February 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
RIP Robert Duvall: as central to American film as anyone in his generation
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Robert Duvall, the legendary actor whose career has spanned over six decades, has died at 95, his wife announced
February 16, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Robert Duvall, the legendary actor whose career has spanned over six decades, has died at 95, his wife announced
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2 years out and Democrats are already trying to figure out the absolute worst person you'd be willing to vote for
February 16, 2026 at 3:16 PM
2 years out and Democrats are already trying to figure out the absolute worst person you'd be willing to vote for
Yes climate change is destroying the planet and my great grandchildren will suffer unspeakable horrors trying to survive buuuuuuuuut…shorts in February
February 16, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Yes climate change is destroying the planet and my great grandchildren will suffer unspeakable horrors trying to survive buuuuuuuuut…shorts in February
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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Republicans: famous for common sense over the past decade
Schumer on DHS reforms: "I believe Republicans will have no choice but to go along with us because it's so common sense"
February 15, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Republicans: famous for common sense over the past decade
We were up 9 at one point in the second half but the Shockers came back to win it. Great game and a great time
February 15, 2026 at 2:12 AM
We were up 9 at one point in the second half but the Shockers came back to win it. Great game and a great time