Cmdr. Overbite
@cmdroverbite.bsky.social
As long as I live under the capitalistic system, I expect to have my life influenced by the demands of moneyed people. But I will be damned if I propose to be at the beck and call of every itinerant scoundrel who has two cents to invest in a postage stamp.
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The film “Mean Girls” based on the musical “Mean Girls” based on the experimental short story “Mean Girls” based on the jazz-dance performance “Mean Girls” based on the abortive Lin-Manuel Miranda-produced “Mean Girlz Mixtape” based on
If you’re not from the Chicago area, take it from me that the federal invasion here was a depressing and enervating ordeal. It seems like what’s happening in Minneapolis is a bigger incursion into a smaller city with even less restraint. I can’t imagine how those people feel.
January 15, 2026 at 3:03 AM
If you’re not from the Chicago area, take it from me that the federal invasion here was a depressing and enervating ordeal. It seems like what’s happening in Minneapolis is a bigger incursion into a smaller city with even less restraint. I can’t imagine how those people feel.
One is left with the distinct impression that the Trump Administration is doing at least one new and novel Worse Than Watergate crime per day
Trump is selling seized Venezuelan oil and putting the cash in a bank account in Qatar. Nothing to see here. www.semafor.com/article/01/1...
January 14, 2026 at 11:20 PM
One is left with the distinct impression that the Trump Administration is doing at least one new and novel Worse Than Watergate crime per day
Quick reminder: the reason you know none of these people have real friends is because the sine qua non of real friendship is having someone who takes you aside when you are acting like this so that they can tell you “bruh.”
January 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Quick reminder: the reason you know none of these people have real friends is because the sine qua non of real friendship is having someone who takes you aside when you are acting like this so that they can tell you “bruh.”
If you bought a memecoin from Eric Adams in the year of our lord 2025, you deserve whatever the fuck happens to you
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 AM
If you bought a memecoin from Eric Adams in the year of our lord 2025, you deserve whatever the fuck happens to you
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Here is my grand theory of AI porn:
The percentage of people who actually pay for porn is tiny. The people who are in that group are, more often than not, paying for porn because the financial transaction gives them a sense of intimate connection with a performer (see: OnlyFans).
The percentage of people who actually pay for porn is tiny. The people who are in that group are, more often than not, paying for porn because the financial transaction gives them a sense of intimate connection with a performer (see: OnlyFans).
January 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Here is my grand theory of AI porn:
The percentage of people who actually pay for porn is tiny. The people who are in that group are, more often than not, paying for porn because the financial transaction gives them a sense of intimate connection with a performer (see: OnlyFans).
The percentage of people who actually pay for porn is tiny. The people who are in that group are, more often than not, paying for porn because the financial transaction gives them a sense of intimate connection with a performer (see: OnlyFans).
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Woke 1 involved being so allergic to power that you couldnt understand that a corporation rushing to kiss your ass during Pride was an unadulterated win
Woke 2 will involve breaking corporations that refuse to rush in and kiss the LGBTQ+ communty's ass during Pride
Woke 2 will involve breaking corporations that refuse to rush in and kiss the LGBTQ+ communty's ass during Pride
I *like* pride washing.
I *like* that stores had to put out rainbow merch and bend the knee to my civil and human rights, and our status as the reason they can stay in business.
Anyone who hates that is deeply suspect to me.
I *like* that stores had to put out rainbow merch and bend the knee to my civil and human rights, and our status as the reason they can stay in business.
Anyone who hates that is deeply suspect to me.
January 12, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Woke 1 involved being so allergic to power that you couldnt understand that a corporation rushing to kiss your ass during Pride was an unadulterated win
Woke 2 will involve breaking corporations that refuse to rush in and kiss the LGBTQ+ communty's ass during Pride
Woke 2 will involve breaking corporations that refuse to rush in and kiss the LGBTQ+ communty's ass during Pride
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Chris Bell would've celebrated a birthday. The Big Star member with the dulcet melodies and (perhaps) queer sensibility. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2021/10/04/d...
Don’t blame me for what folks will do: The best of Big Star
Ground zero for the most heterosexual subgenre in rock, Big Star still sound great because Alex Chilton and Chris Bell didn’t sound like men, old or otherwise.
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January 12, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Chris Bell would've celebrated a birthday. The Big Star member with the dulcet melodies and (perhaps) queer sensibility. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2021/10/04/d...
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Arugula really is the funniest part of the culture war. Spicy, flavorful, nickname is “Rocket.” It’s literally Lettuce for Men.
January 12, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Arugula really is the funniest part of the culture war. Spicy, flavorful, nickname is “Rocket.” It’s literally Lettuce for Men.
DOOR #1: You get to make a lot of people miserable and maybe even shoot someone without any legal consequences
DOOR #2: You try to be kind to your neighbors, you have no ability to be cruel or murderous with impunity BUT: possibly free sambusas?
Which door you choose speaks volumes.
DOOR #2: You try to be kind to your neighbors, you have no ability to be cruel or murderous with impunity BUT: possibly free sambusas?
Which door you choose speaks volumes.
January 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
DOOR #1: You get to make a lot of people miserable and maybe even shoot someone without any legal consequences
DOOR #2: You try to be kind to your neighbors, you have no ability to be cruel or murderous with impunity BUT: possibly free sambusas?
Which door you choose speaks volumes.
DOOR #2: You try to be kind to your neighbors, you have no ability to be cruel or murderous with impunity BUT: possibly free sambusas?
Which door you choose speaks volumes.
I love how sports has this mysterious quality of turning otherwise sensible people into jingoists for their Native Region. (I am extremely including myself in this—Bear Fucking Down, screw the Packers, etc)
As I was raised a Philly fan but have been adopted by SF, today’s matchup offers a unique opportunity for me to yell “NO, YOU FUCKFACES” constantly for every possession
January 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I love how sports has this mysterious quality of turning otherwise sensible people into jingoists for their Native Region. (I am extremely including myself in this—Bear Fucking Down, screw the Packers, etc)
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A favorite sign from today's NYC protest march
January 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
A favorite sign from today's NYC protest march
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Rep. Robin Kelly directly said it a few days ago. So did Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove. Here’s Rep. Angie Craig saying it on video.
More of you need to stop crying in the replies of every Dem & read or listen. You also need to remember they’re in the minority & this is very unlikely to have the votes.
More of you need to stop crying in the replies of every Dem & read or listen. You also need to remember they’re in the minority & this is very unlikely to have the votes.
January 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Rep. Robin Kelly directly said it a few days ago. So did Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove. Here’s Rep. Angie Craig saying it on video.
More of you need to stop crying in the replies of every Dem & read or listen. You also need to remember they’re in the minority & this is very unlikely to have the votes.
More of you need to stop crying in the replies of every Dem & read or listen. You also need to remember they’re in the minority & this is very unlikely to have the votes.
You can believe that this world is a miserable place with nothing to offer you but suffering and toil until you lie in an unremembered grave. But I remember that this world gave us two different lambada movies on the same day in 1990, and I draw the strength to carry on.
January 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
You can believe that this world is a miserable place with nothing to offer you but suffering and toil until you lie in an unremembered grave. But I remember that this world gave us two different lambada movies on the same day in 1990, and I draw the strength to carry on.
BEAR FUCKIN DOWN
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
BEAR FUCKIN DOWN
feels like inviting bad juju idk
WHOA! The Chicago Bears Are Going With Alternate Uniforms Tonight
www.bleachernation.com/bears/2026/0...
www.bleachernation.com/bears/2026/0...
January 10, 2026 at 11:22 PM
feels like inviting bad juju idk
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some days I feel like the gulf between "we should Fight and win" people and "we should fight and Win" people is insurmountable
January 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
some days I feel like the gulf between "we should Fight and win" people and "we should fight and Win" people is insurmountable
The purpose of telling brazen lies and doubling down in the face of contradictory evidence is to please the Leader whose only epistemological belief is “truth is that which makes me happy to believe” and to please the Followers who think believing convenient but obvious lies is Based Gigachad Shit
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The purpose of telling brazen lies and doubling down in the face of contradictory evidence is to please the Leader whose only epistemological belief is “truth is that which makes me happy to believe” and to please the Followers who think believing convenient but obvious lies is Based Gigachad Shit
Kid is looking to get psyched up for the school spelling bee so I’m showing her footage of Queen performing at Live Aid because while she’s pretty confident she is not yet Freddy Mercury Confident
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January 9, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Kid is looking to get psyched up for the school spelling bee so I’m showing her footage of Queen performing at Live Aid because while she’s pretty confident she is not yet Freddy Mercury Confident
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ATTENTION CONSERVATION NOTICE: I will be using this thread to complain about something that just bugs me from a 25+ year old TV episode thank you for your attention to this matter
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 AM
ATTENTION CONSERVATION NOTICE: I will be using this thread to complain about something that just bugs me from a 25+ year old TV episode thank you for your attention to this matter
Doing my bit for the Revolution To Come in these trying times (dogpiling random users of the 16th most popular social media site when I suspect them of right-deviationism)
January 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Doing my bit for the Revolution To Come in these trying times (dogpiling random users of the 16th most popular social media site when I suspect them of right-deviationism)
Telling you guys, the golden age of people Getting Fucking Mad About It is dawning
they got zaydante breaking character
Trump supporters right now #relatable #trump #minneapolis
YouTube video by zaydante
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January 9, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Telling you guys, the golden age of people Getting Fucking Mad About It is dawning
However much you think Wilhoit’s Law explains it all, you’re underestimating how much it does
What pisses me off the most is the right (and especially the 2A nuts) spent decades crying about the threat of government jack booted thugs cracking down on citizens and now that it is LITERALLY HAPPENING those are the very people cheering on these masked thugs.
I hate to break it to you, but heavily-armed government militias are roaming unchecked through US cities and shooting human rights observers dead in the streets. That's happening in our country.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
However much you think Wilhoit’s Law explains it all, you’re underestimating how much it does
It is my unfortunate duty to request that you strongly consider Getting Fucking Mad About It
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
It is my unfortunate duty to request that you strongly consider Getting Fucking Mad About It
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There is no quantum of cruelty and violence that is safe to consume. There is no minimum safe dose of atrocities observed. There is no point where a video depicting the violent end of a human life becomes harmless. This isn't to condemn you if you decide to watch anyway, but do not delude yourself.
With respect, this is not generally how it works. Most people can't handle it. Those that can are generally broken or breaking in some way. Moreover, people don't realizing that it's breaking them. At best it gives you waking nightmares and at worst it hollows you out, numbs you, and makes you cruel
Then you aren’t someone I was talking to with my statement. Some people can handle it. Some people can’t. Neither is better than the other. It is up to each person to recognize their own limits. I choose to bear witness, I refuse to become numb to this stuff, I am taking action, & that is my choice.
January 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
There is no quantum of cruelty and violence that is safe to consume. There is no minimum safe dose of atrocities observed. There is no point where a video depicting the violent end of a human life becomes harmless. This isn't to condemn you if you decide to watch anyway, but do not delude yourself.
