Cmdr. Overbite
@cmdroverbite.bsky.social
As long as I live under the capitalistic system, I expect to have my life influenced by the demands of moneyed people. But I will be damned if I propose to be at the beck and call of every itinerant scoundrel who has two cents to invest in a postage stamp.
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The film “Mean Girls” based on the musical “Mean Girls” based on the experimental short story “Mean Girls” based on the jazz-dance performance “Mean Girls” based on the abortive Lin-Manuel Miranda-produced “Mean Girlz Mixtape” based on
Trump has lost his fastball in the Dave Dravecky sense of the term
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Trump has lost his fastball in the Dave Dravecky sense of the term
daaaaaaaang
meanwhile blackjack is definitely right-coded because republicans love to hit anything under 21
what?
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
daaaaaaaang
ADMIT IT YOUD WATCH
Dangerous Liasons: A Star Wars Story
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
ADMIT IT YOUD WATCH
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i would give anything for someone to ask this guy what his actual job is, because he clearly doesn’t have any idea
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i would give anything for someone to ask this guy what his actual job is, because he clearly doesn’t have any idea
Who’s up for a little Extreme Magnetic Deviation, ladies?
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Who’s up for a little Extreme Magnetic Deviation, ladies?
Welcome to O’Hare, your flight will be departing from Concourse G which for your convenience is located somewhere outside of Freeport
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Welcome to O’Hare, your flight will be departing from Concourse G which for your convenience is located somewhere outside of Freeport
Losers cry about their best; winners go home and fuck the prom queen, Charlie Brown
You have to. Fuck life in the gallbladder, Charlie Brown
Fuck a charge, this here is gunpowder activated .27 caliber, full-auto, no-kickback, nail-throwing mayhem, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Losers cry about their best; winners go home and fuck the prom queen, Charlie Brown
Fuck a charge, this here is gunpowder activated .27 caliber, full-auto, no-kickback, nail-throwing mayhem, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Fuck a charge, this here is gunpowder activated .27 caliber, full-auto, no-kickback, nail-throwing mayhem, Charlie Brown
10/10 no notes
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
10/10 no notes
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something that has always irked me is that the seashore is the actual worst fucking place for her to sell seashells.
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
something that has always irked me is that the seashore is the actual worst fucking place for her to sell seashells.
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Every 2-4 years, a bunch of left-wing populists have the brilliant thought “Hey, what if people’s resentment of social minorities is actually just sublimated resentment for capitalist elites?” and then we get to spend 2-4 years once again learning that no, it’s very much the reverse
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Every 2-4 years, a bunch of left-wing populists have the brilliant thought “Hey, what if people’s resentment of social minorities is actually just sublimated resentment for capitalist elites?” and then we get to spend 2-4 years once again learning that no, it’s very much the reverse
I find the whole Boomers vs Gen X vs Millennials schtick to be profoundly tiresome in general but I feel a little wistful at the possibility that we might never have a President who hasn’t played Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out in 30 years but still instinctively remembers how to beat King Hippo.
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I find the whole Boomers vs Gen X vs Millennials schtick to be profoundly tiresome in general but I feel a little wistful at the possibility that we might never have a President who hasn’t played Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out in 30 years but still instinctively remembers how to beat King Hippo.
wake up babe new daily affirmation just dropped
I AM GOING TO FIGHT A POLICE HORSE WITH A HAMMER AND I AM GOING TO WIN
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
wake up babe new daily affirmation just dropped
I was in a grocery store once and found a bag of Sophie’s Choice brand frozen pierogies, which I had previously thought was the apex of tastelessly misguided branding, but this might knock that off the top podium place
there's actually a mural of Guernica at an ice cream shop in DC where someone's holding an ice cream cone for some reason
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I was in a grocery store once and found a bag of Sophie’s Choice brand frozen pierogies, which I had previously thought was the apex of tastelessly misguided branding, but this might knock that off the top podium place
big third down here
November 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
big third down here
When I lived in Massachusetts and I was giving directions to my house, I would refer to it as the Big Pink House At The Top Of The Hill, and people would always ask “what hill?”
I’m from Illinois, and the ~10 feet of elevation from one end of my street to the other registered as a “hill” to me.
I’m from Illinois, and the ~10 feet of elevation from one end of my street to the other registered as a “hill” to me.
After not-having-lived-here for 25 years, I am once again struck at how flat Illinois is.
Glaciers must’ve been a hell of a thing
Glaciers must’ve been a hell of a thing
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
When I lived in Massachusetts and I was giving directions to my house, I would refer to it as the Big Pink House At The Top Of The Hill, and people would always ask “what hill?”
I’m from Illinois, and the ~10 feet of elevation from one end of my street to the other registered as a “hill” to me.
I’m from Illinois, and the ~10 feet of elevation from one end of my street to the other registered as a “hill” to me.
If you are a believer in the Vonnegut line that "we are who we pretend to be so we should be very careful about who we pretend to be" when it comes to people who aren't really Nazis but parrot Nazi talking points, consider that the same dynamic the other way around also applies
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If you are a believer in the Vonnegut line that "we are who we pretend to be so we should be very careful about who we pretend to be" when it comes to people who aren't really Nazis but parrot Nazi talking points, consider that the same dynamic the other way around also applies
It’s the day before Thanksgiving so everyone has cranked MOST ANNOYING SOJNDS POSSIBLE 9 HR CHALLENGE up to maximum volume
People like to shit on the Boomers but they at least had the good taste to be confused and alienated when the Beatles dropped “Revolution 9” and today’s youth are in their social studies class and cranking the volume on YouTube videos with titles like “MOST ANNOYING SOUNDS POSSIBLE 9 HR CHALLENGE”
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It’s the day before Thanksgiving so everyone has cranked MOST ANNOYING SOJNDS POSSIBLE 9 HR CHALLENGE up to maximum volume
Finally we’ve got a Transportation Secretary who’s willing to take a comprehensive look at the issues facing his department and really focus in on Job One: Too Many Uggos Flying Economy?
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Finally we’ve got a Transportation Secretary who’s willing to take a comprehensive look at the issues facing his department and really focus in on Job One: Too Many Uggos Flying Economy?
“My name is JD, these are the Starliters. Whether you’re here for business or pleasure, we’re so glad you joined us at the Magic City Lounge here at the Ramada Inn in Minot. This next song’s from Mr. Barry Manilow and it goes out to all you lovers out there.”
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“My name is JD, these are the Starliters. Whether you’re here for business or pleasure, we’re so glad you joined us at the Magic City Lounge here at the Ramada Inn in Minot. This next song’s from Mr. Barry Manilow and it goes out to all you lovers out there.”
“Have we lost the sacred art of turning 100 page forum threads into epic flame wars,” the greatest epic flame war in the history of forums, locked by the moderators after 100 pages
we've lost the sacred art of turning 100 page forum threads on the general discussion board into epic flame wars
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“Have we lost the sacred art of turning 100 page forum threads into epic flame wars,” the greatest epic flame war in the history of forums, locked by the moderators after 100 pages
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Moxon’s Shaving Cream: “Never exonerate malice simply because it is also stupid.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Moxon’s Shaving Cream: “Never exonerate malice simply because it is also stupid.”
daaaaaaaang
They had good reason to think they had it under control. The W and Trump administrations both handed our federal judiciary to the Federalist Society and approved those selections no matter how unqualified or extreme. Not their fault that some of those extremists turned out to be competent.
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
daaaaaaaang