Kitastrophe
@jboykitten.bsky.social
Slutpost account, plz 18+ only. 🔞
HI, I'm Jboy(he/him), pan/poly, and I’m an aging ho’bag. There will be DDR/PIU/Mahjong/judo/queer issues occasionally, along with travel complaints and horny posting. Mostly just porn.
HI, I'm Jboy(he/him), pan/poly, and I’m an aging ho’bag. There will be DDR/PIU/Mahjong/judo/queer issues occasionally, along with travel complaints and horny posting. Mostly just porn.
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if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this
sad to see Catherine O'Hara has died, as reported this morning. I'm asking all my friends to join me in a celebratory Day-O in her memory.
January 30, 2026 at 9:39 PM
sad to see Catherine O'Hara has died, as reported this morning. I'm asking all my friends to join me in a celebratory Day-O in her memory.
This trope that’s popping up in modern thriller and dark-romance books about ‘I am worried I don’t turn out like my multiple-felon father, who was arrested long ago’ is REALLY not my favorite, to be honest.
Especially when I mostly read thrillers and my partner listens to Dark-Romance audiobooks.
Especially when I mostly read thrillers and my partner listens to Dark-Romance audiobooks.
January 26, 2026 at 5:46 PM
This trope that’s popping up in modern thriller and dark-romance books about ‘I am worried I don’t turn out like my multiple-felon father, who was arrested long ago’ is REALLY not my favorite, to be honest.
Especially when I mostly read thrillers and my partner listens to Dark-Romance audiobooks.
Especially when I mostly read thrillers and my partner listens to Dark-Romance audiobooks.
My body is a machine that turns sugary soda into kink scenes.
January 26, 2026 at 1:05 AM
My body is a machine that turns sugary soda into kink scenes.
After this awful weather clears, it’s long past time I really sell out properly.
I’m starting a new series where I prompt an AI to construct a BDSM scene and then my top tries to follow its nonsensical and unappealing script.
It’ll triple my OF views overnight, I’m sure of it.
/obv not serious
I’m starting a new series where I prompt an AI to construct a BDSM scene and then my top tries to follow its nonsensical and unappealing script.
It’ll triple my OF views overnight, I’m sure of it.
/obv not serious
January 23, 2026 at 1:49 AM
After this awful weather clears, it’s long past time I really sell out properly.
I’m starting a new series where I prompt an AI to construct a BDSM scene and then my top tries to follow its nonsensical and unappealing script.
It’ll triple my OF views overnight, I’m sure of it.
/obv not serious
I’m starting a new series where I prompt an AI to construct a BDSM scene and then my top tries to follow its nonsensical and unappealing script.
It’ll triple my OF views overnight, I’m sure of it.
/obv not serious
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putting the Duo owl in chastity, let's see how high YOUR streak gets, buddy
January 23, 2026 at 12:18 AM
putting the Duo owl in chastity, let's see how high YOUR streak gets, buddy
...I'm sorry, Chuck D is doing W H A T
January 22, 2026 at 8:30 PM
...I'm sorry, Chuck D is doing W H A T
Deep dance game lore
Back when teams like the Black Hoodie Mafia were relevant
Back when teams like the Black Hoodie Mafia were relevant
January 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Deep dance game lore
Back when teams like the Black Hoodie Mafia were relevant
Back when teams like the Black Hoodie Mafia were relevant
Holy smokes how bad is this movie that it’s already tanked and appeared on streaming?
Apparently I have to be nice and not make fun of it OR sing along to my favorite number (for good)
This is gonna be rough, it’s soju time.
Apparently I have to be nice and not make fun of it OR sing along to my favorite number (for good)
This is gonna be rough, it’s soju time.
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Holy smokes how bad is this movie that it’s already tanked and appeared on streaming?
Apparently I have to be nice and not make fun of it OR sing along to my favorite number (for good)
This is gonna be rough, it’s soju time.
Apparently I have to be nice and not make fun of it OR sing along to my favorite number (for good)
This is gonna be rough, it’s soju time.
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in accordance with tradition, it is time for the yearly sharing of January Hymn
pls partake with me
pls partake with me
The Decemberists - January Hymn
YouTube video by thomyorke74
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January 1, 2026 at 5:25 AM
in accordance with tradition, it is time for the yearly sharing of January Hymn
pls partake with me
pls partake with me
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r/dirtym4m4r4r: seeking stealth sadist to relive some spicy nostalgia bombs [hosting]
Please teach my brain to give up on ideas, or at least not tell my ex who knows how to absolutely WRECK me.
Please teach my brain to give up on ideas, or at least not tell my ex who knows how to absolutely WRECK me.
December 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
r/dirtym4m4r4r: seeking stealth sadist to relive some spicy nostalgia bombs [hosting]
Please teach my brain to give up on ideas, or at least not tell my ex who knows how to absolutely WRECK me.
Please teach my brain to give up on ideas, or at least not tell my ex who knows how to absolutely WRECK me.
‘After seeing some gey sheeet at the bottom, deffo unfollowing’
Congrats, internet. We’ve managed to raise a group of idiots that are simultaneously too afraid to say swear words to get unmonetized, but bold enough to be bigots aggressively at the same time.
It’s upsetting for the whole culture.
Congrats, internet. We’ve managed to raise a group of idiots that are simultaneously too afraid to say swear words to get unmonetized, but bold enough to be bigots aggressively at the same time.
It’s upsetting for the whole culture.
December 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
‘After seeing some gey sheeet at the bottom, deffo unfollowing’
Congrats, internet. We’ve managed to raise a group of idiots that are simultaneously too afraid to say swear words to get unmonetized, but bold enough to be bigots aggressively at the same time.
It’s upsetting for the whole culture.
Congrats, internet. We’ve managed to raise a group of idiots that are simultaneously too afraid to say swear words to get unmonetized, but bold enough to be bigots aggressively at the same time.
It’s upsetting for the whole culture.
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Newly minted trans masc friend in my life.
What's a good gender affirming gift for he hims?
What's a good gender affirming gift for he hims?
December 20, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Newly minted trans masc friend in my life.
What's a good gender affirming gift for he hims?
What's a good gender affirming gift for he hims?
I’m still making shoots and stuff, I’ve just been so lazy about doing any editing and posting lately. Sorry, this weather just makes for extremely nonfunctional cat.
I promise I’ll go back to posting the silliest porn you’ve ever seen shortly.
I promise I’ll go back to posting the silliest porn you’ve ever seen shortly.
December 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I’m still making shoots and stuff, I’ve just been so lazy about doing any editing and posting lately. Sorry, this weather just makes for extremely nonfunctional cat.
I promise I’ll go back to posting the silliest porn you’ve ever seen shortly.
I promise I’ll go back to posting the silliest porn you’ve ever seen shortly.
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sorry you didn’t achieve the mental clarity to realize that it’s okay to be friends with people after you’ve boned them for an inordinately long amount of time
sucks to suck, weirdos
sucks to suck, weirdos
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
sorry you didn’t achieve the mental clarity to realize that it’s okay to be friends with people after you’ve boned them for an inordinately long amount of time
sucks to suck, weirdos
sucks to suck, weirdos
If you carry a membership card in your wallet to a swingers club that hasn’t existed in years, you might be a redneck hoebag.
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If you carry a membership card in your wallet to a swingers club that hasn’t existed in years, you might be a redneck hoebag.
Is it possible to be a Wife Guy for someone else’s wife, or is that just stalking?
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Is it possible to be a Wife Guy for someone else’s wife, or is that just stalking?
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Oh, which groups of people overwhelmingly have this degree? Well geez, time to cut its value.
Oh, which groups of people overwhelmingly have this degree? Well geez, time to cut its value.
Nursing is no longer considered a 'professional degree.' What changed? — USA TODAY
The Trump administration's definition of a
apple.news
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Oh, which groups of people overwhelmingly have this degree? Well geez, time to cut its value.
Oh, which groups of people overwhelmingly have this degree? Well geez, time to cut its value.
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Ahhhhh I don’t want a content strategy I don’t want to strategically repost in circuits, I just want to get my butts out on the internet and maybe parlay that into having more dicks to suck.
Make the internet stop trying to offer me things and sell me things and lure me back into CONTENT brain.
Make the internet stop trying to offer me things and sell me things and lure me back into CONTENT brain.
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Ahhhhh I don’t want a content strategy I don’t want to strategically repost in circuits, I just want to get my butts out on the internet and maybe parlay that into having more dicks to suck.
Make the internet stop trying to offer me things and sell me things and lure me back into CONTENT brain.
Make the internet stop trying to offer me things and sell me things and lure me back into CONTENT brain.
Strip VS:
Catherine/Full Body
It’s time to let these bitches know that I saw this game when it was considered for e-sports
Catherine/Full Body
It’s time to let these bitches know that I saw this game when it was considered for e-sports
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Strip VS:
Catherine/Full Body
It’s time to let these bitches know that I saw this game when it was considered for e-sports
Catherine/Full Body
It’s time to let these bitches know that I saw this game when it was considered for e-sports
Since it came up in conversation tonight, how much do you think I’d have to raise in startup capital to run a kink-themed cruise ship company…
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Since it came up in conversation tonight, how much do you think I’d have to raise in startup capital to run a kink-themed cruise ship company…
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since it came up in conversation tonight I gotta know if there’s a contingent of tops out there that engage in waxING play, like mean hair removal
surely that’s gotta be a thing somewhere
surely that’s gotta be a thing somewhere
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
since it came up in conversation tonight I gotta know if there’s a contingent of tops out there that engage in waxING play, like mean hair removal
surely that’s gotta be a thing somewhere
surely that’s gotta be a thing somewhere
Please enjoy the scientifically proven and peer-reviewed health benefits of eating my ass
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Please enjoy the scientifically proven and peer-reviewed health benefits of eating my ass