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J. David Clarke

@jdavidclarke.bsky.social

870 followers 1.4K following 3.4K posts

I read. I write. I have cats. I eat too much. Occasionally I gad about town frolicking & cavorting, what with the shenanigans and the goings on. Cisgender (He/Him).

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J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · Nov 17

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J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 38m

Hopefully this will put an end to all the absurd “Dak for MVP” talk.

J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 5h

I stand by my comment.

J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 20h

“Pineal gland of Earth”.

I’m just…I’m tired, y’all. I’m real tired.

J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 23h

Yep.

J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 23h

You know I honestly think my last thought as the gas fills the chamber around me will be THANK GOD I NEVER HAVE TO SEE THE PHRASE “LET THAT SINK IN” AGAIN.

J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 23h

Ohhh I honestly thought he was trying to say ark. Like Noah’s Ark. and I thought oh Jesus does he want a bunker big enough to keep all his rich buddies alive while the rest of us die? 😳

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J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 23h

I love to coupe a feel of a tit!

J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 23h

“This is a coupe!”

No, coupes are nice. I love a little 2-door coupe. THIS is a COUP.

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J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 2d

Got a 95 on my first Biology exam! 💪🤓

J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 2d

Saw an Aston Martin on the freeway yesterday! Don’t think I’ve ever seen one IRL before! Not sure which model it was but I think it might have been a Vanquish. (It went by quickly and I mostly saw the back.)

J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 2d

Here’s the thing: that house belongs to us, not him. NOT HIM. #eastwing

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Kate Burns @katerqburns.bsky.social · 3d

“Medical staff did not give her any food, water, or pain medication for several hours. Much later that evening, after a significant loss of blood, Lucia was transported to an emergency room approximately an hour away, with her arms and legs shackled.” www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Pregnant women describe miscarrying and bleeding out while in ICE custody, advocates say

The ACLU and other groups are pressing for ICE to identify and release all pregnant women in custody and to stop detaining anyone known to be pregnant, postpartum or nursing.

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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 28d

Five seasons of Solar Opposites are now available to watch on Netflix!

A Netflix ad for Solar Opposites featuring an animated alien family on a glowing rainbow road in a sci-fi roller coaster cart.

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J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 3d

Watched the Solar Opposites series finale. I love this show so much and it was a great ending, BUT…I’m ready for a “The Wall” spinoff series. Make it happen, @mikemcmahan.bsky.social!

J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 4d

Just fyi I will block for the R-slur and for partisan versions of it like libt**d and trumpt**d.

J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 4d

I last took Biology in high school, and the Bio class I’m taking now is VERY different and not easy. It doesn’t help that I’ve never been all that fond of biology or chemistry. Gonna be a tough term! And I have Chem coming up in the spring too! 😣

J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 5d

Absolutely zero interest in The Fuck Mel Gibson of the Christ or whatever he’s calling it.

J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 5d

Keri Russell is so great on this show.

J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 6d

I hope it’s obvious to all now, he is NOT planning on leaving in three years. Or ever.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 6d

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:

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J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 6d

My Alexa devices were working fine earlier but now they’re not responding at all. Is the outage getting worse?

J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 6d

Why the fuck are you all online shopping at 2-4am?

J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 6d

Watched the first couple of eps of Sheriff Country, purely because of Morena Baccarin, having no idea it was a spin off of something called Fire Country. It’s super cheesy copaganda, not a serious drama in the least, but mildly entertaining.

J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 7d

There’s a Dick Turpin Halloween Special. Which begs the question, did anyone remember Dick Turpin? Or know it was still a thing??

J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 7d

Starting The Diplomat season 3!