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Jedi Puddin (Rebel Spy/Sarlacc Farmer)
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Jaimie K. Wilson - Writer: fiction/poetry/ex journo. Also Artificer, Food McGyver, ND Hobbit Mom w/an affinity for produce, Dark Citadel Ensorscellor and Godzilla's side chick.
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FAM! It's finally here! My story in @fiyahlitmag.bsky.social is ALIVE! Frickin yay!

PLEASE support art and Black artists and buy a copy today! (I can't believe someone might read this story other than my mom.) It's the Monsters and Gods edition!

fiyahlitmag.com/shop/issues/...
Homemade udon noodles in dashi-based broth with young kale, Chinese cabbage, chijimisai, mustard and turnip greens, plus a young Tokinashi turnip and shitake. Featuring Dad's smoked brisket tips!
#cooking
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
America is so suck, it felt like I won the lottery when I found out my insurance will cover the MRI I need.

But I still feel stoked anyway. What a sucker.
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Y'all. I did my job today. I set a meeting w/someone overseas. I finished a digital press kit. I mowed the lawn and weed whacked. I watered and put fine netting over the carrots. I almost started a load of laundry. (Just realized I didn't turn them on.) AND make noodles with my feet. Callled 2 docs!
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Sitting here eating leftover lima beans and swigging Coke out of a 2-liter that's running low.

Feels real southern.

Lemme pretend they're boiled peanuts and close my eyes...
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Just made udon dough with my feet. Ha.
December 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My first Japanese turnip!
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Put seed catalogs by your toilet for pleasant poops.
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Gardening is hard and bugs are rude.
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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The teen asked if I would take them and a friend to the Predator movie and I whined that I wanted to go but wouldn't pull a third-wheel mom maneuver. And they switched up and emphatically said they would rather go with me instead and now I have an EMOTION in my eye and it's watering.
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Misspelled dappled as fappled and invented a new dirty adjective.
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Had to ask The Old Man for some mint. He said ya.
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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You can "honor" Kirk's memory by doing the thing he'd hate and donating to an organization that wants to help low-income trans adults receive gender affirming care:

www.transincomeproject.org/donate

(also read my interview with TIPs executive director in the original post)
September 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Blueberry mini muffins and coffee break. Right out the Jiffy box.
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Van Hollen: "It's either murder from the first strike if their whole theory is wrong, and I think the weight of the legal opinion is they've concocted this ridiculous legal theory. But even if you accept it, then it is a war crime. I do believe the secretary of defense should be held accountable"
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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The perfect video does not exi-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzw...
Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away.
YouTube video by Yukon
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm gonna go transplant the onions now and make some mint sun tea.

Go look at something beautiful.
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Shiso will reseed itself, fyi. Super delish to wrap meats in the leaves or fry them for tempura. Also known as perilla and sesame leaf.
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I found stuff in the garden to use with udon soup. There's young Chinese cabbage and chijimisai shoots, plus a young Japanese turnip or two. There are dried shitakes inside, too, and I can shred a little of the leftover smoked briskets ends. Wish I had fishcakes. Too bad the shiso is gone to seed.
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
OK. I have found direction. Making a plan. Gotta have a plan.

Going to try making my own udon noodles today. With my feet!

Going out to the garden to see if I can find anything to put in an udon soup. Will also commune with lizards and birds.
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I am someone who can get distracted in the middle of putting on their shoes. I know because it just took me 10 minutes to remember to tie my left shoe.

It's now tied. I just have to figure out where I'm going now.
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
51!
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My brain is going too fast and my body is just wandering from room to room. Must. Align. Functions. Gleep glop boop/$%

Put on your shoes!
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Trying to ride this manic phase like Universal's Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit.
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Harold & Maud, the goose couple from last spring kept all 5 Ryans alive so they are now a flock of 7. Noticed them doing weird stuff with the Gang of Four and guessed it was courting rituals. YEP. The flock of seven are now 10. I guess one guy's a loner. Waiting for more babies beneath the mulberry.
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM