jeff heavydog
@jeffheavydog.bsky.social
manicposting pixie dream guy. "quality assurance" aka thing-breaker. he/him but not fussy about it. failed writer. old nerd. on a radicalization journey. some may find me annoying, and that is okay. mischief cryptid. shitposter semifinalist.
hey everybody welcome to heavydog wednesday where we elect muslim mayors and kick billionaires in the teeth (with pickaxes)
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
hey everybody welcome to heavydog wednesday where we elect muslim mayors and kick billionaires in the teeth (with pickaxes)
lookie lookie who's got the cookie
October 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
lookie lookie who's got the cookie
one cannot gay wrong (?)
Oh no. I never ate glue. Am I gaying wrong?
if you ate glue as a kid you're gay now sorry i don't make the rules
October 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
one cannot gay wrong (?)
if you ate glue as a kid you're gay now sorry i don't make the rules
October 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
if you ate glue as a kid you're gay now sorry i don't make the rules
shoot more right wing pissbabies in their dumb fuckin faces please thank you
September 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
shoot more right wing pissbabies in their dumb fuckin faces please thank you
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not nearly enough dead ceos today
cmon people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cmon people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
not nearly enough dead ceos today
cmon people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cmon people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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rest in piss bozo
July 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
rest in piss bozo
and this is the thanks i get!?
(na na na na)
(na na na na)
August 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
and this is the thanks i get!?
(na na na na)
(na na na na)
thin line between yeet and skeet
dangerous
dangerous
August 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
thin line between yeet and skeet
dangerous
dangerous
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when he’s about to cum and you tie up his foreskin
Serebii Picture: Official render for Mega Victreebel www.serebii.net
August 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
when he’s about to cum and you tie up his foreskin
we should all be too busy killing billionaires to make plans for brunch
August 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
we should all be too busy killing billionaires to make plans for brunch
people walking, people talking, people bashing their own skulls in
August 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
people walking, people talking, people bashing their own skulls in
rtbhynu rtbyu ryrb y
July 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
rtbhynu rtbyu ryrb y
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great things are possible when you physically beat the shit out of fascists
#OtD 29 Jul 1962 fascist Oswald Mosley tried to march with the Union Movement in Manchester, UK. However, he was attacked by anti-fascists and had to be rescued by police. A Mosley speech later was drowned out by a crowd of anti-fascists. More info: www.patreon.com/posts/e37b-6...
July 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
great things are possible when you physically beat the shit out of fascists
love when a rest in piss bozo skeet pops off
always here for your pissposting needs
always here for your pissposting needs
rest in piss bozo
July 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
love when a rest in piss bozo skeet pops off
always here for your pissposting needs
always here for your pissposting needs
rest in piss bozo
July 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
rest in piss bozo
dunna dun, dun-dun dun
dunna-dunna dun dun dun
dunna dun, dun-dun dun
dunna-dunna ICEBUSTERS!
dunna-dunna dun dun dun
dunna dun, dun-dun dun
dunna-dunna ICEBUSTERS!
July 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
dunna dun, dun-dun dun
dunna-dunna dun dun dun
dunna dun, dun-dun dun
dunna-dunna ICEBUSTERS!
dunna-dunna dun dun dun
dunna dun, dun-dun dun
dunna-dunna ICEBUSTERS!
i'm not your buddy, fuckhead
July 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
i'm not your buddy, fuckhead
WHOSE DICK DO I GOTTA SUCK TO SUCK A DICK AROUND HERE!!??!??!?!?
July 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
WHOSE DICK DO I GOTTA SUCK TO SUCK A DICK AROUND HERE!!??!??!?!?
you are weary of the news
i am actively rooting for the global sport of hunting down billionaires and killing them as painfully as possible
we are not the same
i am actively rooting for the global sport of hunting down billionaires and killing them as painfully as possible
we are not the same
July 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
you are weary of the news
i am actively rooting for the global sport of hunting down billionaires and killing them as painfully as possible
we are not the same
i am actively rooting for the global sport of hunting down billionaires and killing them as painfully as possible
we are not the same
but more importantly i just don't have the fucking TIME for your stupid shit right now
July 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
but more importantly i just don't have the fucking TIME for your stupid shit right now