Jennie and Scout
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I’m a food and drug lawyer sharing this account with Scout the corgi. Mellie the cat will be taking a break from social media while we recover from the platform formerly known as Twitter. #corgicrew
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To get started, please meet Scout:
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I feel like MrFish is really trying to nail down the domesticated cat lifestyle. Sleep at night, on the porch, on furniture with a cushion. No alley-catting around at midnight. Watching what Winnie does, master the porch cat skills. Next, learn indoor cat rules. one step at a time.
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Tâf gets her period, right? Maybe she‘s figured out what’s going on. If she brings you a sniffer of blackberry brandy we’ll know for sure.
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I agree - that’s really beautiful
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These replies are a fun read ! 😀
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Also Bezos is blackballed again.
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Wait. Bezos was a #corgicrew imposter?
I hope Dad takes all his money.
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I forgot about Dad. I will give Bezos some points back. Can I still blackball him from #corgicrew?
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Money changed him. I blackball Bezos from #corgicrew.
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I thought Scout might tolerate this if there room for his ears.
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There are some on Etsy but I’m not sure they‘d arrive by Sat.
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VERY RUDE AND VERY CORGIST. We couldn’t find any frog costumes big enough for a Corgi on Amazon. BEZOS IS CORGIST.
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I almost bought this for Scout! But he’s too big even for the XXL.
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Advil combined with alcohol is bad for your kidneys too. unless it’s just a little.
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The porch is a real catio.
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Certainly won’t get me in one of those! I’d be interested to see him go up himself a few times before any anyone else.
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Do both MrFish & Winnie sleep on the porch? Are they Friends?
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Is China even trying to go back to the moon? Did they also lose all their institutional knowledge such that they have to start over?
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he has that “bring my breakfast” face
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And too much work. The basket is efficient.
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I have the same thought. Also dad’s is definitely not big enough for some larger golfing persons.
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This is Scout. I just ate a slider. Medium rare with cheese.
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You might need an extra giant bed, so that even after little dog settles in, there will be room for big dog too.