Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
@jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social
I read. I write. I drink tea. Filatina American 🇵🇭🇵🇷🇪🇨🇺🇸 East Bay. she/her
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Today (or any day, really) is the day you can start reading my post-punk romance about the songs that save your life, If I Never Saw the Sun, on Tapas! Like, subscribe, you know how it goes. tapas.io/series/If-I-...
So many. The ones I quoted most recently—today—from “In Memory of W.B. Yeats” by W.H. Auden
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 AM
So many. The ones I quoted most recently—today—from “In Memory of W.B. Yeats” by W.H. Auden
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I don't want to argue about Newsom. I really don't. If all that man did was troll the Trump Administration, I'd be thrilled. But unfortunately in between doing that he also like to platform racists on his podcast and be weird about trans people. I can't trust him.
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I don't want to argue about Newsom. I really don't. If all that man did was troll the Trump Administration, I'd be thrilled. But unfortunately in between doing that he also like to platform racists on his podcast and be weird about trans people. I can't trust him.
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Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
Number one spot is entirely due to me listening to Siamese Dream on repeat while stoned
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Number one spot is entirely due to me listening to Siamese Dream on repeat while stoned
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Oakland Creates 2025
Saturday, December 13
at Oak Stop
1721 Broadway, Oakland, Ca.
11am – 5pm.
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MASKS ARE REQUIRED
Saturday, December 13
at Oak Stop
1721 Broadway, Oakland, Ca.
11am – 5pm.
Support small creators directly!
MASKS ARE REQUIRED
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Oakland Creates 2025
Saturday, December 13
at Oak Stop
1721 Broadway, Oakland, Ca.
11am – 5pm.
Support small creators directly!
MASKS ARE REQUIRED
Saturday, December 13
at Oak Stop
1721 Broadway, Oakland, Ca.
11am – 5pm.
Support small creators directly!
MASKS ARE REQUIRED
Interesting... Christie's is auctioning the original cover for the first edition of Warhammer by John Blanche, estimated £300K-400K. www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-6...
www.christies.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Interesting... Christie's is auctioning the original cover for the first edition of Warhammer by John Blanche, estimated £300K-400K. www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-6...
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Always remember.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Always remember.
Ahhh, Photos just showed this to me from Dec 4, 2013. My little Doctor!
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Ahhh, Photos just showed this to me from Dec 4, 2013. My little Doctor!
I dreamed of being at a Filipino party in a house that was many houses. I needed to leave, but I couldn’t find my shoes. Shoes everywhere, none of them mine. I said, “This is an emergency; I’ll just take some shoes that fit.” But… FILIPINO party. All of the shoes were way too small for my size 9s!
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I dreamed of being at a Filipino party in a house that was many houses. I needed to leave, but I couldn’t find my shoes. Shoes everywhere, none of them mine. I said, “This is an emergency; I’ll just take some shoes that fit.” But… FILIPINO party. All of the shoes were way too small for my size 9s!
I successfully convinced myself I was having allergies for a week. Today, I admitted that I had been, in fact, coming down with a cold. In the way of things, this means I’m going to be well in a day, having only milked a day of sympathy out of an illness.
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I successfully convinced myself I was having allergies for a week. Today, I admitted that I had been, in fact, coming down with a cold. In the way of things, this means I’m going to be well in a day, having only milked a day of sympathy out of an illness.
Hey, all! Does anyone have a button maker they’re particularly happy with? We’re looking to get one for our daughter (who is 12)
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Hey, all! Does anyone have a button maker they’re particularly happy with? We’re looking to get one for our daughter (who is 12)
We’ve all threatened, but some crazy bastard actually did it
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We’ve all threatened, but some crazy bastard actually did it
I love that other people think about the paprika hendl that Jonathan Harker ate and for which he made a note to get the recipe for Mina.
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I love that other people think about the paprika hendl that Jonathan Harker ate and for which he made a note to get the recipe for Mina.
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I've finished another Historical Self-Portrait, set in 1725! You can see it in color if you join my Patreon, free tier and up. This one is based on a painting by Jean Etienne Liòtard and inspired by Lady Mary Wortley Montagu's Turkish Embassy Letters.
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I've finished another Historical Self-Portrait, set in 1725! You can see it in color if you join my Patreon, free tier and up. This one is based on a painting by Jean Etienne Liòtard and inspired by Lady Mary Wortley Montagu's Turkish Embassy Letters.
I've finished another Historical Self-Portrait, set in 1725! You can see it in color if you join my Patreon, free tier and up. This one is based on a painting by Jean Etienne Liòtard and inspired by Lady Mary Wortley Montagu's Turkish Embassy Letters.
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I've finished another Historical Self-Portrait, set in 1725! You can see it in color if you join my Patreon, free tier and up. This one is based on a painting by Jean Etienne Liòtard and inspired by Lady Mary Wortley Montagu's Turkish Embassy Letters.
The Queen of Smokey Mountain, out on sub again soon: Renata is a girl with the secret ability to talk to bugs, lifted out of poverty into the dazzling world of Philippine beauty pageants. The script is complete, though I’m making some revisions, and the artist is the amazing Amanda Castillo.
December 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The Queen of Smokey Mountain, out on sub again soon: Renata is a girl with the secret ability to talk to bugs, lifted out of poverty into the dazzling world of Philippine beauty pageants. The script is complete, though I’m making some revisions, and the artist is the amazing Amanda Castillo.
Call the heralds, I’ve found the image for my personal badge
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Call the heralds, I’ve found the image for my personal badge
Ah, yes, the GREAT HALLL. The extra “L” is for “liminal.” As in, “You are trapped for eternity in this liminal space—a place between places that is not a place, where geometry is an ever-changing hallucination of a set of arbitrary rules that are not rules—and there is no exit.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ah, yes, the GREAT HALLL. The extra “L” is for “liminal.” As in, “You are trapped for eternity in this liminal space—a place between places that is not a place, where geometry is an ever-changing hallucination of a set of arbitrary rules that are not rules—and there is no exit.
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Wish me luck—The Scottish Boy (+ a new, similar book!!!) is out on sub to publishers, hoping to find a new home post-Unbound.
The book sold out 3 print runs & did big audio numbers on word of mouth, so I hope a new publisher can build on that. If you liked the book, pls RT 💕 synopsis in alt txt
The book sold out 3 print runs & did big audio numbers on word of mouth, so I hope a new publisher can build on that. If you liked the book, pls RT 💕 synopsis in alt txt
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Wish me luck—The Scottish Boy (+ a new, similar book!!!) is out on sub to publishers, hoping to find a new home post-Unbound.
The book sold out 3 print runs & did big audio numbers on word of mouth, so I hope a new publisher can build on that. If you liked the book, pls RT 💕 synopsis in alt txt
The book sold out 3 print runs & did big audio numbers on word of mouth, so I hope a new publisher can build on that. If you liked the book, pls RT 💕 synopsis in alt txt
Hearing the Tiffany version of “I Think We’re Alone Now” in Stranger Things made me realize how much they tried to Blue Monday-fy that song.
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Hearing the Tiffany version of “I Think We’re Alone Now” in Stranger Things made me realize how much they tried to Blue Monday-fy that song.
I know you need some chaos in your life, so why not watch a Northern (England) woman try to make green bean casserole: youtu.be/orkIu2ulpL0?...
Green Beans Casserole
YouTube video by Kay's Cooking
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I know you need some chaos in your life, so why not watch a Northern (England) woman try to make green bean casserole: youtu.be/orkIu2ulpL0?...
“Reader, I Married My Brooding Boss Who Imprisoned His Mentally Ill Wife in the Attic”
On the other hand I think it would be very funny to retitle literary fiction light novel style. “Oh No! This Author Stand-In is Unhappily Married”
This attitude is how you end up with light novel titles.
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
“Reader, I Married My Brooding Boss Who Imprisoned His Mentally Ill Wife in the Attic”
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Another legitimate reason to hate him.
Another legitimate reason to hate him.
A chapter in Hegseth’s book is literally titled “More Lethality, Less Lawyers.”
It’s almost as if there were signs!
It’s almost as if there were signs!
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Another legitimate reason to hate him.
Another legitimate reason to hate him.
Do they not believe in moisture in this household?
Are these supposed to be mashed potatoes?
Are these supposed to be mashed potatoes?
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Do they not believe in moisture in this household?
Are these supposed to be mashed potatoes?
Are these supposed to be mashed potatoes?