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Jens Müller

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Ruhrpottbürger, Weltbürger. Meine größte Gier ist die Neugier – btw: 🖕 #FckBitcoin

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Jens Müller @jens0331.bsky.social · Aug 31

I'm trying to put together, a timeline of aliens visiting Earth in #StarTrek 🖖🏻 before the official First Contact in 2063. Please amend, when you have corrections and ideas. @gaghyogi49.bsky.social
Dates are roughly.
In chronological order:

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The Conversation U.S. @us.theconversation.com · 2h

If George Washington heard Pete Hegseth’s “warrior ethos” speech, he’d probably raise an eyebrow, according to an American history professor.

For Washington, real strength came from self-control and being morally grounded.

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Where George Washington would disagree with Pete Hegseth about fitness for command and what makes a warrior

Washington’s ‘warrior ethos’ was grounded in decency, temperance and the capacity to act with courage without surrendering to rage. That ideal built an army – and in time, a republic.

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Jens Müller @jens0331.bsky.social · 1h

Because that is one of, my many, favorite DS9 episodes.

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BahnAnsagen @bahnansagen.bsky.social · Jun 11

++ BAHN-ANSAGE DES MONATS, 05/2025 ++

Die "BahnAnsage des Monats" Mai 2025 kommt von Mastodon-Nutzerin @sophie@chaos.social und lautet: "Meine Dienststelle hat mich informiert, dass sich ein Fahrgast über mich beschwert hat. Grund war, ich sei zu pünktlich abgefahren. Der Fahrgast hat sich auf die sonst üblichen 5 Minuten Verspätung verlassen und war zu spät am Bahnsteig."

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Jens Müller @jens0331.bsky.social · 1h

Bar Association!

a close up of a man with big ears wearing a suit and tie .

Alt: Rom, an alien from the race Ferengi - you know, those aliens with big ears. From a PADD he reads the words: "Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains"

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 14h

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.

FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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Jens Müller @jens0331.bsky.social · 7h

Guten Morgen, 🖖🏻🖖🏻👋🏻
noch immer dieses graue Zeuchs da draußen. Na gut, machen wir es uns bequem. Stört ja keinen heute, schönen Sonntag
🥐☕🍼☕🥐

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Jens Müller @jens0331.bsky.social · 9h

and sadly, people would buy it

Admiral Vance from Star Trek Discovery, a middle-aged man with grey hair and beard. He is wearing a grey and red uniform of the 32nd century. Vance says: "It's pretty good for shit"

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Jens Müller @jens0331.bsky.social · 9h

I didn't said that, but I thought of that

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Rebecca Thompson 🦋 @rebalynn.bsky.social · 11h

#MusicSky
youtu.be/iuDJue0r2G8?...

David Bowie - Queen Bitch (Old Grey Whistle Test, 1972)

YouTube video by David Bowie

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Jens Müller @jens0331.bsky.social · 9h

I said it before: He would sell his own 💩 , if he could make money out of it.

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Jens Müller @jens0331.bsky.social · 19h

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Sisko Explains Baseball to the Prophets

YouTube video by Mark Mark: The Final Frontier

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Jens Müller @jens0331.bsky.social · 20h

Biblical
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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 1d

Exodus 8:2
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2d

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Jens Müller @jens0331.bsky.social · 20h

#CutenessOverload #TimelineCleanse

Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 21h

Kittens drinking milk #caturday

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Jens Müller @jens0331.bsky.social · 20h

I enjoyed a speech of Thomas Reiter in the Gasometer in Oberhausen.

Jens Müller @jens0331.bsky.social · 20h

Die Fans haben das richtig Ausgedrückt

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Space Rocks @spacerocksofficial.bsky.social · 22h

@nl.esa.int has already been abuzz with excitement and we are *just* getting started!

We kicked the weekend off with a very special and momentous occasion - the induction of German astronaut Thomas Reiter to the infamous Walk of Space in Noordwijk! 🛰️🪐

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Jens Müller @jens0331.bsky.social · 21h

That is not Kylie Minogue?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDpn...

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds ft. Kylie Minogue - Where The Wild Roses Grow (Official HD Video)

YouTube video by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 1d

Exodus 8:2
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2d

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

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Brexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 1d

People complaining about "broken Britain" and then voting for Farage at every election be like ...

AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 2d

sherman, for the love of god!

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Jens Müller @jens0331.bsky.social · 21h

A friend (m) was once asking for a tissue, but said to a young woman: “Do you have a tampon for me? Oh, I mean a tissue, a tampon for self-rollers”

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Imageplotter @imageplotter.bsky.social · 1d

Dear men. Those 'vegan tampons'? They're not tampons, they're hand towels. There to encourage you to, you know, wash your hands after you've touched yourself down there. You're welcome.

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Sarah Primate @langurlover.bsky.social · 23h

1971: Former Beatle John Lennon's Imagine was released as a single; an iconic song of hope and peace, it is arguably the best-known work of his solo career.

a close up of a man wearing glasses with the words `` imagine all the people '' written next to him .

Alt: a close up of a man wearing glasses with the words `` imagine all the people '' written on the bottom .

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Sith_art aka A’ine! 🏳️‍⚧️ @sith-art.bsky.social · 1d

Like the BIGGEST danger of Generative AI, particularly in Journalism, isn’t in it’s ability to fabricate lies, its instead a side-effect of that: that people will doubt the truth, even when presented hard evidence. AI is pushing us toward a dangerous cultural psychosis, where reality doesn’t exist.

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Jens Müller @jens0331.bsky.social · 22h

I have expressed my doubts about AI-generated stuff earlier. That there will come a time, that people can no longer discern between AI-generated imagery and videos and real historic images. (In German, quote - and English, reply)

Jens Müller @jens0331.bsky.social · 23h

The end scene has Christine vibes…

a red car with a license plate that says ' hollywood '

Alt: Christine, from Stephen Kinds book of the same name. Christine is a sentiment but vengeful 1958 Plymouth Fur car, with a shiny red and white paint and lots of shiny chrome. After an accident, Christine is repairing herself.

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