floris 🎤🐕
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i get really annoying about rock bands, comedy shows, and aston villa on here. he/they 🍉🏳️⚧️
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Nobody in the UK supports this we do not want to spend our money to support Israel committing War Crimes.
June 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Nobody in the UK supports this we do not want to spend our money to support Israel committing War Crimes.
anyway. nothing to do today. appointment tomorrow. church meeting wednesday. interview thursday. nothing friday 🎉. way too much social interaction saturday and then church sunday 🫠🫠
June 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
anyway. nothing to do today. appointment tomorrow. church meeting wednesday. interview thursday. nothing friday 🎉. way too much social interaction saturday and then church sunday 🫠🫠
trying to balance "war-related fear mongering is a serious issue in my country, even in the news, and i should be entirely ignoring anyone who says the UK is a war risk right now" and "hang on this looks like a genuinely serious issue". is so difficult
June 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
trying to balance "war-related fear mongering is a serious issue in my country, even in the news, and i should be entirely ignoring anyone who says the UK is a war risk right now" and "hang on this looks like a genuinely serious issue". is so difficult
every month i'm severely suicidal for 4 days. every month those 4 days end and i'm shocked when i'm on my period. every month it's those damn hormones oh my GOD
June 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
every month i'm severely suicidal for 4 days. every month those 4 days end and i'm shocked when i'm on my period. every month it's those damn hormones oh my GOD
therapy tomorrow! it has been an incredibly strange week!
June 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
therapy tomorrow! it has been an incredibly strange week!
less than 3 months oh GOD
June 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
less than 3 months oh GOD
just got read to absolute filth nobody talk to me 😭
June 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
just got read to absolute filth nobody talk to me 😭
the moss and feathers atop a bus stop were the last remnants of true british geography. Alas the youth have begun throwing their disposable vapes up there. ban this dick fucko
June 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
the moss and feathers atop a bus stop were the last remnants of true british geography. Alas the youth have begun throwing their disposable vapes up there. ban this dick fucko
whyyy isn't it tuesday alreadyyy
June 6, 2025 at 9:04 AM
whyyy isn't it tuesday alreadyyy
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June 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
tfwm just so you know i'm not against a 1v1 fist fight over daysaver prices
June 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
tfwm just so you know i'm not against a 1v1 fist fight over daysaver prices
the place where he inserted the blade is one of the greatest songs ever sorry i'm still glazing AFUT years later
June 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
the place where he inserted the blade is one of the greatest songs ever sorry i'm still glazing AFUT years later
oomf's scared of a world where oomf's needed... so oomf never made nice with the locoomfs...
June 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
oomf's scared of a world where oomf's needed... so oomf never made nice with the locoomfs...
if the car you are in has ever slowed next to a bus i am on for more than a second, i've judged your driving harder than a bored policeman trying to meet a quota.
June 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
if the car you are in has ever slowed next to a bus i am on for more than a second, i've judged your driving harder than a bored policeman trying to meet a quota.
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when a greggs shuts down, an angel loses its wings 😔😔😔
June 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
when a greggs shuts down, an angel loses its wings 😔😔😔
not to tmi but these jeans hurt the fuck out of my balls but they look nice so im gonna keep wearing them
June 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
not to tmi but these jeans hurt the fuck out of my balls but they look nice so im gonna keep wearing them
there's a greggs in my town that got shut down recently but you can still see inside and it breaks my heart. You are a shell of what you once were and I despise that I can see your guts without your life
June 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
there's a greggs in my town that got shut down recently but you can still see inside and it breaks my heart. You are a shell of what you once were and I despise that I can see your guts without your life
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Remembering Chevalière d'Éon for Pride. A transgender woman in the 1700s who was also a spy and who turned double agent, extorted an entire monarchy to get her gender marker changed, and lived her life as a woman in a time when such was thought impossible.
We have always been here.
We have always been here.
June 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Remembering Chevalière d'Éon for Pride. A transgender woman in the 1700s who was also a spy and who turned double agent, extorted an entire monarchy to get her gender marker changed, and lived her life as a woman in a time when such was thought impossible.
We have always been here.
We have always been here.
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Obviously do go and see Key and Basden’s film. Absolutely great.
June 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Obviously do go and see Key and Basden’s film. Absolutely great.
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if my child disrespected me i would simply tear all their limbs off or die trying
June 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
if my child disrespected me i would simply tear all their limbs off or die trying
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Happy pride month ❤️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
June 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Happy pride month ❤️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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Watched a doc on Charlotte von Mahlsdorf - a trans woman who survived the Nazis (beat her own Nazi father to death!), survived a brutally homophobic regime in East Germany, and then had to survive skinhead attacks, but never stopped finding and loving other queer people, and creating her own worlds.
June 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Watched a doc on Charlotte von Mahlsdorf - a trans woman who survived the Nazis (beat her own Nazi father to death!), survived a brutally homophobic regime in East Germany, and then had to survive skinhead attacks, but never stopped finding and loving other queer people, and creating her own worlds.
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I really like Mathew Baynton but I fear in his younger days he was the guy who took a guitar to a party #Taskmaster
May 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I really like Mathew Baynton but I fear in his younger days he was the guy who took a guitar to a party #Taskmaster
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the universe wishes you a very happy pride month 🏳️🌈🌌
June 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
the universe wishes you a very happy pride month 🏳️🌈🌌