Jeremy, Aspiring Heresiarch
@jeremymcnabb.bsky.social
UU Religious Educator; writer of urban fantasy, agnostic holiness, Pelagian reconstruction, and more big, stupid words. Can't sit right in chairs. (He/him)
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GHOST PARISH Sister Clara Marie is about to make it to the big time, that is, canonization by the Catholic Church, but an AI start-up seems to be infected with her image and now she’s showing up in all their media, from Victorian gardens to city skylines, jeopardizing her shot at Heaven’s holiest.
"I asked ChatGPT..."
"Yeah, well, I posed a query of ash and blood to the Congress of the Dead, so..."
"Yeah, well, I posed a query of ash and blood to the Congress of the Dead, so..."
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"I asked ChatGPT..."
"Yeah, well, I posed a query of ash and blood to the Congress of the Dead, so..."
"Yeah, well, I posed a query of ash and blood to the Congress of the Dead, so..."
I have seen so many edgy posts about Gnostic Christianity this week and I am just OVER IT. Gnosticism wasn't feminist. It wasn't liberatory. Their belief that the body is wicked heavily influenced Augustine of Hippo, without whom we likely wouldn't have had purity culture running rampant in churches
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I have seen so many edgy posts about Gnostic Christianity this week and I am just OVER IT. Gnosticism wasn't feminist. It wasn't liberatory. Their belief that the body is wicked heavily influenced Augustine of Hippo, without whom we likely wouldn't have had purity culture running rampant in churches
If the bassist looks like this, you're going to die in the pit.
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If the bassist looks like this, you're going to die in the pit.
If you're new to following me: I was a Christian pastor for about nine years. Then I left the faith.
It seems obvious now, in our political climate, but either all Christians have blasphemed the Holy Spirit at some point, or none of them have.
It seems obvious now, in our political climate, but either all Christians have blasphemed the Holy Spirit at some point, or none of them have.
October 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If you're new to following me: I was a Christian pastor for about nine years. Then I left the faith.
It seems obvious now, in our political climate, but either all Christians have blasphemed the Holy Spirit at some point, or none of them have.
It seems obvious now, in our political climate, but either all Christians have blasphemed the Holy Spirit at some point, or none of them have.
My adolescent daughters are going to be in for a shock when they find out later that WWJD refers to some guy named Jesus and not Joan Jett.
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
My adolescent daughters are going to be in for a shock when they find out later that WWJD refers to some guy named Jesus and not Joan Jett.
I accidentally googled "Gaither Vocal Bang" and now I'm worried that my super religious great-aunt is going to stumble upon adult film star Guy Bigrod.
October 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I accidentally googled "Gaither Vocal Bang" and now I'm worried that my super religious great-aunt is going to stumble upon adult film star Guy Bigrod.
Them: No Kings protesters were paid by Soros!
Me: I know people who attended who weren't paid.
Them: Yeah? I guess Biden is just supposed to get away with arresting guys who protested on 1/6?
Me: I think you responded to something I didn't say.
Them: Yes or no, are you opposed to Trump as king?
Me: I know people who attended who weren't paid.
Them: Yeah? I guess Biden is just supposed to get away with arresting guys who protested on 1/6?
Me: I think you responded to something I didn't say.
Them: Yes or no, are you opposed to Trump as king?
October 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Them: No Kings protesters were paid by Soros!
Me: I know people who attended who weren't paid.
Them: Yeah? I guess Biden is just supposed to get away with arresting guys who protested on 1/6?
Me: I think you responded to something I didn't say.
Them: Yes or no, are you opposed to Trump as king?
Me: I know people who attended who weren't paid.
Them: Yeah? I guess Biden is just supposed to get away with arresting guys who protested on 1/6?
Me: I think you responded to something I didn't say.
Them: Yes or no, are you opposed to Trump as king?
One nice thing about the temperatures cooling off is that there won't be so many bees pollinating the aluminum cans when I go to drop off the recycling.
October 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
One nice thing about the temperatures cooling off is that there won't be so many bees pollinating the aluminum cans when I go to drop off the recycling.
MF'r is out here trying to be the X-Men of spiritual warfare.
October 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
MF'r is out here trying to be the X-Men of spiritual warfare.
Me: *installs floating shelves for a customer*
Co-worker: "Did you use a level? Are they straight?"
Me, mimicking a hand puppet on the shelf: "Hi, my name is Roy. I have a wife and four kids. I'm really excited about the Eagles game tonight. Pass me a Coors."
Co-worker: "Fine. They're straight."
Co-worker: "Did you use a level? Are they straight?"
Me, mimicking a hand puppet on the shelf: "Hi, my name is Roy. I have a wife and four kids. I'm really excited about the Eagles game tonight. Pass me a Coors."
Co-worker: "Fine. They're straight."
October 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Me: *installs floating shelves for a customer*
Co-worker: "Did you use a level? Are they straight?"
Me, mimicking a hand puppet on the shelf: "Hi, my name is Roy. I have a wife and four kids. I'm really excited about the Eagles game tonight. Pass me a Coors."
Co-worker: "Fine. They're straight."
Co-worker: "Did you use a level? Are they straight?"
Me, mimicking a hand puppet on the shelf: "Hi, my name is Roy. I have a wife and four kids. I'm really excited about the Eagles game tonight. Pass me a Coors."
Co-worker: "Fine. They're straight."
I think the Pizza Hut cashier was flirting with me.
October 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I think the Pizza Hut cashier was flirting with me.
We had our first writing group tonight. Four people out of thirteen showed up. But we had a really nice time and we found some really cool synchronicities between some of our stories.
October 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
We had our first writing group tonight. Four people out of thirteen showed up. But we had a really nice time and we found some really cool synchronicities between some of our stories.
One grandparent made furniture.
One grandparent made sure their house smelled like Lemon Pledge and was dustless.
One grandparent canned jams and veggies for five families.
One drove a tractor even after he retired.
Maybe there weren't allistic people back in the old days.
One grandparent made sure their house smelled like Lemon Pledge and was dustless.
One grandparent canned jams and veggies for five families.
One drove a tractor even after he retired.
Maybe there weren't allistic people back in the old days.
October 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
One grandparent made furniture.
One grandparent made sure their house smelled like Lemon Pledge and was dustless.
One grandparent canned jams and veggies for five families.
One drove a tractor even after he retired.
Maybe there weren't allistic people back in the old days.
One grandparent made sure their house smelled like Lemon Pledge and was dustless.
One grandparent canned jams and veggies for five families.
One drove a tractor even after he retired.
Maybe there weren't allistic people back in the old days.
Employer: "We're putting the timeclock in an app on your phone."
Employer: "We're putting shared field notes in an app on your phone."
Employer: "We're using a photo drop app for Before/After pictures. Download it."
Employer: "Customers are complaining that you're on your phone all day."
Employer: "We're putting shared field notes in an app on your phone."
Employer: "We're using a photo drop app for Before/After pictures. Download it."
Employer: "Customers are complaining that you're on your phone all day."
October 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Employer: "We're putting the timeclock in an app on your phone."
Employer: "We're putting shared field notes in an app on your phone."
Employer: "We're using a photo drop app for Before/After pictures. Download it."
Employer: "Customers are complaining that you're on your phone all day."
Employer: "We're putting shared field notes in an app on your phone."
Employer: "We're using a photo drop app for Before/After pictures. Download it."
Employer: "Customers are complaining that you're on your phone all day."
Serendipity in research will always be wild to me. While writing about a priest who uncovers a 90 year old murder, a former detective helping me with the research said they would probably call "Dr. So-and-so" in real life. I googled the name. In 2013, he helped exhume a saint..
October 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Serendipity in research will always be wild to me. While writing about a priest who uncovers a 90 year old murder, a former detective helping me with the research said they would probably call "Dr. So-and-so" in real life. I googled the name. In 2013, he helped exhume a saint..
Doctors don't want you to know this, but eating twenty pounds of tomatoes in one sitting has as much nicotine as smoking a whole cigarette.
October 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Doctors don't want you to know this, but eating twenty pounds of tomatoes in one sitting has as much nicotine as smoking a whole cigarette.
To be clear: I don't have a drinking problem, but my stomach was upset and I couldn't stay out of the bathroom.
But 12 ounces of hard liquor killed whatever it was that was making me sick.
But 12 ounces of hard liquor killed whatever it was that was making me sick.
October 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
To be clear: I don't have a drinking problem, but my stomach was upset and I couldn't stay out of the bathroom.
But 12 ounces of hard liquor killed whatever it was that was making me sick.
But 12 ounces of hard liquor killed whatever it was that was making me sick.
This can't be the same brain I used to use to Back Oriface exploit my way into my high school principal's personal computer and keylog his passwords.
October 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
This can't be the same brain I used to use to Back Oriface exploit my way into my high school principal's personal computer and keylog his passwords.
Novels with footnotes are for people who watch English dubbed anime with English subtitles on.
I will not elaborate.
I will not elaborate.
October 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Novels with footnotes are for people who watch English dubbed anime with English subtitles on.
I will not elaborate.
I will not elaborate.
In the United States, it is federal law (31 U.S.C. § 5114(b)) that only portraits of deceased individuals may appear on U.S. currency and securities, a tradition that has been law since an 1866 Act of Congress, intended to insure the continued use of coinage in necromancy.
October 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
In the United States, it is federal law (31 U.S.C. § 5114(b)) that only portraits of deceased individuals may appear on U.S. currency and securities, a tradition that has been law since an 1866 Act of Congress, intended to insure the continued use of coinage in necromancy.
Blond guys in Kpop bands Vs. Blond guys in romantasy novels.
Fight.
Fight.
October 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Blond guys in Kpop bands Vs. Blond guys in romantasy novels.
Fight.
Fight.
It irritates me that conservatives are wearing out "Who?" as a petty response to Bad Bunny being at the Superbowl. That was a fun little jab and they're treating it like the godslayer rifle.
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It irritates me that conservatives are wearing out "Who?" as a petty response to Bad Bunny being at the Superbowl. That was a fun little jab and they're treating it like the godslayer rifle.
Reposted by Jeremy, Aspiring Heresiarch
BREAKING: The United States of America will temporarily reopen as a Spirit Halloween
February 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
BREAKING: The United States of America will temporarily reopen as a Spirit Halloween
"Bad Bunny? It should have been Lynyrd Skynyrd."
"Bad Bunny? It should have been Pink Floyd!"
"Bad Bunny? It should have been Metallica."
I AM BEGGING YOU TO STOP PICKING YOUR FAV BANDS OFF THE HOT TOPIC VINTAGE WALL.
"Bad Bunny? It should have been Pink Floyd!"
"Bad Bunny? It should have been Metallica."
I AM BEGGING YOU TO STOP PICKING YOUR FAV BANDS OFF THE HOT TOPIC VINTAGE WALL.
October 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
"Bad Bunny? It should have been Lynyrd Skynyrd."
"Bad Bunny? It should have been Pink Floyd!"
"Bad Bunny? It should have been Metallica."
I AM BEGGING YOU TO STOP PICKING YOUR FAV BANDS OFF THE HOT TOPIC VINTAGE WALL.
"Bad Bunny? It should have been Pink Floyd!"
"Bad Bunny? It should have been Metallica."
I AM BEGGING YOU TO STOP PICKING YOUR FAV BANDS OFF THE HOT TOPIC VINTAGE WALL.
