Jeremy Pattison
@jeremypattison.bsky.social
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An "A-level standard of English" ≠ an A-level in English.

Possibly we're looking at level B2 but the announcement is lacking sufficient detail to appraise the policy.

So far, this appears to be all about tough-sounding headlines. We should expect better from this government.
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I’m sure I was just reading the other day about how AI is going to replace mathematicians.
jeremypattison.bsky.social
And when it goes through the wrong door, how would we know where to post it?
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Been talking to y13s that barely remember lockdown
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School: attendance is very important, missing lessons will hit your grades

Also school: as you've won a lot of house points, here's a trip to the cinema that means you miss maths and french
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Tomorrow it is world space week on Guildford high Street! Join us from 10-4 for space, science, planets, galaxies, stars and satellites! I can't wait ☄️🌕👽🌟🛰️🛸👩🏻‍🚀🧪🔭
an astronaut in a space suit is flying through space
Alt: an astronaut in a space suit is flying through space
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jeremypattison.bsky.social
Saw Stewart Lee last night. He was excellent.

Was not expecting to see a former colleague called to the stage to help Lee remove his trousers.
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jeremypattison.bsky.social
I asked my mum: stopped using it because it took up loads of space in the hall and only a small proportion of the class could go on it at once.
jeremypattison.bsky.social
You need a GCSE grade 4 in English to do an apprenticeship. It's a compulsory subject till 16 with resits through KS5.

Wonder where the English teachers will be coming from.
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Anyway good luck to everyone who’s gone full circle from ‘everyone must read Dryden’ curriculums (Gove 2010) to ‘bin English degrees’ (Badenoch 2025), hope the years of rote learning poetry felt worth it
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I know statistics are poorly understood and are misused. But facts matter

Between the 1991, 2001, 2011 and 2021 Census *every* ethnic group in the UK has become *less* geographically segregated and *all* groups, majority and minorities, are more likely to interact with people not like them
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goodclimate.bsky.social
Conservatism is believing Romford is still in Essex 60 years after it became part of London.
jeremypattison.bsky.social
Did Euston to Piccadilly and back today. £95 now due from Delay Repay.
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This. Went Euston - Manchester and back today and Real Train Times was more up to date than the info provided to the Avanti crew
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Everyone should learn about opportunity cost
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Loving that Richmond is a subset of two others, and used to be part of a third.
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First archbishop of Canterbury to be educated at a sixth form college!

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A Wagamama lunch cost me £50 for two on a half term trip to Portsmouth. Next time will be a Tesco meal deal.
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Also those that remember why Chesterton's fence was installed.
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Something like the fødselsnummer / D-number system would be a helpful start in the UK.
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I was, George. I was.

Only your division, not your ward.
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Do you speak to all your voters like this?