Jake
@jergin.bsky.social
I’ve been in this town so long that back in the city I’ve taken for lost and gone, and unknown for a long, long time
Just imagined a lion with floppy bunny ears #justapeakinsidemytwistedmind
February 16, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Just imagined a lion with floppy bunny ears #justapeakinsidemytwistedmind
Are honey roasted peanuts the vibe in 2026?
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Are honey roasted peanuts the vibe in 2026?
New England eat my ass Patriots 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕1000 years of Boston sports suffering schedule merchants dissolve your franchise #neverforgiveorforget #totalrobertkrafthumiliation
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
New England eat my ass Patriots 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕1000 years of Boston sports suffering schedule merchants dissolve your franchise #neverforgiveorforget #totalrobertkrafthumiliation
Had a polyamorous coworker at my last job who thought Covid was a bioweapon. Just remembered that #SheBoughtMeLunchOnceSoItWasCool #EveryJobIveEverWorkedHasHadAGayRepublicanWorkingTheSameShift
January 23, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Had a polyamorous coworker at my last job who thought Covid was a bioweapon. Just remembered that #SheBoughtMeLunchOnceSoItWasCool #EveryJobIveEverWorkedHasHadAGayRepublicanWorkingTheSameShift
Aaron Rodgers there is one way you and a retainer can return honor to your family
January 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Aaron Rodgers there is one way you and a retainer can return honor to your family
Will there ever be a Republican president in my lifetime that doesn’t start an illegal war for the purposes of controlling oil and drugs and killing hundreds of thousands of non-white people because so far it’s 2 for 2
January 3, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Will there ever be a Republican president in my lifetime that doesn’t start an illegal war for the purposes of controlling oil and drugs and killing hundreds of thousands of non-white people because so far it’s 2 for 2
December 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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I made this #aceattorney comic in 2020 and every year since without fail people retweet it. Happy Almost Christmas to those who celebrate 🎄 #art
December 24, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I made this #aceattorney comic in 2020 and every year since without fail people retweet it. Happy Almost Christmas to those who celebrate 🎄 #art
Gonna keep thinking about hot frosty he was two weeks old why did they teach him what cancer was I’m gonna cry
December 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Gonna keep thinking about hot frosty he was two weeks old why did they teach him what cancer was I’m gonna cry
Hot Frosty lowkey crazy why is this two week old Matt Watson lookalike having a mommy girlfriend
December 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Hot Frosty lowkey crazy why is this two week old Matt Watson lookalike having a mommy girlfriend
Thought this too many times and I got fired today #themsthebrakes
December 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Thought this too many times and I got fired today #themsthebrakes
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they’re putting gallons and gallons of semen in the crumbl cookies this christmas - as part of a new trend called “Grinchmaxxing” that is taking over social media and beyond
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
they’re putting gallons and gallons of semen in the crumbl cookies this christmas - as part of a new trend called “Grinchmaxxing” that is taking over social media and beyond
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20 Nov 2025
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
20 Nov 2025
I thought the hunt for red October was a real thing that happened until I was like 12 ngl
September 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I thought the hunt for red October was a real thing that happened until I was like 12 ngl
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#Heathcliff
#HeathcliffGangster
Identical Heathcliff Public Pussycat #1 belt buckles, front and back.
11/x
#HeathcliffGangster
Identical Heathcliff Public Pussycat #1 belt buckles, front and back.
11/x
August 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
#Heathcliff
#HeathcliffGangster
Identical Heathcliff Public Pussycat #1 belt buckles, front and back.
11/x
#HeathcliffGangster
Identical Heathcliff Public Pussycat #1 belt buckles, front and back.
11/x
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02 Aug 2025
August 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
02 Aug 2025
New panty and stocking good as hell ngl
July 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
New panty and stocking good as hell ngl
The movie dodgeball is lowkey a peam 4/10
July 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The movie dodgeball is lowkey a peam 4/10
When the hand sanitizer bottle is almost empty and you gotta jack it off for the most pathetic amount of gel possible
June 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
When the hand sanitizer bottle is almost empty and you gotta jack it off for the most pathetic amount of gel possible
Millennials ate with hot honey on pizza icl
June 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Millennials ate with hot honey on pizza icl
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TDOV
DONT WANNA SEE TRANS PEOPLE? THEN KILL YOURSELF
March 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
TDOV
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21 Mar 2025
March 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
21 Mar 2025
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20 Mar 2025
March 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
20 Mar 2025
Scheduled a phone interview for a job tomorrow and then it had to be rescheduled and I haven’t heard back since I confirmed what time works best for me I’m never leaving part time retail
March 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Scheduled a phone interview for a job tomorrow and then it had to be rescheduled and I haven’t heard back since I confirmed what time works best for me I’m never leaving part time retail
Love going into the comments on YouTube shorts made from shows like Blacklist because you get people saying shit like “you can tell Raymond really respects him for telling the truth, he knows he wasn’t trying to betray him” and it’s favorited by the channel whose screen name is DaTVUploader
March 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Love going into the comments on YouTube shorts made from shows like Blacklist because you get people saying shit like “you can tell Raymond really respects him for telling the truth, he knows he wasn’t trying to betray him” and it’s favorited by the channel whose screen name is DaTVUploader