jerismurfturf
@jerismurturf.bsky.social
๐to the core! Widow, proud corgi owner, cherish my smart friends. Safe person for all. Except maga and perverts. I make miniature houses because Iโm old
โค๏ธno DMs๐ธ I live in the beautiful PNW
โค๏ธno DMs๐ธ I live in the beautiful PNW
It was too easy๐๐
February 13, 2026 at 4:12 AM
It was too easy๐๐
If itโs there on the morning , Iโll shoot it
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
If itโs there on the morning , Iโll shoot it
The people that own the house might not like that ๐
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The people that own the house might not like that ๐
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February 13, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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I KNEW you guys would run with this !
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I KNEW you guys would run with this !
A headless skinny bear
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
A headless skinny bear
๐๐๐ itโs dark now so Iโll check it in the morning. If itโs gone Iโll crap my pants ๐ณ
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
๐๐๐ itโs dark now so Iโll check it in the morning. If itโs gone Iโll crap my pants ๐ณ
I see a alligator bear๐๐๐๐
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I see a alligator bear๐๐๐๐
Iโve looked out this same window a thousand times and never saw it ๐ณ if itโs gone in the morning then I will freak out๐๐
February 13, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Iโve looked out this same window a thousand times and never saw it ๐ณ if itโs gone in the morning then I will freak out๐๐
Just the way the tree is growing ๐๐ but itโs spooky isnโt it?
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Just the way the tree is growing ๐๐ but itโs spooky isnโt it?
Itโs a national epidemic
February 13, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Itโs a national epidemic
Iโve been told sometimes I see things that arenโt there๐ณ?? Do you see anything climbing the tree?
February 13, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Iโve been told sometimes I see things that arenโt there๐ณ?? Do you see anything climbing the tree?
You know who isnโt in the Epstein files? Hunter Biden or his laptop๐
February 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
You know who isnโt in the Epstein files? Hunter Biden or his laptop๐
So Dr. Oz is in the files๐คช. Who in trumps cabinet isnโt?
February 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
So Dr. Oz is in the files๐คช. Who in trumps cabinet isnโt?
You mean madam president Crockett?
February 12, 2026 at 11:02 PM
You mean madam president Crockett?
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February 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Reposted by jerismurfturf
๐คฃ April Ajoy's Pam Bondi is
SNL worthy ๐๐ฝ OMG ๐คญ๐คฃ๐
SNL worthy ๐๐ฝ OMG ๐คญ๐คฃ๐
February 12, 2026 at 9:54 PM
๐คฃ April Ajoy's Pam Bondi is
SNL worthy ๐๐ฝ OMG ๐คญ๐คฃ๐
SNL worthy ๐๐ฝ OMG ๐คญ๐คฃ๐
Is he in the files?
February 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Is he in the files?