Jerry Levine
@jerrylevine.com
Really Awesome Lawyer. Head Law-Talkin' Guy and Chief Evangelist at a really neat technology company.
Law, Tech, LegalTech, Privacy, Democracy, Opinions, Food, Miscellany.
Cheerfully irreverent, usually hungry, but fundamentally kind. Ⓥ
Law, Tech, LegalTech, Privacy, Democracy, Opinions, Food, Miscellany.
Cheerfully irreverent, usually hungry, but fundamentally kind. Ⓥ
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Jerry Levine
@jerrylevine.com
· Nov 10
Hello new peeps 👋! I’m a lawyer and legal tech guy, with a focus on contracts, artificial intelligence, effective lawyering, and the future of law.
Also: community, generational shifts, democracy, video games, cats, dogs, Jersey City, vegan food, travel, etc.
I'm also a Certified Sake Pro. 🍶
Also: community, generational shifts, democracy, video games, cats, dogs, Jersey City, vegan food, travel, etc.
I'm also a Certified Sake Pro. 🍶
I have just been deleting Dr. Golden's daily mails.
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I have just been deleting Dr. Golden's daily mails.
I always pick a fight with astronauts
Mark Kelly: "My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head. Six people killed around her, a horrific thing. She spent six months in the hospital. We know what political violence is and we know what causes it too, The statements that Donald Trump made incites others."
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I always pick a fight with astronauts
Strong Bad Email #210 - Robots
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
KOKUHO is an incredible film. Absolute masterpiece. Thank you to the @japansociety.org for having me yesterday to the screening.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=htY9...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=htY9...
KOKUHŌ - Official HD Trailer (2025) - Only In Cinemas
YouTube video by PalaceFilms
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
KOKUHO is an incredible film. Absolute masterpiece. Thank you to the @japansociety.org for having me yesterday to the screening.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=htY9...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=htY9...
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I just ate lunch so fast my watch thought I was exercising
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I just ate lunch so fast my watch thought I was exercising
I just ate lunch so fast my watch thought I was exercising
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I just ate lunch so fast my watch thought I was exercising
Me: ...
Esposa: No.
Me: no one will look at me the way Donald Trump looks at @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Esposa: No.
Me: no one will look at me the way Donald Trump looks at @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Me: ...
Esposa: No.
Me: no one will look at me the way Donald Trump looks at @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Esposa: No.
Me: no one will look at me the way Donald Trump looks at @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Alternatively, "Frühflugfalle," the feeling of "you've caught yourself in your own trap by switching to the earlier flight." This one is a bit sharper, more self-aware
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Alternatively, "Frühflugfalle," the feeling of "you've caught yourself in your own trap by switching to the earlier flight." This one is a bit sharper, more self-aware
Flugzeitparadox, the German word for a "flight time paradox of one's own making."
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Flugzeitparadox, the German word for a "flight time paradox of one's own making."
Wow, you three are all the same age? That's wild! 😜
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Wow, you three are all the same age? That's wild! 😜
Okay, but hear me out: UK Starburst candies are way better than US Starburst candies. Bring them those and they'll forgive you for all the other horrors you unleash.
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Okay, but hear me out: UK Starburst candies are way better than US Starburst candies. Bring them those and they'll forgive you for all the other horrors you unleash.
Ahem... Governments derive legitimacy from protecting individual rights and old customary practices cannot justifiably impose the will of past generations on current society.
November 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Ahem... Governments derive legitimacy from protecting individual rights and old customary practices cannot justifiably impose the will of past generations on current society.
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Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.
"don't sleep with your clients"
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"don't sleep with your clients"
My feeling is that it's WAY better than most other drugs. CONCERTA was a disaster for him, but this one works wonders.
It's still not great on appetite, but when he gets hungry, he gets HUNGRY.
It's still not great on appetite, but when he gets hungry, he gets HUNGRY.
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
My feeling is that it's WAY better than most other drugs. CONCERTA was a disaster for him, but this one works wonders.
It's still not great on appetite, but when he gets hungry, he gets HUNGRY.
It's still not great on appetite, but when he gets hungry, he gets HUNGRY.
Fig - Our 12yo is on JORNAY (for which we got a coverage exemption). Still dealing with the skinniness, but it basically comes down to larger dinners (as JORNAY wears off around dinnertime) and just having a lot of healthy snacks around.
Also, more stable -- pretty much a 12-hour release.
Also, more stable -- pretty much a 12-hour release.
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Fig - Our 12yo is on JORNAY (for which we got a coverage exemption). Still dealing with the skinniness, but it basically comes down to larger dinners (as JORNAY wears off around dinnertime) and just having a lot of healthy snacks around.
Also, more stable -- pretty much a 12-hour release.
Also, more stable -- pretty much a 12-hour release.
I think that the next time Trump goes "who are you with?" to a journalist they should respond with "your mom."
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I think that the next time Trump goes "who are you with?" to a journalist they should respond with "your mom."
okay, good, then it is on behalf of all Jerrys
I didn't want to speak for you since you have so many opinions
I didn't want to speak for you since you have so many opinions
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
okay, good, then it is on behalf of all Jerrys
I didn't want to speak for you since you have so many opinions
I didn't want to speak for you since you have so many opinions
on behalf of all Jerrys (maybe not @jcsalterego.bsky.social) we disown this
NEW: 5th Circuit Judge Jerry Smith, a Reagan nominee, has released an opinion on why he dissented from a three-judge court's ruling that blocks a Texas congressional map that may help Republicans in the 2026 midterms
www.courtlistener.com/docket/60654...
www.courtlistener.com/docket/60654...
#1439 in League of United Latin American Citizens v. Abbott (W.D. Tex., 3:21-cv-00259) – CourtListener.com
DISSENT from 1437 Memorandum Opinion and Order Granting Motion for Preliminary Injunction, signed and issued by Judge Jerry E. Smith. (kc) (Entered: 11/19/2025)
www.courtlistener.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
on behalf of all Jerrys (maybe not @jcsalterego.bsky.social) we disown this
"[Man] acquires a knowledge of his rights by attending justly to his interest, and discovers in the event that the strength and powers of despotism consist wholly in the fear of resisting it, and that, in order to be free, it is sufficient that he wills it." - Thomas Paine
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"[Man] acquires a knowledge of his rights by attending justly to his interest, and discovers in the event that the strength and powers of despotism consist wholly in the fear of resisting it, and that, in order to be free, it is sufficient that he wills it." - Thomas Paine
100% buying the Homestar Runner merch
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
100% buying the Homestar Runner merch
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Good morning, from Kelly Kapowski the Dog.
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Good morning, from Kelly Kapowski the Dog.
Good morning, from Kelly Kapowski the Dog.
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Good morning, from Kelly Kapowski the Dog.