Jerry Levine
@jerrylevine.com
Really Awesome Lawyer. Head Law-Talkin' Guy and Chief Evangelist at a really neat technology company.
Law, Tech, LegalTech, Privacy, Democracy, Opinions, Food, Miscellany.
Cheerfully irreverent, usually hungry, but fundamentally kind. Ⓥ
Law, Tech, LegalTech, Privacy, Democracy, Opinions, Food, Miscellany.
Cheerfully irreverent, usually hungry, but fundamentally kind. Ⓥ
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Jerry Levine
@jerrylevine.com
· Nov 10
Hello new peeps 👋! I’m a lawyer and legal tech guy, with a focus on contracts, artificial intelligence, effective lawyering, and the future of law.
Also: community, generational shifts, democracy, video games, cats, dogs, Jersey City, vegan food, travel, etc.
I'm also a Certified Sake Pro. 🍶
Also: community, generational shifts, democracy, video games, cats, dogs, Jersey City, vegan food, travel, etc.
I'm also a Certified Sake Pro. 🍶
Esposa: I'm am so fed up with my new tortilla press; I'm just giving up for now.
Me: I guess that's a wrap, then
Me: I guess that's a wrap, then
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Esposa: I'm am so fed up with my new tortilla press; I'm just giving up for now.
Me: I guess that's a wrap, then
Me: I guess that's a wrap, then
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This is funny that it popped into my feed, because I learned this French word yesterday:
Flâneur (n.): A person who wanders city streets with no destination, observing as if seeing everything for the first time; someone who makes their own city feel foreign through how they look at it.
Flâneur (n.): A person who wanders city streets with no destination, observing as if seeing everything for the first time; someone who makes their own city feel foreign through how they look at it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is funny that it popped into my feed, because I learned this French word yesterday:
Flâneur (n.): A person who wanders city streets with no destination, observing as if seeing everything for the first time; someone who makes their own city feel foreign through how they look at it.
Flâneur (n.): A person who wanders city streets with no destination, observing as if seeing everything for the first time; someone who makes their own city feel foreign through how they look at it.
that's a pretty big sanction
maybe the biggest ever
only the biggest sanctions
maybe the biggest ever
only the biggest sanctions
NEW: An unanimous appeals court panel — authored by conservative Judge William Pryor and joined by Trump appointee Andrew Brasher — upheld a $1 million sanction againt Trump/Habba for filing a "frivolous" lawsuit against Hillary Clinton
w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
that's a pretty big sanction
maybe the biggest ever
only the biggest sanctions
maybe the biggest ever
only the biggest sanctions
my mother is currently telling me the entire story of My Cousin Vinny as though I have never seen it before
other stories my mother has told me that are actually movies: My Fair Lady, The Sound of Music, Mrs. Doubtfire, and Iron Man.
other stories my mother has told me that are actually movies: My Fair Lady, The Sound of Music, Mrs. Doubtfire, and Iron Man.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
my mother is currently telling me the entire story of My Cousin Vinny as though I have never seen it before
other stories my mother has told me that are actually movies: My Fair Lady, The Sound of Music, Mrs. Doubtfire, and Iron Man.
other stories my mother has told me that are actually movies: My Fair Lady, The Sound of Music, Mrs. Doubtfire, and Iron Man.
I always pick a fight with astronauts
Mark Kelly: "My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head. Six people killed around her, a horrific thing. She spent six months in the hospital. We know what political violence is and we know what causes it too, The statements that Donald Trump made incites others."
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I always pick a fight with astronauts
Strong Bad Email #210 - Robots
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
KOKUHO is an incredible film. Absolute masterpiece. Thank you to the @japansociety.org for having me yesterday to the screening.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=htY9...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=htY9...
KOKUHŌ - Official HD Trailer (2025) - Only In Cinemas
YouTube video by PalaceFilms
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
KOKUHO is an incredible film. Absolute masterpiece. Thank you to the @japansociety.org for having me yesterday to the screening.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=htY9...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=htY9...
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I just ate lunch so fast my watch thought I was exercising
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I just ate lunch so fast my watch thought I was exercising
I just ate lunch so fast my watch thought I was exercising
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I just ate lunch so fast my watch thought I was exercising
Me: ...
Esposa: No.
Me: no one will look at me the way Donald Trump looks at @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Esposa: No.
Me: no one will look at me the way Donald Trump looks at @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Me: ...
Esposa: No.
Me: no one will look at me the way Donald Trump looks at @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Esposa: No.
Me: no one will look at me the way Donald Trump looks at @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Ahem... Governments derive legitimacy from protecting individual rights and old customary practices cannot justifiably impose the will of past generations on current society.
November 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Ahem... Governments derive legitimacy from protecting individual rights and old customary practices cannot justifiably impose the will of past generations on current society.
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Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.
I think that the next time Trump goes "who are you with?" to a journalist they should respond with "your mom."
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I think that the next time Trump goes "who are you with?" to a journalist they should respond with "your mom."
on behalf of all Jerrys (maybe not @jcsalterego.bsky.social) we disown this
NEW: 5th Circuit Judge Jerry Smith, a Reagan nominee, has released an opinion on why he dissented from a three-judge court's ruling that blocks a Texas congressional map that may help Republicans in the 2026 midterms
www.courtlistener.com/docket/60654...
www.courtlistener.com/docket/60654...
#1439 in League of United Latin American Citizens v. Abbott (W.D. Tex., 3:21-cv-00259) – CourtListener.com
DISSENT from 1437 Memorandum Opinion and Order Granting Motion for Preliminary Injunction, signed and issued by Judge Jerry E. Smith. (kc) (Entered: 11/19/2025)
www.courtlistener.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
on behalf of all Jerrys (maybe not @jcsalterego.bsky.social) we disown this
"[Man] acquires a knowledge of his rights by attending justly to his interest, and discovers in the event that the strength and powers of despotism consist wholly in the fear of resisting it, and that, in order to be free, it is sufficient that he wills it." - Thomas Paine
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"[Man] acquires a knowledge of his rights by attending justly to his interest, and discovers in the event that the strength and powers of despotism consist wholly in the fear of resisting it, and that, in order to be free, it is sufficient that he wills it." - Thomas Paine
100% buying the Homestar Runner merch
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
100% buying the Homestar Runner merch
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Good morning, from Kelly Kapowski the Dog.
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Good morning, from Kelly Kapowski the Dog.
Good morning, from Kelly Kapowski the Dog.
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Good morning, from Kelly Kapowski the Dog.
Saying this makes me feel like an incredible dork, but, I have made the stupid joke for 15 years now to my wife when she says "can i go to the bathroom" (response, "I certainly hope so").
My wife has laughed at it consistently since we met, usually with a small eyeroll and a snort. Must be love.
My wife has laughed at it consistently since we met, usually with a small eyeroll and a snort. Must be love.
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Saying this makes me feel like an incredible dork, but, I have made the stupid joke for 15 years now to my wife when she says "can i go to the bathroom" (response, "I certainly hope so").
My wife has laughed at it consistently since we met, usually with a small eyeroll and a snort. Must be love.
My wife has laughed at it consistently since we met, usually with a small eyeroll and a snort. Must be love.
Hey, guess what, I weigh the same as 160,818 monarch butterflies, meaning that each time I fly transcontinental, my journey, by weight, is equivalent to 80,409 raisins carrying 482,454 grains of rice (uncooked).
wake up babe, new units of measurement just dropped www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/s...
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Hey, guess what, I weigh the same as 160,818 monarch butterflies, meaning that each time I fly transcontinental, my journey, by weight, is equivalent to 80,409 raisins carrying 482,454 grains of rice (uncooked).
"I've often believed that you can tell the quality of an organization by the quality of its people," exhibit 172:
BREAKING: Magistrate orders DOJ to turn over grand jury materials to Comey, finding real prospect that "government misconduct" may have tainted the case.
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"I've often believed that you can tell the quality of an organization by the quality of its people," exhibit 172:
i really want to know less about Olivia Nuzzi, not more
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
i really want to know less about Olivia Nuzzi, not more
Obviously not scientific, but lol
November 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Obviously not scientific, but lol
I showed this post to the guy behind the counter at a bodega and he pointed to the men's supplements
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I showed this post to the guy behind the counter at a bodega and he pointed to the men's supplements
I am at a live taping of My Favorite Murder and this is the most mid-40s experience that I have ever had.
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I am at a live taping of My Favorite Murder and this is the most mid-40s experience that I have ever had.