Jesse LePage
@jessetheseawizard.bsky.social
Just fuckin adrift man
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If I completely decoupled from the systems around us, choosing a life of homelessness no bills no payments no nothing with my current net worth I would be living on basically a dollar and six cents a day until the day of my expected death using United States life expectancy numbers.
February 18, 2026 at 4:15 PM
If I completely decoupled from the systems around us, choosing a life of homelessness no bills no payments no nothing with my current net worth I would be living on basically a dollar and six cents a day until the day of my expected death using United States life expectancy numbers.
Tomorrow is the beginning of Losar
February 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Tomorrow is the beginning of Losar
I hope everyone is having an great valentine's day.
Just because I hate it, doesn't mean I can't hope others enjoy it.
Just because I hate it, doesn't mean I can't hope others enjoy it.
February 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I hope everyone is having an great valentine's day.
Just because I hate it, doesn't mean I can't hope others enjoy it.
Just because I hate it, doesn't mean I can't hope others enjoy it.
I don't know how anyone can use threads, that fucking app is so goddamn frustrating with the amount of stupidity on it that I literally want to like tear it up into pieces and set it on fire. An echo chamber of some of the dumbest shit I have ever read in a single fucking sentence over and over
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I don't know how anyone can use threads, that fucking app is so goddamn frustrating with the amount of stupidity on it that I literally want to like tear it up into pieces and set it on fire. An echo chamber of some of the dumbest shit I have ever read in a single fucking sentence over and over
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I'm sorry but you can't start letting people wear whatever they want on their helmets during the winter Olympics skeleton event, it's a slippery slope
February 12, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I'm sorry but you can't start letting people wear whatever they want on their helmets during the winter Olympics skeleton event, it's a slippery slope
February 10, 2026 at 4:09 AM
February 8, 2026 at 1:17 PM
February 8, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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I enjoy the occasional banana split, for I am a man of substance. Of honor.
February 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I enjoy the occasional banana split, for I am a man of substance. Of honor.
February 8, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Coming to realization that I'm just a disdapointment to those that care about me in nearly every measure. I know I didn't live to expectations, amd for that I am sorry
February 1, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Coming to realization that I'm just a disdapointment to those that care about me in nearly every measure. I know I didn't live to expectations, amd for that I am sorry
Catherine O'Hara, you were a light among the void who brought quirky and queer-coded into the mainstream. May you rest in piece and the warmth you kindled spread to all those who still need to feel it.
January 31, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Catherine O'Hara, you were a light among the void who brought quirky and queer-coded into the mainstream. May you rest in piece and the warmth you kindled spread to all those who still need to feel it.
Everyday I feel more hollow than the previous
January 20, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Everyday I feel more hollow than the previous
A small update to begrudgingly announce my continued existence
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 AM
A small update to begrudgingly announce my continued existence
I do so little during the weekend that I may as well be clinically dead
March 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I do so little during the weekend that I may as well be clinically dead
I will be working until I die. I literally can't picture myself "retired"
March 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I will be working until I die. I literally can't picture myself "retired"