Jessie
@jessie.bsky.social
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@jessiedotjs everywhere else
Mostly just skeets about my dog
@jessiedotjs everywhere else
Mostly just skeets about my dog
Baby is sick. He hardly ate the last two days. Today he's done a hard turn and has already drank until he puked twice. It is NINE AM
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Baby is sick. He hardly ate the last two days. Today he's done a hard turn and has already drank until he puked twice. It is NINE AM
Me trying to diet 📈
Baby trying to grow 📉
😡😡😡
Baby trying to grow 📉
😡😡😡
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Me trying to diet 📈
Baby trying to grow 📉
😡😡😡
Baby trying to grow 📉
😡😡😡
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
🎵 with the baby HEY
🎵 mashed poFreda HEY
🎵 We we we are gonna have a good time
🎵 It's thanksgiving
🎵 mashed poFreda HEY
🎵 We we we are gonna have a good time
🎵 It's thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
🎵 with the baby HEY
🎵 mashed poFreda HEY
🎵 We we we are gonna have a good time
🎵 It's thanksgiving
🎵 mashed poFreda HEY
🎵 We we we are gonna have a good time
🎵 It's thanksgiving
😃 Go to dog stuff swap
😃 Some of these dog toys look good for babies
😃 Baby having lots of fun with treat puzzles
😡 Baby puts used dog toys right in his mouth
😃 Some of these dog toys look good for babies
😃 Baby having lots of fun with treat puzzles
😡 Baby puts used dog toys right in his mouth
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
😃 Go to dog stuff swap
😃 Some of these dog toys look good for babies
😃 Baby having lots of fun with treat puzzles
😡 Baby puts used dog toys right in his mouth
😃 Some of these dog toys look good for babies
😃 Baby having lots of fun with treat puzzles
😡 Baby puts used dog toys right in his mouth
Hot take: babies should be asleep
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Hot take: babies should be asleep
Reposted by Jessie
It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
I'm reading Tongue Tied and the authors repeated use of "homeopathic or traditional medicines" is really making me doubt anything he says.
Why is homeopathic in there?
Why is it in there FIRST???
Why is homeopathic in there?
Why is it in there FIRST???
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I'm reading Tongue Tied and the authors repeated use of "homeopathic or traditional medicines" is really making me doubt anything he says.
Why is homeopathic in there?
Why is it in there FIRST???
Why is homeopathic in there?
Why is it in there FIRST???
One Medical wants you to renew prescriptions inside their app instead of having your pharmacy reach out.
Amazon Pharmacy automatically tries to renew prescriptions on their end.
So every renewal, Amazon tries to renew and One Medical denies it despite them being THE SAME COMPANY
Amazon Pharmacy automatically tries to renew prescriptions on their end.
So every renewal, Amazon tries to renew and One Medical denies it despite them being THE SAME COMPANY
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
One Medical wants you to renew prescriptions inside their app instead of having your pharmacy reach out.
Amazon Pharmacy automatically tries to renew prescriptions on their end.
So every renewal, Amazon tries to renew and One Medical denies it despite them being THE SAME COMPANY
Amazon Pharmacy automatically tries to renew prescriptions on their end.
So every renewal, Amazon tries to renew and One Medical denies it despite them being THE SAME COMPANY
A - Always
B - Be
C - Petting your dog
B - Be
C - Petting your dog
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A - Always
B - Be
C - Petting your dog
B - Be
C - Petting your dog
Why do people keep looking at me like I'm making a joke when I talk about the trilingual montessori daycare starting at age 1 I'm interested in!?
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Why do people keep looking at me like I'm making a joke when I talk about the trilingual montessori daycare starting at age 1 I'm interested in!?
I am constantly finding pacifiers in pockets of everything I own
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I am constantly finding pacifiers in pockets of everything I own
If someone sent me an email with a malicious link disguised as a subscription email with an easy to find 'unsubscribe' link, I would fall for that every time
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If someone sent me an email with a malicious link disguised as a subscription email with an easy to find 'unsubscribe' link, I would fall for that every time
Love when the daycare curriculum gets sent out. Next week is Wheel Week. Reading books on transportation. Practicing spinning. Rolling toys. Singing wheels on the bus. Looking at streamers hung from hoops. Stamping with circular stamps.
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Love when the daycare curriculum gets sent out. Next week is Wheel Week. Reading books on transportation. Practicing spinning. Rolling toys. Singing wheels on the bus. Looking at streamers hung from hoops. Stamping with circular stamps.
Baby has been repeatedly late on returning his library books and we're going to have to have a tough conversation about responsibility
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Baby has been repeatedly late on returning his library books and we're going to have to have a tough conversation about responsibility
Baby is attending his first concert at Carnegie Hall tomorrow
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Baby is attending his first concert at Carnegie Hall tomorrow
Reposted by Jessie
It's picture day at daycare today. I always hear about how expensive these photos are. But there is no amount of money I wouldn't pay for a photo of this baby in a fall outfit sitting next to some pumpkins
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It's picture day at daycare today. I always hear about how expensive these photos are. But there is no amount of money I wouldn't pay for a photo of this baby in a fall outfit sitting next to some pumpkins
Imagine being the kind of person who knows about daylight savings time ahead of time
November 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Imagine being the kind of person who knows about daylight savings time ahead of time
"things have changed" -my mom, surprised the doctor recommended against adding ground up McDonald's cheeseburger to Baby's formula
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"things have changed" -my mom, surprised the doctor recommended against adding ground up McDonald's cheeseburger to Baby's formula
I picked him up this morning and HE DIDN'T SCRUNCH 😭😭😭
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I picked him up this morning and HE DIDN'T SCRUNCH 😭😭😭
Reposted by Jessie
Some of y'all need to live menos.
October 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Some of y'all need to live menos.
Ordered the Meta glasses. Whenever I try to take videos of Baby, he stops what he's doing to look at my camera. Hoping now he doesn't notice the recording and we can keep playing without the camera interrupting us
October 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ordered the Meta glasses. Whenever I try to take videos of Baby, he stops what he's doing to look at my camera. Hoping now he doesn't notice the recording and we can keep playing without the camera interrupting us