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Reyes already performing better by letting her run the field
Jesus the Thorns back line is rough. Hopefully we can see Obaze, M.A., and Perry together and let Reyes push up.
February 15, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Ive never heard anyone butcher Obaze's name as much as this guy just did
The announcer for this ACFC vs Thorns friendly is really struggling to say names correctly
February 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Jesus the Thorns back line is rough. Hopefully we can see Obaze, M.A., and Perry together and let Reyes push up.
February 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The announcer for this ACFC vs Thorns friendly is really struggling to say names correctly
February 15, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Theyre with the mens team too. Who are they?
Who's got the deets on the two coaches with the matching mustaches on the Swiss womens freeski big air team?
February 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The German hockey kit is aggressive
February 15, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I am exercised, fed, showered, moisturized, and its sunny outside on a long weekend. You cant bring me down right now
February 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
There's some real opportunities for someone to go full glam in curling.
February 15, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Who's got the deets on the two coaches with the matching mustaches on the Swiss womens freeski big air team?
February 14, 2026 at 8:43 PM
The only good drone usage is in sports. This fly with in free ski big air is sick
February 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Turns out all I needed to escape the winter uglies was to wear a bit of bronzer again.
February 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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iconic shot of Lucas Pinheiro Braathen on the podium
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I dont care what people think of this show and how real it is or isnt. I will be sat
Formula 1: Drive to Survive - Season 8 | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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A Democratic governor running for re-election with a majority of voters holding an unfavorable opinion and saying Oregon is on the wrong track holding only a 5 point lead over Republican challengers while Donald Trump is president is a BAD SIGN
Who will be Oregon’s next governor? First poll of 2026 names this candidate
This year's race for Oregon governor is expected to heat up after the current legislative session ends next month.
www.oregonlive.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
You cant reform police and you cant reform ice. They're one in the same.
"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.

"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I have 2.5 weeks to rehearse and become the most charismatic conference presenter ever because I refuse to be like so many of these boring fucks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Some grad student is going to write a dissertation about the government social media archive in 50 years and are going to have an entire section on DHS trying Cardi B.
February 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Sheridan Fruit closing is a travesty. We need more independent grocers
February 13, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Where do I sign????!!!!!!
A new Oregon initiative petition just dropped. Petitioner Shakur Hussein (who is also suing TriMet for wrongful termination) wants to get something on the ballot in the Nov 2026 election that would require TriMet’s Board and CEO to be elected, rather than appointed by the governor.
February 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM