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Exactly what every FBI agent dreams of doing- babysitting the drunk friends
FBI Director Kash Patel has — on more than one occasion — ordered that the security detail protecting his girlfriend escort one of her allegedly inebriated friends home after a night of partying in Nashville www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel ordered FBI detail to give girlfriend’s pal a lift home: sources
FBI agents have grown increasingly concerned by Patel’s use of the bureau’s strapped resource.
www.ms.now
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Trying not to read into practice but if McLaren decided their winner by botching Oscar's car, I will riot
FP2 in the books and it's Norris from Verstappen again, but this time comfortably clear:

P1 - Norris - 1:23.083
P2 - Verstappen +0.363
P3 - Russell +0.379
P4 - Bearman +0.418
P5 - Hulkenberg +0.467

P11 - Piastri +0.680s

#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
One of the flight attendants had the coolest head coverings and I cant find it. It covered the back half of her head (I saw her hair in the front). There seemed to be a solid band or box hat structure in the back that came off the head and the hair was bundled in a long scarf. I should have asked.
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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One thing that’s pretty consistent in American history is elites getting away with it
imagine US political culture if Ford hadn't pardoned Nixon, and instead he went to jail
December 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This person loves to go to all the non-white councilors posting about issues to say they are screaming and are "dogmatic." Did you learn a new word today?
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
She only knows how to interact with old men.
She follows Trump to a senior center in Arizona and includes this insanely rude anecdote?
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Pantone has been a grift for awhile. WGSN does actual trend analysis and pairs with Coloro to do color predictions that arent bland.

www.wgsn.com/en/blogs/col...
Coloro x WGSN introduce the Key Colours for S/S 26
Discover the colours that will resonate across all industries and regions in S/S 26 and beyond, plus our pick of the five Key Colours for the season.
www.wgsn.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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my hot take is astrology is more accurate than ai
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This hotel is a little old and sketch but it has Bravo like all hotels should
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Former Housing Bureau Director Hisserich’s memo raises serious flags about the transparency of administration leadership and the nature of her dismissal. 🧵
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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This session was cancelled last minute. I'm disappointed that a long-planned "soft" oversight work session was cancelled at the request of the Mayor / Administration and kicked out to mid-January. I think we should still have had it so we can discuss in public some of our concerns about all of this.
Portland City Council will meet today to discuss the "Homelessness to Housing Continuum."

The original idea was for it to be a venue for Mayor Wilson to talk about his homelessness plan. But per Wilson's office, it's not certain he'll show up.

(And bureau staff have been advised not to attend.)
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Nothing says I stand by my argument on rebranding eugenics and you guys are all the dipshits- not me- like deleting the whole thread.
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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[against a backdrop of ethnic cleansing and genocidal war] time to roll out my devils advocate position on eugenics
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Very, very good.
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Sohla El-Waylly just said that she stopped working with NYT cooking because they were offering a wildly insulting amount of money for content. They wanted to pay her only $300 for 60 social videos that she would have to write and produce herself. That is insane
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Let's go back to the original genetic intervention- leaving babies in a cave. I vote for you to go first. I've changed the definition of baby to include idiot adult men so you qualify.
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Trying to rebrand eugenics is wild. What the fuck is your problem?
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This is wild.
NEW: The Spirit came up with a multi-million dollar offer to keep Trinity Rodman in the league, which she was ready to accept. It was vetoed by NWSL commissioner Jessica Berman, according to sources.

Where's it leave negotiations? Great question. www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
NWSL commissioner rejects Spirit’s offer to keep Trinity Rodman in the league
According to sources, the NWSL Players Association has filed a grievance on Rodman’s behalf with the league.
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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everyone ought to be doing everything we can to throw sand in the gears of fascism, and this is a helluva way for a municipal government to use the powers at their disposal to give a giant fuck you to the deportation goon squad abducting our neighbors

www.kgw.com/article/news...
ICE will have to pay a fee to operate its Portland detention center under new city policy
The policy will charge property owners for detention facilities that negatively impact the surrounding neighborhood, like the ICE facility in South Portland.
www.kgw.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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i think the financial incentive to bait people into engaging with dogshit is a big part of how we got where we are.
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i... @thecity.nyc @gwynnefitz.bsky.social
ICE Arrested and Separated Chinese Father From 6-Year-Old Son, Advocates Say
The father and son were detained at an ICE check-in on Nov. 26, advocates say. The son’s location is currently unknown, while the father is being held at an upstate ICE facility.
www.thecity.nyc
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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hate that we're at this point, love that we can rise to the occasion. chipped in a few bucks, let's bring Lorena home.
A mom in Portland has been separated from her child since June bc ICE kidnapped her. The only thing standing between her & her baby right now is a $7,500 bond. There's 5k to go. PLEASE let's do this. Many hands make light work. This is literally the reason for the gd mfing season gofund.me/3e980d9d3
Donate to Help us get an asylum seeker released from ICE detention, organized by CLEAR Clinic
Our client Lorena (pseudonym) is a single-parent asylum-seeker w… CLEAR Clinic needs your support for Help us get an asylum seeker released from ICE detention
gofund.me
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The local PNW environmental professionals group is moving to a new meet up location because the old one is closing (RIP Rogue). The new location is the socialist bar and I might have to actually start attending these again (after I renew my membership)
December 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
@socialistboat.dad thought you should know that I linked some rock walls to history and I'm about to make a solar project a lot more difficult for my client (there's some other history stuff happening too)
December 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM