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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 10h

AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · 7h

just found the ultimate thanksgiving fit

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · Aug 3

Losing my mind over this piece that was on exhibit at the new museum. Its literally Zeke Aaron Mckinley @vipeopleshow.bsky.social
www.artsy.net/artwork/nico... Nicole Eisenman | From Success to Obscurity (2004) | Artsy

Nicole Eisenman | From Success to Obscurity (2004) | Artsy

From New Museum, Nicole Eisenman, From Success to Obscurity (2004), Oil on canvas, 51 × 40 in

www.artsy.net

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · Jun 12

La Luz de Jesus Gallery @laluzdejesus.bsky.social · Jun 12

When I say it's monkey-time this is what I mean.

painting of a monkey depicted like a saint with glowing red eyes by craig larotonda

painting of a monkey depicted like a saint with hands forming a triangle shape by craig larotonda

painting of a monkey depicted like a saint or a wizard with a pointy hat holding a mini white unicorn

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · Jun 10

prank your bird

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · May 27

fuck my stupid baka life

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · May 27

i just got my oil replaced at @valvoline.bsky.social not even five minutes driving it and it completely overheats on the freeway. what the actual hell?

it was driving perfectly fine before i went in.

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · May 27

my car everytime:

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · May 27

thats gore. thats gore of my comfort character wth

Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · May 27

i lowkey love meeting people who are so cartoonishly sexist.

theres a guy i know who is head over heels for me and is always tryna talk to me but everytime i say more than ten words he tells me to shut up.

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · May 26

no one picks flowers and carries them in their apron like this anymore thats whats wrong with society

Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · May 24

was walking down a road. no one was around. farted. said outloud "haha i do be farting" and a runner materialized behind me just then. god loves to punish me for being cringe.

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Darya Noghani (𐎭𐎼𐎹) @sketchylogic.bsky.social · May 21

If you need 120 NPCs for a project, might I suggest being inspired by/stealing from Les Songes drolatiques de Pantagruel (1565).

A woodcut illustration of a scarecrow-like man. A bird rests on an outstretched arm.

A woodcut illustration of a person in a stylish outfit with some kind of two-peaked balaclava.

A woodcut illustration of a knife-wielding fellow in a water-filled barrel.

A woodcut illustration of a person in a complicated outfit that incorporates a bishop's hat, a vase-like shoe and a bellows.

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · May 21

for me it would be pepperoni pizza with hot cheetos on the pizza. insane that i was only 120lbs in high school wth

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La Luz de Jesus Gallery @laluzdejesus.bsky.social · May 21

The cost of doing business can sometimes lead to a lot of paper and cardboard refuse. We took a look around and decided to start finding ways to use it instead of tossing it.

So now and from out we will be offering a free to the public monthly collage class every third Sunday.

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · May 21

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · May 21

i love dogs. dogs are wonderful but they are also animals who rely on their owners to teach them how to live in our human society. Dogs who struggle with this should be kept away from strangers and out of the public sphere.

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · May 21

Also there are dog owners who let their dogs roam around spaces completely un-monitored. i bring my cat to work and she was sleeping while a woman let her dog loose in the space and immediately tried to attack my sleeping cat!! god i was so pissed i wish i banned them from the store.

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · May 21

I have been so kind as to not call animal control because he will be put down if they get him. There has been over 5 bites in two weeks. It is obviously not just me. Its a problem he refuses to solve.

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · May 21

beyond that the dog owner had repeatedly lied about getting him fixed when in reality his true feelings is that neutering is "imperialism on dogs" or some bullshit. don't ask cause i don't fucking understand it either

he literally gets his politics from star wards its fucking nuts

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · May 21

But because everytime I come home the dog attacks me if he sees me, I cannot live there. Despite the fact I have done nothing to him. I have even previous fed him and walked him. I have never laid a hand on him.

But now I am the person responsible for finding a new roomie lest i lose my deposit

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · May 21

context is the dog isn't fixed nor trained in any capacity.
the owner refuses to fix him as well as change his lifestyle where he can give the dog consistency.

there is constant hulabaloo in the house. I work long hours so the dog sometimes rarely sees me. Thats not my fault.

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · May 21

my roommates dog keeps trying to maul me causing me to move abruptly.

and the worst part is that everyone else in the apartment doesn't care because the dog is ok around them (although they got bit)

They admit that the dog is incredibly aggressive towards me but won't concede that its a problem

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · May 21

hot take: bad dog owners are the worst kind of people

obviously any type of bad pet owner can be miserable but bad dog owners carry the biggest consequences and they have no clue the actual problems their dog can cause because of their own negligence.

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Bernadette @jewqueer.bsky.social · May 20

this is my friend @karlicartoons.bsky.social bird mico. he is a pigeon who wears a diaper (diaper not pictured)

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