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John FP Lane
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Narrative designer, writer, atheist, left-leaning and fast tipping into Green, lifelong Doctor Who fan. Husband and father.
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · Jan 17
I’ll usually follow back, but if you have zero posts and you almost immediately DM me, I’ll be ignoring you.
jfplane.bsky.social
The only progressive, left option is the Greens
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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The best summary of how I feel about Starmer too
beijingpalmer.bsky.social BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 3h
It makes me angry to the bone for somebody to be given the responsibility of leader of a party with a noble history and to betray every value it should stand for - not even for something he believes in himself, but for a false and cynical vision of his own electorate.
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
jfplane.bsky.social
Fuck Labour.
peterstefanovic.bsky.social Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 10h
“Is it possible that you could have a life here, a job here, maybe kids going to school, a family here, then after 19 years if your country is then considered safe you get booted out and sent home?”
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
jfplane.bsky.social
Tory cosplay in the privacy of your own bedroom, you rancid fuck.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Asylum system in UK ‘out of control’ and dividing country, home secretary says
Shabana Mahmood to unveil new proposals modelled on Denmark’s controversial system
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
jfplane.bsky.social
Oh, and there was me thinking it was a rigged economic system that ensures all the money flows to the wealthy while immiserising the poor and decimating any means the working class has to fight that imbalance or bargain collectively. Turns out it was some traumatised refugees. Thanks Shabana!
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
jfplane.bsky.social
My glutes are so strong I can use them to crack walnuts that no one will ever want to eat.
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 AM
jfplane.bsky.social
Another government crumbling because of its leadership’s fatal combination of arrogance and ineptitude.
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After the week No 10 lost control, warning that chaos is ‘probably fatal’ for Starmer | The Observer
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November 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
jfplane.bsky.social
This was inevitable.
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Taylor Swift’s silence on the Trump administration using her music speaks volumes | Alim Kheraj
Official Trump social media accounts have been using The Life of a Showgirl snippets to promote his agenda. Why has Swift, who once wanted ‘to be on the right side of history’, said nothing?
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
jfplane.bsky.social
Labour making racists happy.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
UK government set to make support for asylum seekers ‘discretionary’
Home secretary expected to change system to deny help to those who can work or who have assets
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
jfplane.bsky.social
Oh fuck, MAGA, go back far enough and it looks like Epstein created YOU! How’s that for some deep conspiracy shit, ya fucking knuckleheads?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
First Thing: Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon during 2018 pro-Trump media campaign
Text messages released by US House show convicted sex offender coaching Maga influencer on political messaging. Plus, readers’ favourite photo booth moments 100 years after its invention
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
jfplane.bsky.social
You don’t even need to finish the question. The answer is always yes.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Have Reeves and Starmer missed the chance to ditch stealth taxes? | Phillip Inman
Retreat from plans to increase income tax means Labour is unlikely to make system fairer and more coherent
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
jfplane.bsky.social
Another MAGA hero representing everything they are supposed to hate. It’s almost as if the entire movement is based on nothing but bullshit.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Steve Bannon advised Jeffrey Epstein for years on how to rehab his reputation, texts show
Pair devised responses to public outrage about Epstein’s criminal history, his treatment by the justice system, and his friendships with powerful people
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
jfplane.bsky.social
A useful listen for raw milk nut jobs.
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Raw Milk
Episodio de podcast · Maintenance Phase · 13/11/2025 · 1 h 6 min
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November 15, 2025 at 8:52 AM
jfplane.bsky.social
If there’s a decision, Starmer’s Labour is on the wrong side of it.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Scrapping green subsidies is short-termist sabotage – and as usual the consumer will pay | Camilla Born
Weaning ourselves off gas is the only way to reduce energy bills long term. Cutting support for this is exactly the ‘sticking-plaster politics’ Labour promised to end, says CEO of Electrify Britain Ca...
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
jfplane.bsky.social
😂 These fuckers!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump ends support for Marjorie Taylor Greene amid growing Epstein feud
President turns on ‘Wacky Marjorie’ after congresswoman criticizes effort to block release of key Epstein documents
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
jfplane.bsky.social
Labour literally shit their briefs this week.
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
jfplane.bsky.social
Another nail in the coffin of ‘Nobody’s Party’.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
MP Adnan Hussain quits Your Party over ‘persistent infighting’
Blackburn MP criticises ‘struggle for power’ amid tensions between Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
jfplane.bsky.social
I think the Labour leadership can expect to fuck off.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
No 10 tells Labour MPs it expects support for tough new asylum policies
Some backbenchers already opposing planned immigration crackdown seen as ‘economically and culturally illiterate’
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
jfplane.bsky.social
They’re a fucking shambles.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Rachel Reeves to abandon plans to raise income tax rates in budget
Labour had laid the ground to break a manifesto pledge on taxes for working people but has now made a U-turn
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 AM
jfplane.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Starmer was never meant to be Labour’s prime minister – his leadership was doomed from the start | Neal Lawson
His alliance with the party’s anti-Corbyn faction was a shotgun marriage that totally lacked vision. Now Labour is paying the price, says Neal Lawson of the cross-party campaign organisation Compass
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
jfplane.bsky.social
Specificity is important. The Democratic Party didn't cave. Eight fucking Democrats caved. The whole thing should forever and always be put on the shoulders of these eight fucks.
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
jfplane.bsky.social
How the fuck was Starmer so successful as a lawyer? He’s an absolute fucking disaster area. Every step is a misstep, every read of the room is a misread, every decision wrong. Nature abhors a vacuum and Keir Starmer, both a moral and character vacuum, is naturally abhorred. I wish him all the worst.
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
jfplane.bsky.social
Starmer in opposition: poverty is morally wrong!
Starmer in power: it’s grown up to suffer.
Wanker.
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 AM
jfplane.bsky.social
I like it.
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Why the anger with Billie Eilish? Because it’s against the rules to say what we all know about billionaires | Zoe Williams
The singer is giving away millions – but the parameters for criticising the super-rich are very narrow, and hardly anyone qualifies, says Guardian columnist Zoe Williams
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 AM
jfplane.bsky.social
Labour’s Darren Jones said the Greens are making unfeasible promises. “It’s their responsibility to explain…how they would actually choose what to do if they were in government, as opposed to just promising things that are undeliverable.”
The fucking hypocrisy!
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Labour’s rebuttal to the Green party this week sums up the double standard that dogs our politics | Frances Ryan
Why is it that the politics of hope offered up by the left is dismissed as naive, while the policies of the centre and right are portrayed as all that is possible? asks Guardian columnist Frances Ryan
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM