John FP Lane
@jfplane.bsky.social
Narrative designer, writer, atheist, left-leaning and fast tipping into Green, lifelong Doctor Who fan. Husband and father.
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John FP Lane
@jfplane.bsky.social
· Jan 17
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In 30 years time they’ll be making movies about ICE agents the same way they make movies about Nazis. Enjoy being the cultural villains of cinema, dickheads.
January 24, 2026 at 7:12 AM
In 30 years time they’ll be making movies about ICE agents the same way they make movies about Nazis. Enjoy being the cultural villains of cinema, dickheads.
These Nazi ICE fucks will end miserable and alone, disowned by their children (the minority that aren’t tiny dick incels that is) and utterly despised by everyone else.
In October, ICE grabbed Maher Tarabishi.
He was a 24/7 caregiver for his disabled son Wael.
At the time of Maher’s detention, disability advocates warned that taking away Wael’s caregiver put his life at risk.
Wael died on Friday at age 30.
ICE caused his death.
They didn’t get to say goodbye.
He was a 24/7 caregiver for his disabled son Wael.
At the time of Maher’s detention, disability advocates warned that taking away Wael’s caregiver put his life at risk.
Wael died on Friday at age 30.
ICE caused his death.
They didn’t get to say goodbye.
Disabled son of ICE detainee dies after 30 days of hospitalization
It had been months since Wael Tarabishi seen his father. The family is calling on ICE to release Maher Tarabishi so he may attend his son's funeral.
www.wfaa.com
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 AM
These Nazi ICE fucks will end miserable and alone, disowned by their children (the minority that aren’t tiny dick incels that is) and utterly despised by everyone else.
Hey fuckhead. The payroll is also a nice little database. That the next government will use to find you and jail you, you dumb piece of shit.
ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
January 23, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Hey fuckhead. The payroll is also a nice little database. That the next government will use to find you and jail you, you dumb piece of shit.
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TUR: This is the White House putting out AI images that are not memes, they are just manipulated without saying they're manipulated. How do you trust a White House when they're not being truthful like this?
MIKE LAWLER: I have not seen that image. But we've seen on both sides ...
MIKE LAWLER: I have not seen that image. But we've seen on both sides ...
January 23, 2026 at 8:51 PM
TUR: This is the White House putting out AI images that are not memes, they are just manipulated without saying they're manipulated. How do you trust a White House when they're not being truthful like this?
MIKE LAWLER: I have not seen that image. But we've seen on both sides ...
MIKE LAWLER: I have not seen that image. But we've seen on both sides ...
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people are like "what are we going to do with ICE agents if we defund the agency" and i think we should just put them in the camps we built for migrants and only let them out to be on game shows directed by mr beast
January 23, 2026 at 9:15 PM
people are like "what are we going to do with ICE agents if we defund the agency" and i think we should just put them in the camps we built for migrants and only let them out to be on game shows directed by mr beast
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HOLY CRAP!
Minneapolis Protests right now as Temperature sits at -16.
Minneapolis Protests right now as Temperature sits at -16.
January 23, 2026 at 9:35 PM
HOLY CRAP!
Minneapolis Protests right now as Temperature sits at -16.
Minneapolis Protests right now as Temperature sits at -16.
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I'm calling bullshit on the media narrative that JD Vance tried to "soften" things in Minneapolis. He blamed the left for ICE violence and called the 5-year-old's father an "illegal alien" even though he's lawfully applying for asylum.
New piece from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2056...
New piece from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2056...
Trump’s ICE Goons Detained a 5-Year-Old. Then JD Vance Made It Worse.
Much of the media is treating the vice president’s Minneapolis visit as an attempt to lower the temperature. If anything, he raised it.
newrepublic.com
January 23, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I'm calling bullshit on the media narrative that JD Vance tried to "soften" things in Minneapolis. He blamed the left for ICE violence and called the 5-year-old's father an "illegal alien" even though he's lawfully applying for asylum.
New piece from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2056...
New piece from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2056...
These fucking cowards will pay.
ICE Agent Goes Viral For Telling Woman She’s Going in a ‘Domestic Terrorist’ Database For Recording Him 1/23/26
January 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
These fucking cowards will pay.
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If you saw this happening in another country, what would you call it?
[Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]
[Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]
January 23, 2026 at 5:17 PM
If you saw this happening in another country, what would you call it?
[Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]
[Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]
How's that 'land of the free' shit going for you?
The Pentagon is lining up more than 1,500 troops, two defense officials tell NBC News, in case the president decides to invoke a 219-year-old law called the Insurrection Act.
January 23, 2026 at 4:28 PM
How's that 'land of the free' shit going for you?
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CNN host flattens JD Vance claim used to justify detention of 5-year-old boy: 'Not true'
www.rawstory.com
CNN host flattens JD Vance claim used to justify detention of 5-year-old boy: 'Not true'
twp.ai
January 23, 2026 at 1:34 PM
CNN host flattens JD Vance claim used to justify detention of 5-year-old boy: 'Not true'
#StarTrekStarfleetAcademy I have a feeling Kyle is going to be fun.
January 23, 2026 at 11:49 AM
#StarTrekStarfleetAcademy I have a feeling Kyle is going to be fun.
I'm enjoying Star Trek: Starfleet Academy for a number of reasons. Two of them are Holly Hunter's Nahla Ake, one of Trek's most unique captains in both style and character, and Tig Notaro's Jett Reno, who has absolutely found their place in this setting.
January 23, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I'm enjoying Star Trek: Starfleet Academy for a number of reasons. Two of them are Holly Hunter's Nahla Ake, one of Trek's most unique captains in both style and character, and Tig Notaro's Jett Reno, who has absolutely found their place in this setting.
I don't care. I'm very excited about this.
youtu.be/ZmEx7wQI6RY?...
youtu.be/ZmEx7wQI6RY?...
Masters of The Universe – Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I don't care. I'm very excited about this.
youtu.be/ZmEx7wQI6RY?...
youtu.be/ZmEx7wQI6RY?...
What’s happening in the US is on every stupid fuck who voted for Donald Trump. They let a known crook and liar, a man with no moral core, appeal to their basest, meanest instincts and cowardly laziness, and in doing so allowed a nazi fanboy regime to trample over everyone. Never let them forget.
January 23, 2026 at 8:44 AM
What’s happening in the US is on every stupid fuck who voted for Donald Trump. They let a known crook and liar, a man with no moral core, appeal to their basest, meanest instincts and cowardly laziness, and in doing so allowed a nazi fanboy regime to trample over everyone. Never let them forget.
The sooner this unelected chamber of fucking chancers and leeches is done with, the better. Bodies like this are in dire need of an Indignitas to put the rest of us out of OUR miseries.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
If the assisted dying bill is killed off by the Lords, let that be the end for this unelected chamber | Polly Toynbee
With filibustering slowing the pace to a crawl, there is no chance the legislation will get through – unless the government shows some backbone, says Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee
www.theguardian.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:37 AM
The sooner this unelected chamber of fucking chancers and leeches is done with, the better. Bodies like this are in dire need of an Indignitas to put the rest of us out of OUR miseries.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
But it was always going to be. His backers don’t care. The aim was to dismantle the guardrails, install christo-fascist sympathizers in the courts and civil services and rig the system to hold on to power.
January 23, 2026 at 7:56 AM
But it was always going to be. His backers don’t care. The aim was to dismantle the guardrails, install christo-fascist sympathizers in the courts and civil services and rig the system to hold on to power.
Polanski is far from perfect (no politician hero worship here, thank you!), but this is a fucking good message.
Help us make hope normal again.
Join the Green Party now.
Join the Green Party now.
January 23, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Polanski is far from perfect (no politician hero worship here, thank you!), but this is a fucking good message.
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On the mountain above Davos, Switzerland, locals hauled 450 torches through snow to spell “NO KINGS” in fire as Trump arrived for the World Economic Forum. A direct shot at Trump and authoritarianism, staged by residents of a kingless country and planted high above the global elite as a warning.
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 AM
On the mountain above Davos, Switzerland, locals hauled 450 torches through snow to spell “NO KINGS” in fire as Trump arrived for the World Economic Forum. A direct shot at Trump and authoritarianism, staged by residents of a kingless country and planted high above the global elite as a warning.
The Board of Peace.
Slogan:
Pulchram patriam habes. Pudendum esset si quid ei accideret.
(Nice country you have there. Shame if something happened to it)
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Slogan:
Pulchram patriam habes. Pudendum esset si quid ei accideret.
(Nice country you have there. Shame if something happened to it)
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The Guardian view on Trump’s Board of Peace: an international body in service to one man’s ego | Editorial
Editorial: It was supposed to give Gaza a future, but the US president is using it to attack the UN, international law and multilateralism
www.theguardian.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:11 AM
The Board of Peace.
Slogan:
Pulchram patriam habes. Pudendum esset si quid ei accideret.
(Nice country you have there. Shame if something happened to it)
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Slogan:
Pulchram patriam habes. Pudendum esset si quid ei accideret.
(Nice country you have there. Shame if something happened to it)
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...