Joey Gartner
@jgartnerlaw.bsky.social
Misfit lawyer & advocate for #legaltech #legalai #legalops #reregulation & better #lawfirms
Detroit sports obsessive. NFFC.
Views = mine & full of typos.
Detroit sports obsessive. NFFC.
Views = mine & full of typos.
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New from me at Substack: My analysis of the surging wave of private equity activity in the legal sector. My message to lawyers and legal regulators: Be very, very careful here. jordanfurlong.substack.com/p/private-eq...
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
New from me at Substack: My analysis of the surging wave of private equity activity in the legal sector. My message to lawyers and legal regulators: Be very, very careful here. jordanfurlong.substack.com/p/private-eq...
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Because there has been so much chaos from 2016 onward alot of times I forget things that happened. And then remeber them completely out of context
...like the time Trump plagerized the Banes speech at his inauguration.
We are not serious people.
...like the time Trump plagerized the Banes speech at his inauguration.
We are not serious people.
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Because there has been so much chaos from 2016 onward alot of times I forget things that happened. And then remeber them completely out of context
...like the time Trump plagerized the Banes speech at his inauguration.
We are not serious people.
...like the time Trump plagerized the Banes speech at his inauguration.
We are not serious people.
This was the most fun I have had all year.
Music Box favorites The Invincible Czars provide a haunting, immersive Live Score to the 1925 horror classic THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA starring Lon Chaney!
This Monday October 27th at 7pm
Get Tickets Now: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...
This Monday October 27th at 7pm
Get Tickets Now: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...
a black and white photo of a man wearing a hat
ALT: a black and white photo of a man wearing a hat
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
This was the most fun I have had all year.
Six years ago my oldest son took out a library book that was a step by step guide to build an endless runner.
It took us a few weeks of debugging to get it right.
My six year old found the same book. Is the best plan is to just ask gpt to write it for us?
Do we still teach the kids to code?
It took us a few weeks of debugging to get it right.
My six year old found the same book. Is the best plan is to just ask gpt to write it for us?
Do we still teach the kids to code?
October 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Six years ago my oldest son took out a library book that was a step by step guide to build an endless runner.
It took us a few weeks of debugging to get it right.
My six year old found the same book. Is the best plan is to just ask gpt to write it for us?
Do we still teach the kids to code?
It took us a few weeks of debugging to get it right.
My six year old found the same book. Is the best plan is to just ask gpt to write it for us?
Do we still teach the kids to code?
Bush 2 spent the better part of half a year gaslighting the American public about Iraq.
What a quiant notion.
What a quiant notion.
October 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Bush 2 spent the better part of half a year gaslighting the American public about Iraq.
What a quiant notion.
What a quiant notion.
A friends grandmother once ban me from the house because I said something negative about Reagan-omics.
So i understand the feeling of shock to be posting Reagan content.
But also this party would be unrecognizable to him.
So i understand the feeling of shock to be posting Reagan content.
But also this party would be unrecognizable to him.
So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
A friends grandmother once ban me from the house because I said something negative about Reagan-omics.
So i understand the feeling of shock to be posting Reagan content.
But also this party would be unrecognizable to him.
So i understand the feeling of shock to be posting Reagan content.
But also this party would be unrecognizable to him.
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So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
FFS you are the president of the united states not my three year old.
VARNEY: Trump announced all trade talks with Canada have been cut off because of a fake ad showing Reagan badmouthing tariffs.
HASSETT: The president I'm sure has his reasons. Sometimes when you're frustrated a timeout is the right call. It's probably a good time to take a break.
HASSETT: The president I'm sure has his reasons. Sometimes when you're frustrated a timeout is the right call. It's probably a good time to take a break.
October 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
FFS you are the president of the united states not my three year old.
In memory of the east wing being bulldozed:
Here is Meigs field (March 31, 2003) after mayor Daley unilateral decided to bulldoze it under the cover of night fall, stranding planes on the tarmac.
Here is Meigs field (March 31, 2003) after mayor Daley unilateral decided to bulldoze it under the cover of night fall, stranding planes on the tarmac.
October 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
In memory of the east wing being bulldozed:
Here is Meigs field (March 31, 2003) after mayor Daley unilateral decided to bulldoze it under the cover of night fall, stranding planes on the tarmac.
Here is Meigs field (March 31, 2003) after mayor Daley unilateral decided to bulldoze it under the cover of night fall, stranding planes on the tarmac.
My positive mental well being directly correlates to these guy being back on TV.
NEW: @andrewmarchand.bsky.social and me had a conversation about the NBA's new broadcasting partners and whether ESPN will fuck with Inside The NBA.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/673...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/673...
What to expect when the rollicking ‘Inside the NBA’ TV show makes its ESPN debut
For years, ESPN's NBA studio shows couldn't match the alchemy of TNT's 'Inside the NBA.' So they went out and acquired it.
www.nytimes.com
October 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
My positive mental well being directly correlates to these guy being back on TV.
My wife and I scheduled a trip to DC 2 years ago for the kids to see monuments and the museums, not anticipating a goverment shutdown.
My friend tried to console me "well your kids will get to remeber seeing the White House get demolished"
My friend tried to console me "well your kids will get to remeber seeing the White House get demolished"
October 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My wife and I scheduled a trip to DC 2 years ago for the kids to see monuments and the museums, not anticipating a goverment shutdown.
My friend tried to console me "well your kids will get to remeber seeing the White House get demolished"
My friend tried to console me "well your kids will get to remeber seeing the White House get demolished"
Just finished @jordanlcouch.bsky.social book.
Especially partial to tip 389 "read any book your friends or people you trust wrote"
Especially partial to tip 389 "read any book your friends or people you trust wrote"
October 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just finished @jordanlcouch.bsky.social book.
Especially partial to tip 389 "read any book your friends or people you trust wrote"
Especially partial to tip 389 "read any book your friends or people you trust wrote"
What a dumb hire this turned out to be.
Nottingham Forest have reportedly decided to sack Ange Postecoglou.
Link 👇 www.football365.com/news/nottm-f...
Link 👇 www.football365.com/news/nottm-f...
Nottm Forest decide to 'sack' Postecoglou as top target revealed amid Marinakis 'calls' during Chelsea loss
Ange will 'get sacked' by Nottm Forest, who have decided their top replacement target... 😮
www.football365.com
October 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
What a dumb hire this turned out to be.
If you fire Ange today you can maybe salvage a mid table finish right? What a mess.
This isn't a talent issue, its a problem of having a manager who is the philosophical opposite of how this team was built.
#NFFC
This isn't a talent issue, its a problem of having a manager who is the philosophical opposite of how this team was built.
#NFFC
October 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If you fire Ange today you can maybe salvage a mid table finish right? What a mess.
This isn't a talent issue, its a problem of having a manager who is the philosophical opposite of how this team was built.
#NFFC
This isn't a talent issue, its a problem of having a manager who is the philosophical opposite of how this team was built.
#NFFC
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Submitting a grant at this particular moment feels a bit like tossing a rock into the abyss, but hey, at least I am no longer carrying the rock.
October 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Submitting a grant at this particular moment feels a bit like tossing a rock into the abyss, but hey, at least I am no longer carrying the rock.
Dan was all of us after fifteen innings. Bless this man.
Frustrated Dan Dickerson drops f-bomb on hot mic after Detroit Tigers' Game 5 ALDS loss
Frustrated Dan Dickerson drops f-bomb on hot mic after Detroit Tigers' Game 5 ALDS loss
Detroit Tigers radio announcer Dan Dickerson was caught swearing into a hot mic during a commercial break following the team's ALDS Game 5 loss.
bit.ly
October 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Dan was all of us after fifteen innings. Bless this man.
Its easy to blame Khanle for the lose but you cant strand 11+ guys on base and expect wins.
October 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Its easy to blame Khanle for the lose but you cant strand 11+ guys on base and expect wins.
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At some point you just have to declare the other AL slot vacant and hold some kind of conclave, right?
October 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
At some point you just have to declare the other AL slot vacant and hold some kind of conclave, right?
My governor said "come and get me"
Say whay you want about this timeline, JB Pritzker seems built for it.
Say whay you want about this timeline, JB Pritzker seems built for it.
October 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My governor said "come and get me"
Say whay you want about this timeline, JB Pritzker seems built for it.
Say whay you want about this timeline, JB Pritzker seems built for it.
Parenting is humbling. May i
I present my three year old homework:
Make an animal out of leaves.
What is it? Wrong awnsers only
I present my three year old homework:
Make an animal out of leaves.
What is it? Wrong awnsers only
October 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Parenting is humbling. May i
I present my three year old homework:
Make an animal out of leaves.
What is it? Wrong awnsers only
I present my three year old homework:
Make an animal out of leaves.
What is it? Wrong awnsers only
Cleaning out the basement storage room and we are now deciding to keep books based on a likelihood they will be banned.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
October 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Cleaning out the basement storage room and we are now deciding to keep books based on a likelihood they will be banned.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
Hes building golden ballrooms and minting coins
But I shouldn't complain about what a weeks groceries just cost right?
But I shouldn't complain about what a weeks groceries just cost right?
October 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Hes building golden ballrooms and minting coins
But I shouldn't complain about what a weeks groceries just cost right?
But I shouldn't complain about what a weeks groceries just cost right?