Jim-Bob
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St. Nicholas slapped a heretic in 325, so #NotTheHallmarkChannel salutes his day with these two-fisted holiday classics!
4 PM: Fly Hard
6 PM: Nickboxer
8 PM: Saint Misbehavin'
10 PM: Bullet to the Sled
12 AM: Flight Club
2 AM: Last Elf Standing
4 AM: Yule Better Watch Out
4 PM: Fly Hard
6 PM: Nickboxer
8 PM: Saint Misbehavin'
10 PM: Bullet to the Sled
12 AM: Flight Club
2 AM: Last Elf Standing
4 AM: Yule Better Watch Out
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
St. Nicholas slapped a heretic in 325, so #NotTheHallmarkChannel salutes his day with these two-fisted holiday classics!
4 PM: Fly Hard
6 PM: Nickboxer
8 PM: Saint Misbehavin'
10 PM: Bullet to the Sled
12 AM: Flight Club
2 AM: Last Elf Standing
4 AM: Yule Better Watch Out
4 PM: Fly Hard
6 PM: Nickboxer
8 PM: Saint Misbehavin'
10 PM: Bullet to the Sled
12 AM: Flight Club
2 AM: Last Elf Standing
4 AM: Yule Better Watch Out
Is Your Team Not Going to a Bowl Game? #NotTheHallmarkChannel is still tailgating with
4 PM: Holiday Interception
6 PM: I'll Be Home for the Foreseeable Future
8 PM: The Portal Express
10 PM: If We Make It Through December
12 AM: What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?
4 PM: Holiday Interception
6 PM: I'll Be Home for the Foreseeable Future
8 PM: The Portal Express
10 PM: If We Make It Through December
12 AM: What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Is Your Team Not Going to a Bowl Game? #NotTheHallmarkChannel is still tailgating with
4 PM: Holiday Interception
6 PM: I'll Be Home for the Foreseeable Future
8 PM: The Portal Express
10 PM: If We Make It Through December
12 AM: What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?
4 PM: Holiday Interception
6 PM: I'll Be Home for the Foreseeable Future
8 PM: The Portal Express
10 PM: If We Make It Through December
12 AM: What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?
Nothing says holidays like bagels, so #NotTheHallmarkChannel says "Open Sesame" to these instant classics:
6 PM: Sweetly Singing O'er The Plain
8 PM : Christmas Time is Schmear
10 PM: It's Beginning to Look a Lox Like Christmas
12 AM: Hole A Day Inn
6 PM: Sweetly Singing O'er The Plain
8 PM : Christmas Time is Schmear
10 PM: It's Beginning to Look a Lox Like Christmas
12 AM: Hole A Day Inn
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Nothing says holidays like bagels, so #NotTheHallmarkChannel says "Open Sesame" to these instant classics:
6 PM: Sweetly Singing O'er The Plain
8 PM : Christmas Time is Schmear
10 PM: It's Beginning to Look a Lox Like Christmas
12 AM: Hole A Day Inn
6 PM: Sweetly Singing O'er The Plain
8 PM : Christmas Time is Schmear
10 PM: It's Beginning to Look a Lox Like Christmas
12 AM: Hole A Day Inn
Lest we forget primates with pouches, #NotTheHallmarkChannel has made the first-ever holiday flicks with marsupials in mind!
6 PM: Wallaby Home For Christmas
8 PM: It's a Wombat-ful Life
10 PM: All I Want for Christmas is Roo
12 AM: Have a Koala Jolly Christmas
6 PM: Wallaby Home For Christmas
8 PM: It's a Wombat-ful Life
10 PM: All I Want for Christmas is Roo
12 AM: Have a Koala Jolly Christmas
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Lest we forget primates with pouches, #NotTheHallmarkChannel has made the first-ever holiday flicks with marsupials in mind!
6 PM: Wallaby Home For Christmas
8 PM: It's a Wombat-ful Life
10 PM: All I Want for Christmas is Roo
12 AM: Have a Koala Jolly Christmas
6 PM: Wallaby Home For Christmas
8 PM: It's a Wombat-ful Life
10 PM: All I Want for Christmas is Roo
12 AM: Have a Koala Jolly Christmas
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It used to be Giving Tuesday, but with inflation it's now Loaning-With-12%-Interest Tuesday
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It used to be Giving Tuesday, but with inflation it's now Loaning-With-12%-Interest Tuesday
#NotTheHallmarkChannel begins Advent with a Feast of the Seven Fishes:
* Shad Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
* Happy Halibuts
* Mackerel on 34th Street
* Gar Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
* Have a Mahi Mahi Christmas
* Whiting in a Winter Wonderland
* Baby It's Cod Outside
* Shad Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
* Happy Halibuts
* Mackerel on 34th Street
* Gar Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
* Have a Mahi Mahi Christmas
* Whiting in a Winter Wonderland
* Baby It's Cod Outside
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
#NotTheHallmarkChannel begins Advent with a Feast of the Seven Fishes:
* Shad Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
* Happy Halibuts
* Mackerel on 34th Street
* Gar Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
* Have a Mahi Mahi Christmas
* Whiting in a Winter Wonderland
* Baby It's Cod Outside
* Shad Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
* Happy Halibuts
* Mackerel on 34th Street
* Gar Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
* Have a Mahi Mahi Christmas
* Whiting in a Winter Wonderland
* Baby It's Cod Outside
Tired of fluffy holiday films? Only #NotTheHallmarkChannel provides meaty movies, since these are literally about meat:
8 PM: It's a Wonderful Rib
10 PM: Holiday Angus
12 AM: Jingle Bell Chops
2 AM: We Wagyu A Merry Christmas
8 PM: It's a Wonderful Rib
10 PM: Holiday Angus
12 AM: Jingle Bell Chops
2 AM: We Wagyu A Merry Christmas
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Tired of fluffy holiday films? Only #NotTheHallmarkChannel provides meaty movies, since these are literally about meat:
8 PM: It's a Wonderful Rib
10 PM: Holiday Angus
12 AM: Jingle Bell Chops
2 AM: We Wagyu A Merry Christmas
8 PM: It's a Wonderful Rib
10 PM: Holiday Angus
12 AM: Jingle Bell Chops
2 AM: We Wagyu A Merry Christmas
#NotTheHallmarkChannel goes ape with our salute to Tarzan!
6 PM: It's a Wonderful Loincloth
8 PM: Jungle Bells
10 PM: That's What Christmas Means to Me, Tarzan. You, Jane?
12 AM: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Cheeta
2 AM: Everybody's Waitin' for the Man with the Vine
6 PM: It's a Wonderful Loincloth
8 PM: Jungle Bells
10 PM: That's What Christmas Means to Me, Tarzan. You, Jane?
12 AM: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Cheeta
2 AM: Everybody's Waitin' for the Man with the Vine
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
#NotTheHallmarkChannel goes ape with our salute to Tarzan!
6 PM: It's a Wonderful Loincloth
8 PM: Jungle Bells
10 PM: That's What Christmas Means to Me, Tarzan. You, Jane?
12 AM: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Cheeta
2 AM: Everybody's Waitin' for the Man with the Vine
6 PM: It's a Wonderful Loincloth
8 PM: Jungle Bells
10 PM: That's What Christmas Means to Me, Tarzan. You, Jane?
12 AM: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Cheeta
2 AM: Everybody's Waitin' for the Man with the Vine
I'm a wastewater engineer operating at a high food:mass ratio today
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IYKYK
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'm a wastewater engineer operating at a high food:mass ratio today
IYKYK
IYKYK
'"An intelligent boy!" said Scrooge. Do you know if they sold the prize Turkey - Not the little prize Turkey: the big one?"
"What, the one as big as me? It's hanging there now," replied the boy.
"Too bad you can't afford it, stupid urchin!"
- from 'Ebenezer's Thanksgiving'
"What, the one as big as me? It's hanging there now," replied the boy.
"Too bad you can't afford it, stupid urchin!"
- from 'Ebenezer's Thanksgiving'
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
'"An intelligent boy!" said Scrooge. Do you know if they sold the prize Turkey - Not the little prize Turkey: the big one?"
"What, the one as big as me? It's hanging there now," replied the boy.
"Too bad you can't afford it, stupid urchin!"
- from 'Ebenezer's Thanksgiving'
"What, the one as big as me? It's hanging there now," replied the boy.
"Too bad you can't afford it, stupid urchin!"
- from 'Ebenezer's Thanksgiving'
To celebrate the opening of Casablanca, with risk of the end of a beautiful friendship, #NotTheHallmarkChannel has Humphrey Bogart as Kris Kringle in
8 PM: Clausablanca
10 PM: The Maltese Santa
12 AM: To Have and Have Naughty
2 AM: The Clause Mutiny
4 AM: We're No Angels We Have Heard On High
8 PM: Clausablanca
10 PM: The Maltese Santa
12 AM: To Have and Have Naughty
2 AM: The Clause Mutiny
4 AM: We're No Angels We Have Heard On High
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 AM
To celebrate the opening of Casablanca, with risk of the end of a beautiful friendship, #NotTheHallmarkChannel has Humphrey Bogart as Kris Kringle in
8 PM: Clausablanca
10 PM: The Maltese Santa
12 AM: To Have and Have Naughty
2 AM: The Clause Mutiny
4 AM: We're No Angels We Have Heard On High
8 PM: Clausablanca
10 PM: The Maltese Santa
12 AM: To Have and Have Naughty
2 AM: The Clause Mutiny
4 AM: We're No Angels We Have Heard On High
There's a lot of pantless teleconferencing these days, and only #NotTheHallmarkChannel has movies about it!
6 PM: There's No Pants at Home for the Holidays
8 PM: The Christmas Boxers
10 PM: Holiday Inappropriate
12 AM: Baby, You Think It's Cold Outside
6 PM: There's No Pants at Home for the Holidays
8 PM: The Christmas Boxers
10 PM: Holiday Inappropriate
12 AM: Baby, You Think It's Cold Outside
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
There's a lot of pantless teleconferencing these days, and only #NotTheHallmarkChannel has movies about it!
6 PM: There's No Pants at Home for the Holidays
8 PM: The Christmas Boxers
10 PM: Holiday Inappropriate
12 AM: Baby, You Think It's Cold Outside
6 PM: There's No Pants at Home for the Holidays
8 PM: The Christmas Boxers
10 PM: Holiday Inappropriate
12 AM: Baby, You Think It's Cold Outside
Let's all give thanks for #NotTheHallmarkChannel and our salute to English teachers!
6 PM: Grammar Got Run Over By a Reindeer
8 PM: Here, We Comma Caroling
10 PM: The Year Without a Subordinate Clause
12 AM: Gerunding Through the Snow
2 AM: Christmas in the Predicate
6 PM: Grammar Got Run Over By a Reindeer
8 PM: Here, We Comma Caroling
10 PM: The Year Without a Subordinate Clause
12 AM: Gerunding Through the Snow
2 AM: Christmas in the Predicate
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Let's all give thanks for #NotTheHallmarkChannel and our salute to English teachers!
6 PM: Grammar Got Run Over By a Reindeer
8 PM: Here, We Comma Caroling
10 PM: The Year Without a Subordinate Clause
12 AM: Gerunding Through the Snow
2 AM: Christmas in the Predicate
6 PM: Grammar Got Run Over By a Reindeer
8 PM: Here, We Comma Caroling
10 PM: The Year Without a Subordinate Clause
12 AM: Gerunding Through the Snow
2 AM: Christmas in the Predicate
Thinking about an old improv partner who was a genius at creating spaces. With a few gestures, he could establish a bar, a factory, or a ball park. He was always There for me.
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Thinking about an old improv partner who was a genius at creating spaces. With a few gestures, he could establish a bar, a factory, or a ball park. He was always There for me.
#NotTheHallmarkChannel celebrates No Shave November with some happy hairy holiday movies:
6 PM: Goatee It On the Mountain
8 PM: We Whisker a Merry Christmas
10 PM: Hair We Come, A-Caroling
12 AM: Barbasol Through The Night
6 PM: Goatee It On the Mountain
8 PM: We Whisker a Merry Christmas
10 PM: Hair We Come, A-Caroling
12 AM: Barbasol Through The Night
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
#NotTheHallmarkChannel celebrates No Shave November with some happy hairy holiday movies:
6 PM: Goatee It On the Mountain
8 PM: We Whisker a Merry Christmas
10 PM: Hair We Come, A-Caroling
12 AM: Barbasol Through The Night
6 PM: Goatee It On the Mountain
8 PM: We Whisker a Merry Christmas
10 PM: Hair We Come, A-Caroling
12 AM: Barbasol Through The Night
1970 trip to drug store: Vitalis
2025 trip to drug store: Cialis
History does not repeat, but it rhymes.
2025 trip to drug store: Cialis
History does not repeat, but it rhymes.
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
1970 trip to drug store: Vitalis
2025 trip to drug store: Cialis
History does not repeat, but it rhymes.
2025 trip to drug store: Cialis
History does not repeat, but it rhymes.
It's National Princess Day, so #NotTheHallmarkChannel makes your dreams come true with
8 PM: Merida on 34th Street
10 PM: Carol of the Belle
12 AM: Have Yourself a Mulan Little Christmas
8 PM: Merida on 34th Street
10 PM: Carol of the Belle
12 AM: Have Yourself a Mulan Little Christmas
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
It's National Princess Day, so #NotTheHallmarkChannel makes your dreams come true with
8 PM: Merida on 34th Street
10 PM: Carol of the Belle
12 AM: Have Yourself a Mulan Little Christmas
8 PM: Merida on 34th Street
10 PM: Carol of the Belle
12 AM: Have Yourself a Mulan Little Christmas
What would you have tomorrow if you could only have what you are grateful for today?
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
What would you have tomorrow if you could only have what you are grateful for today?
#NotTheHallmarkChannel releases files of its own, such as
6PM Jeffrey Did You Know?
8PM You've Got Blackmail
10PM Adeste Infideles (O Come Ye Unfaithful)
12AM It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fishiness
6PM Jeffrey Did You Know?
8PM You've Got Blackmail
10PM Adeste Infideles (O Come Ye Unfaithful)
12AM It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fishiness
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
#NotTheHallmarkChannel releases files of its own, such as
6PM Jeffrey Did You Know?
8PM You've Got Blackmail
10PM Adeste Infideles (O Come Ye Unfaithful)
12AM It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fishiness
6PM Jeffrey Did You Know?
8PM You've Got Blackmail
10PM Adeste Infideles (O Come Ye Unfaithful)
12AM It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fishiness
Priceless (link in comments)
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Priceless (link in comments)
To celebrate National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo), #NotTheHallmarkChannel presents features which are just as bad as the books that spawned them:
8 PM: Holiday Ink
10 PM: It's Beginning to Look Like Plots for Christmas
12 AM: Writer's Block: The Real NaNoWriMo Nightmare Before Christmas
8 PM: Holiday Ink
10 PM: It's Beginning to Look Like Plots for Christmas
12 AM: Writer's Block: The Real NaNoWriMo Nightmare Before Christmas
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
To celebrate National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo), #NotTheHallmarkChannel presents features which are just as bad as the books that spawned them:
8 PM: Holiday Ink
10 PM: It's Beginning to Look Like Plots for Christmas
12 AM: Writer's Block: The Real NaNoWriMo Nightmare Before Christmas
8 PM: Holiday Ink
10 PM: It's Beginning to Look Like Plots for Christmas
12 AM: Writer's Block: The Real NaNoWriMo Nightmare Before Christmas
On this day, LSD is first made by Albert Hofmann. #NotTheHallmarkChannel expands your mind with these classics
6 PM: Hallucinate Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
8 PM: Do You Hear What I See
10 PM: Here Comes Santa Oh Wow He's Blue and Hairy and Why Are His Toes on fire oH Aa@a*O&G#$%
6 PM: Hallucinate Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
8 PM: Do You Hear What I See
10 PM: Here Comes Santa Oh Wow He's Blue and Hairy and Why Are His Toes on fire oH Aa@a*O&G#$%
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 AM
On this day, LSD is first made by Albert Hofmann. #NotTheHallmarkChannel expands your mind with these classics
6 PM: Hallucinate Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
8 PM: Do You Hear What I See
10 PM: Here Comes Santa Oh Wow He's Blue and Hairy and Why Are His Toes on fire oH Aa@a*O&G#$%
6 PM: Hallucinate Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
8 PM: Do You Hear What I See
10 PM: Here Comes Santa Oh Wow He's Blue and Hairy and Why Are His Toes on fire oH Aa@a*O&G#$%
On #AmericaRecyclesDay , #NotTheHallmarkChannel is regifting these sustainable holiday classics!
6 PM: Receptacle on 34th Street
8 PM: Here We Go a-Composting
10 PM: Holiday Bin
12 AM: Jingle All the Waste
2 AM: All I Want for Christmas is Uses
6 PM: Receptacle on 34th Street
8 PM: Here We Go a-Composting
10 PM: Holiday Bin
12 AM: Jingle All the Waste
2 AM: All I Want for Christmas is Uses
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
On #AmericaRecyclesDay , #NotTheHallmarkChannel is regifting these sustainable holiday classics!
6 PM: Receptacle on 34th Street
8 PM: Here We Go a-Composting
10 PM: Holiday Bin
12 AM: Jingle All the Waste
2 AM: All I Want for Christmas is Uses
6 PM: Receptacle on 34th Street
8 PM: Here We Go a-Composting
10 PM: Holiday Bin
12 AM: Jingle All the Waste
2 AM: All I Want for Christmas is Uses
National Pickle Day means #NotTheHallmarkChannel movies like
8 PM Jingle Dills
10 PM Gherkin Around the Christmas Tree
12 AM Vlasic Christmas, I Gave You My Heart
8 PM Jingle Dills
10 PM Gherkin Around the Christmas Tree
12 AM Vlasic Christmas, I Gave You My Heart
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
National Pickle Day means #NotTheHallmarkChannel movies like
8 PM Jingle Dills
10 PM Gherkin Around the Christmas Tree
12 AM Vlasic Christmas, I Gave You My Heart
8 PM Jingle Dills
10 PM Gherkin Around the Christmas Tree
12 AM Vlasic Christmas, I Gave You My Heart
From 2015, #NotTheHallmarkChannel's salute to biologists who study lower life forms in these movies we found under, on, or near a rock:
8 PM: Moss Be Christmas
10 PM: It's a Wonderful Lichen
12 AM: Slime Dreaming of a White Christmas
8 PM: Moss Be Christmas
10 PM: It's a Wonderful Lichen
12 AM: Slime Dreaming of a White Christmas
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
From 2015, #NotTheHallmarkChannel's salute to biologists who study lower life forms in these movies we found under, on, or near a rock:
8 PM: Moss Be Christmas
10 PM: It's a Wonderful Lichen
12 AM: Slime Dreaming of a White Christmas
8 PM: Moss Be Christmas
10 PM: It's a Wonderful Lichen
12 AM: Slime Dreaming of a White Christmas