JIMBOKNOWS
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"[The Yankees} f***ed it up, didn't they?"
- Buck Martinez, Blue Jays Legend and very correct man
- Buck Martinez, Blue Jays Legend and very correct man
That quote from Michael Leavitt is disgusting
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
That quote from Michael Leavitt is disgusting
Best part of thr santa claus parade so far is thr mcmaster marching band belting out a christmas classic: "My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Best part of thr santa claus parade so far is thr mcmaster marching band belting out a christmas classic: "My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit
Okay long shot but if anyone at the Santa Claus parade in Toronto sees some clowns or whatever holding Jigsaw puzzle pieces please take a pic and tag me because i saw them and my wife thinks Im a liar and I want to use thr Power Of The Internet to humiliate her
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Okay long shot but if anyone at the Santa Claus parade in Toronto sees some clowns or whatever holding Jigsaw puzzle pieces please take a pic and tag me because i saw them and my wife thinks Im a liar and I want to use thr Power Of The Internet to humiliate her
25 floats until Santa
Yessuh
Its the Santa Parade
Yessuh
Its the Santa Parade
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
25 floats until Santa
Yessuh
Its the Santa Parade
Yessuh
Its the Santa Parade
Alrite 🛑 what ya doin
Cuz Im about to ruin
The image and th style that ur used to
I look funny
But yo Im makin 💵 see
So yo 🌎 I hope u ready for me
Now gather round
Im the 🆕 fool in town
And my styles laid ⬇️ by th undrground
Ill drink ⬆️ all th Henessy u got on ur shelf
So just lemme introduce myself
Cuz Im about to ruin
The image and th style that ur used to
I look funny
But yo Im makin 💵 see
So yo 🌎 I hope u ready for me
Now gather round
Im the 🆕 fool in town
And my styles laid ⬇️ by th undrground
Ill drink ⬆️ all th Henessy u got on ur shelf
So just lemme introduce myself
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Alrite 🛑 what ya doin
Cuz Im about to ruin
The image and th style that ur used to
I look funny
But yo Im makin 💵 see
So yo 🌎 I hope u ready for me
Now gather round
Im the 🆕 fool in town
And my styles laid ⬇️ by th undrground
Ill drink ⬆️ all th Henessy u got on ur shelf
So just lemme introduce myself
Cuz Im about to ruin
The image and th style that ur used to
I look funny
But yo Im makin 💵 see
So yo 🌎 I hope u ready for me
Now gather round
Im the 🆕 fool in town
And my styles laid ⬇️ by th undrground
Ill drink ⬆️ all th Henessy u got on ur shelf
So just lemme introduce myself
Raaaaaaain dowwwwwwn
Raaaaain dowwwwwwn c'mon raiiiiin dowwwwwn
oooon meeeeeeeeee
From a great height
From a great heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Heiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Raaaaain dowwwwwwn c'mon raiiiiin dowwwwwn
oooon meeeeeeeeee
From a great height
From a great heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Heiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Raaaaaaain dowwwwwwn
Raaaaain dowwwwwwn c'mon raiiiiin dowwwwwn
oooon meeeeeeeeee
From a great height
From a great heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Heiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Raaaaain dowwwwwwn c'mon raiiiiin dowwwwwn
oooon meeeeeeeeee
From a great height
From a great heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Heiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
I'm actually impressed with the restraint the media and the internet in general has used in not making fun of RFK Jr's spasmodic dysphonia but with whatever power I may have to grant exceptions, I beg you to read his quotes with the voice
why did i log back in. WHY DID I LOG BACK IN. www.telos.news/p/part-2-she...
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I'm actually impressed with the restraint the media and the internet in general has used in not making fun of RFK Jr's spasmodic dysphonia but with whatever power I may have to grant exceptions, I beg you to read his quotes with the voice
The man in the stall beside me when I went to the washroom flushed four times in a row, then left without washing his hands. Dudes, it turns out, occasionally do not rock.
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The man in the stall beside me when I went to the washroom flushed four times in a row, then left without washing his hands. Dudes, it turns out, occasionally do not rock.
Having the fakest rainbow imaginable (with the colours badly out of order) on an AI puff piece is just so, so perfect
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Having the fakest rainbow imaginable (with the colours badly out of order) on an AI puff piece is just so, so perfect
Digging through my gmail, found an email from *twenty years ago*
a cartoon character says " the very instant i became old " in front of a red phone
ALT: a cartoon character says " the very instant i became old " in front of a red phone
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Digging through my gmail, found an email from *twenty years ago*
Best he's got is "hey, not nice! take it back!"
Pathetic shit.
Pathetic shit.
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Best he's got is "hey, not nice! take it back!"
Pathetic shit.
Pathetic shit.
Anyway the best part about me going down an Olivia Nuzzi rabbithole (wormhole?) today is i saw someone say she a person who knows what good writing sounds like, but doesnt know what actually makes writing good, and now after many years I finally have the perfect way to describe Rosie DiManno
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Anyway the best part about me going down an Olivia Nuzzi rabbithole (wormhole?) today is i saw someone say she a person who knows what good writing sounds like, but doesnt know what actually makes writing good, and now after many years I finally have the perfect way to describe Rosie DiManno
Reposted by JIMBOKNOWS
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
Reposted by JIMBOKNOWS
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
Sometimes I get my groceries delivered. Walmart charges like $6, which is well worth it on $150 of groceries. For $80 of groceries, not so much, but if I'm busy enough, I'll do it. However, when you agree to pay $6 delivery on an $80 order, and then $30 worth of stuff is "out of stock"...
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Sometimes I get my groceries delivered. Walmart charges like $6, which is well worth it on $150 of groceries. For $80 of groceries, not so much, but if I'm busy enough, I'll do it. However, when you agree to pay $6 delivery on an $80 order, and then $30 worth of stuff is "out of stock"...
Me when I have a bad year in the NFL pool: most games are close and rest on thin margins, there's tons of randomness involved, picking between two good teams or two bad teams is very difficult
Me when I have a good year in the NFL pool: hm, I wonder why I'm so much better than all these dumb-dumbs
Me when I have a good year in the NFL pool: hm, I wonder why I'm so much better than all these dumb-dumbs
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Me when I have a bad year in the NFL pool: most games are close and rest on thin margins, there's tons of randomness involved, picking between two good teams or two bad teams is very difficult
Me when I have a good year in the NFL pool: hm, I wonder why I'm so much better than all these dumb-dumbs
Me when I have a good year in the NFL pool: hm, I wonder why I'm so much better than all these dumb-dumbs
Im finally emotionally okay enough to speak of the heartbreaking irony of thr Jays having a better pythagorean World Series but ultimately losing, the exact thing thr Yankees whined about all season
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Im finally emotionally okay enough to speak of the heartbreaking irony of thr Jays having a better pythagorean World Series but ultimately losing, the exact thing thr Yankees whined about all season
Moved the couch to clean under it and was fucking horrified for a second, thinking these were mouse turds and we had a HORRIFIC infestation, until I realized its the little rubber pelts from the turf at my so s school. It would seem he sometimes sits on the couch to take his shoes on/off. UNTIL NOW
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Moved the couch to clean under it and was fucking horrified for a second, thinking these were mouse turds and we had a HORRIFIC infestation, until I realized its the little rubber pelts from the turf at my so s school. It would seem he sometimes sits on the couch to take his shoes on/off. UNTIL NOW
K but how do you spend over a million dollars per round of golf
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
K but how do you spend over a million dollars per round of golf
"This is your last chance to dodge a block" is a deeply, deeply hilarious line
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"This is your last chance to dodge a block" is a deeply, deeply hilarious line
"Okay but hear me out, it helps me write emails!!"
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
"Okay but hear me out, it helps me write emails!!"
My reach is about to be significantly diminished
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November 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
My reach is about to be significantly diminished
replace "posing as" with a comma and we're good
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
replace "posing as" with a comma and we're good