JZ
@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social
TSLAQ OG and waiting for the FO stage for about 10 years but not sure if it will happen anymore. Here because zuck is also a loser.
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JZ
@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social
· Sep 22
I love how republicans act like autism is a disease that needs solving. Why because they don’t live their life like you? Of course some severe cases are hard for them to live their life in our society but that is our societies problem not theirs! Fuck RFK jr. and Trump but that goes without saying.
So happy Vic Fangio gave the pack the Joe Barry special
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
So happy Vic Fangio gave the pack the Joe Barry special
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The football equivalent of doing scratch-offs on the gas station counter
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The football equivalent of doing scratch-offs on the gas station counter
MLF asking ChatGPT what plays to call
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
MLF asking ChatGPT what plays to call
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so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
I am getting sick of this dudes lip service. Put up or shut up!
Making fun of our neighborhoods and communities is disgusting.
Greg Bovino and his masked agents are not here to make Chicago safer. As children are tear gassed and U.S. citizens detained, they are posing for photo ops and producing reality TV moments. blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
Greg Bovino and his masked agents are not here to make Chicago safer. As children are tear gassed and U.S. citizens detained, they are posing for photo ops and producing reality TV moments. blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
Border Patrol Agents Pose At The Bean For Apparent Photo Op
The photo op came after agents tear-gassed a Little Village street and were spotted in the area numerous times. At the Bean, one agent shouted, "Everyone say, 'Little Village!'"
blockclubchicago.org
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I am getting sick of this dudes lip service. Put up or shut up!
It’s now time to lay in the bed you made bro
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It’s now time to lay in the bed you made bro
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
Wow never would we have seen that coming price target 4200
Wells Fargo: October delivery data for Tesla shows weakness. $TSLA
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Wow never would we have seen that coming price target 4200
I mean, with lack of evidence its currently leaning more towards this then a real human.
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I mean, with lack of evidence its currently leaning more towards this then a real human.
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
Bullish now Elon can get back to work without these barnacles
TWO TESLA MANUFACTURING EXECUTIVES LEAVE – THE INFORMATION
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Bullish now Elon can get back to work without these barnacles
We are so cooked
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TELLS U.S. SUPREME COURT IT CONTINUES TO SEEK HALT OF JUDGE'S ORDER THAT REQUIRED IT TO FULLY FUND FOOD AID THIS MONTH FOR 42 MILLION AMERICANS
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
We are so cooked
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Tesla falling behind other names today, doubt it stays that way
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Tesla falling behind other names today, doubt it stays that way
I hate Schumer and this really just seals the deal that he is no better than any Republican. What are the odds that all 8 yes votes are not going for reelection and how many votes were needed? What a coincidence! Fuck you @schumer.senate.gov
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I hate Schumer and this really just seals the deal that he is no better than any Republican. What are the odds that all 8 yes votes are not going for reelection and how many votes were needed? What a coincidence! Fuck you @schumer.senate.gov
Bet hey let’s open the government and get nothing in return
POLITICO: “.. Among those who received the ‘full, complete and unconditional’ pardons were Rudy Giuliani .. Mark Meadows, .. John Eastman and Kenneth Chesebro, .. Boris Epshteyn .. and Sidney Powell ..”
@politico.com @kyledcheney.bsky.social
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@politico.com @kyledcheney.bsky.social
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November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Bet hey let’s open the government and get nothing in return
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Senate Democrats are a form of Republican. They are surrounded by billionaires, they talk to billionaires every day to raise money and they get their advice from staffers and consultants who long ago cooked their brains on X.
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Senate Democrats are a form of Republican. They are surrounded by billionaires, they talk to billionaires every day to raise money and they get their advice from staffers and consultants who long ago cooked their brains on X.
Hint because Obama is one of them, he is the face of the ole Dems
Absolutely feckless how Obama pushed having people pay through the nose month after month and get *some* of that money deducted from their tax bill in April, but that's what you get for pushing a Heritage Foundation healthcare plan from 1989 intended to do away with indigent care
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hint because Obama is one of them, he is the face of the ole Dems
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Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.
Fucken @schumer.senate.gov you are a piece of shit
Trump: “looks like we’re getting very close to the shutdown ending.”
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Fucken @schumer.senate.gov you are a piece of shit
I can’t wait for Kyler Murray to be traded to the dolphins lmao, history repeats 😂
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I can’t wait for Kyler Murray to be traded to the dolphins lmao, history repeats 😂
Almost there Donny! You are right don’t pay the insurance companies, we all pay the government and the government pays the hospitals!
PAY THE PEOPLE, NOT THE INSURANCE COMPANIES!
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Almost there Donny! You are right don’t pay the insurance companies, we all pay the government and the government pays the hospitals!
We should all just expect to have less, maybe a few less items and only one doll.
28% less in price for half of the items - Art of The Deal
fortune.com/2025/11/08/w...
fortune.com/2025/11/08/w...
Trump keeps touting a Thanksgiving meal basket from Walmart that's 25% cheaper. But it has half as many items as last year | Fortune
This year's basket includes just 15 items compared to last year's 29. It is missing many dessert items, including a pecan pie, mini marshmallows and muffin mix.
fortune.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
We should all just expect to have less, maybe a few less items and only one doll.