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Joey Langdon

@jlangdon76.bsky.social

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Voted World's Most Concussed Poster Northwest Regional Reporter for TBT News Canadian Correspondent @sickoscommittee.org

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 8h

Is fidone certified crazy ass or is he just white

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 8h

Football is easy. All you need is 1-2 certified crazy ass white boys and you'll be fine. 0 is not enough. 3+ is way too much

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 8h

Inventing CTE 2

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 9h

Ontario is going to have a general strike accidentally when all the unions separately have talks break down.

Federal Liberals and Provincial Tories Roll "Worst Labour Relations Ever"
Asked to leave negotiating table

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

YOU DARE BOO THE BEAUTIFUL CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM. YOU PAY WITH BLOOD! YOU PAY WITH BLOOD!

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 1d

Sportsnet wasn't working so i watched the end of the Jays/Yankees series the way Fox and Sportsnet intended me to, on a screaming tiktok reaction streamer flagrantly breaking copyright with a giant fan on his midsection for some reason

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah this is the kinda shit i would say when i was a catcher that the pitcher would understand despite it making no sense

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 2d

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 2d

Thats basically what i did. My team is just members of the committee + my friends + random podcasters + my pets names

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 2d

Make it in SMB4 so you can join the XBL Cup with it!

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 2d

Sunderland Til I Die was fantastic

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 3d

Wadde hadde dudde da?

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 4d

1 point for a tie!

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 4d

"All thoughts and prayers to our friend, the moron who got stung by wasps while punching a wasp nest" is still a valid statement i suppose

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 5d

I've seen this video 10000 times and i still cant get over that guy's neckerchief situation

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 5d

The commentators in this F1 Academy race sound like they got the assignment 5 minutes ago

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 5d

Arthur getting pineapple on his deep dish

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 5d

Liz Truss?

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 5d

The best 12th album is Alexonsfire's Old Crows/Young Cardinals.

You may ask "how is that the best 12th album, it's only their 4th" but that's where you're wrong. Watch Out!! and Crisis are so good they count as 5 albums each

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 6d

Turning into @edzitron.com but for when AI makes mistakes about my CanCon hyperfixafion

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 6d

Thats the most maddening thing brigit. The ad starts with a clip of You're Beautiful and then SWITCHES TO TAL BACHMAN

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 6d

Funny

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 6d

Is this the Canadian's curse to know who Tal Bachman is

This is turning me inside out

This is more baffling than anything has ever been in my life.

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 6d

I'M LOSING MY MIND

IS THE SUBTEXT THAT GOOGLE AI GOT JAMES BLUNT AND TAL BACHMAN MIXED UP

HOW DID THIS GET THROUGH THE MILLION LAYERS OF FOCUS GROUPS WITH NOBODY NOTICING

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