jmalmsten
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jmalmsten
@jmalmsten.com
Pastafarian Minister, Dudedist Monk, Novelty Scottish Lord. Freeze Frame Enthusiast.
Loves filmmaking and general silliness

Currently in Jämtland, Sweden.

I usually use he/him. But I'll accept Lord, milord or a simple sod-off if you are so inclined.
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Reader beware. I am actually a failed youtuber that'll use the fame and clout I gain on bsky to market my coming silly video experiments to.

All in good fun of course!
Yes, but.. what manner of fish do they even expect to catch with these??
Why are there no mecha fishing shows?
This should have been the whole anime.
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
When someone gets a bonus that equals the DoD budget, The naive part of me starts to wonder... When does the trickle down thing start?
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Though... 3*0 still equals 0. :)
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Real life is turning more and more into a Kojima game...
When the U.S. military tested their AI human-movement recognition robot on a group of Marines, all of them managed to approach it undetected. One was disguised as a fir tree; another somersaulted for 300 metres; two hid under a cardboard box and giggled the whole distance.
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is what todays streaming market has driven me to.

I see something I want to see. I sign up, and I immediately cancel.

I do not want forgotten subscriptions to just leach my bank account.
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Why is it that so often that a simple innocent want in the free and open OS world ends with

"you shouldn't want to do that"?

www.reddit.com/r/Fedora/com...
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If you haven't already, do yourself a treat, and start watching Senritsu Kaiki File KOWASUGI!

youtube.com/playlist?lis...
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
As I recently revived an SSD that has tens of thousands of sound effects.. I wonder. Is there really no FOSS tool for organizing sound clips like these? So I can just go through them one by one and tag them with multiple tags so it's easy to find footstep in high heels in semidry mud?
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I find it a bit ironic, that I moved away from Windows because of how much it pushed AI-tools on me. Now I'm on Linux... and I find myself unable to do most basic stuff, Like installing apps... without conversing with AI tools. Is that progress?
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It's Halloween , and I want to remind people of that one time a french TV crew got Lynch to talk about his music project.

"PASCAL! PASCAL!"

youtu.be/kgl5KDSm5v4
David Lynch weird interview for french TV 2002
YouTube video by NafouteVHS
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Mere days after switching from Rocky Linux to Fedora 42, I get a notification that Fedora 43 is available.

I am cautious... Will Resolve work in this new shiny promised environment?

Anyone out there that already tried?
October 31, 2025 at 9:12 AM
So, verdicts.

- One, amazing.
- One really friggin good.
- Rest, mostly rehashed concepts without real... uh... vision,
- One that I would strongly suspect was made by AI, but I've seen Polygon Pictures things before. I just don't think they watch anything outside of their own output.
October 31, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Also... I am a bit baffled that the only english subs that are available are Hard of Hearing Dubtitles.

I just want to know what they are saying, I can hear them sighing and theclothes rustling.
Noone asked, but I am watching the new season of Star Wars Visions, in japanese, with english subs.. AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED!!!
October 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Noone asked, but I am watching the new season of Star Wars Visions, in japanese, with english subs.. AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED!!!
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Random thought. Since the Demon Core was basically a ball inside a couple of half spheres. Could one maybe use it as a weapon in a, say, medieval setting? No timetraveling or dimensional shenanigans. Just smelting and lots of disposable humans?
October 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
As the fedora thing is installing, I see this. Yes, it's v42.. but still. I take this as another sign that maybe this is the DE I am supposed to use...

Though... As a lifelong Hitchhiker's Guide nerd, i must admit, that was really a nice touch.
October 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Alright. I'm now venturing out. I am going to try out Fedora on my laptop (formerly running Mint) to see how I like it... Before moving my main edit bay desktop (currently running Rocky 8.10) over to it... Why? Because I like being able to run stuff other than Resolve...
October 27, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Well... It happened. Nr one thousand. Is that an achievement or a sign to take a pause? 163 followers, and I think some of them, maybe, are human.

We'll see what happens.

Work has started, at least, on the Advent Calendar, after many a conceptual redesigns.
October 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
A question for english speakers the world over. Why do you keep "depressing" buttons? What is the motivation there? To an outsider, like myself, it does seem strangely, needlessly psychologically sadistic.
October 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
In case your Youtube Algorithm has yet to recommend it to you, Garth friggin Marenghi has a goddamn youtube channel!

If you pardon my french, as in, my swearing.

youtu.be/Gr8VyBOaj7k?...

#GarthMarenghi
GARTH MARENGHI’S SKULL-FLUSHER Trailer
YouTube video by Garth Marenghi
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Have I mentioned yet, that the worst thing about running Linux on my machines is all the moon logic involved when doing something high brained advanced as... installing an app...
October 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Apparently, I'm soon reaching my thousandth post. How do one celebrate that achievement? Bear in mind, grass ain't all that it is cracked up to be on the autumn Sweden.
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
And, if someone asks. I only consume smut made by real human beings. LIKE THEM FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED!
October 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Part of me is a bit disappointed that there are no readily available lyrics for Navajo Joe. :/

music.youtube.com/watch?v=1iKK...
Navajo Joe (From "Navajo Joe")
YouTube video by Ennio Morricone - Topic
music.youtube.com
October 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
30 years after it started airing, I am now, finally, watching the first season of the show I only knew of as a fan of Harlan Ellison, snippets on TV when I was 10 or so... And this short classic exchange:

youtu.be/vpb1OXvNNMc?...
spaced -Babylon 5
YouTube video by imaElSparko
youtu.be
October 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM