Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary
@jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social
Radical Robsonian.
My Skims 5” stretch boxer briefs are so versatile and comfortable.
My Skims 5” stretch boxer briefs are so versatile and comfortable.
Pinned
Turns out it was never that the Wolves owned Denver; it was just whatever team Nickeil happened to play for.
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Turns out it was never that the Wolves owned Denver; it was just whatever team Nickeil happened to play for.
I was scoreboard watching, didn't realize Luka was out.
The Celtics are currently the 3rd-best offense in the NBA (raw NBA numbers, not Cleaning the Glass).
If they complete this shit-kicking of the Lakers, we may look back on that win a little more favorably.
If they complete this shit-kicking of the Lakers, we may look back on that win a little more favorably.
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I was scoreboard watching, didn't realize Luka was out.
The Celtics are currently the 3rd-best offense in the NBA (raw NBA numbers, not Cleaning the Glass).
If they complete this shit-kicking of the Lakers, we may look back on that win a little more favorably.
If they complete this shit-kicking of the Lakers, we may look back on that win a little more favorably.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The Celtics are currently the 3rd-best offense in the NBA (raw NBA numbers, not Cleaning the Glass).
If they complete this shit-kicking of the Lakers, we may look back on that win a little more favorably.
If they complete this shit-kicking of the Lakers, we may look back on that win a little more favorably.
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I understand that the last 2 games weren't great watches and they could have easily lost them
BUT the consternation about "playing down to opponents" is more of a minor annoyance than a bright red panic alarm when you consider they're 12-1 against sub-500 teams
BUT the consternation about "playing down to opponents" is more of a minor annoyance than a bright red panic alarm when you consider they're 12-1 against sub-500 teams
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I understand that the last 2 games weren't great watches and they could have easily lost them
BUT the consternation about "playing down to opponents" is more of a minor annoyance than a bright red panic alarm when you consider they're 12-1 against sub-500 teams
BUT the consternation about "playing down to opponents" is more of a minor annoyance than a bright red panic alarm when you consider they're 12-1 against sub-500 teams
The Timberwolves will now play the team with the worst vibes in the NBA. A team whose logo is a ship—and that ship is currently sinking.
Surely nothing could go wrong.
Surely nothing could go wrong.
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The Timberwolves will now play the team with the worst vibes in the NBA. A team whose logo is a ship—and that ship is currently sinking.
Surely nothing could go wrong.
Surely nothing could go wrong.
Personally didn’t feel like this was a “didn’t come to play” game.
They used a gimmicky defense and we missed a lot of open shots.
They used a gimmicky defense and we missed a lot of open shots.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Personally didn’t feel like this was a “didn’t come to play” game.
They used a gimmicky defense and we missed a lot of open shots.
They used a gimmicky defense and we missed a lot of open shots.
We will see if Jaden has matured mentally based on how he responds to this game.
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
We will see if Jaden has matured mentally based on how he responds to this game.
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It’s Big Jelly hours
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It’s Big Jelly hours
Shannon is like a 2K player who only knows a few of the controls, so he just does the same thing every time.
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Shannon is like a 2K player who only knows a few of the controls, so he just does the same thing every time.
I’m glad Kennedy clarified that it was the head coach challenging, and not some other coach.
(Horton made the same point while I was typing this)
(Horton made the same point while I was typing this)
December 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’m glad Kennedy clarified that it was the head coach challenging, and not some other coach.
(Horton made the same point while I was typing this)
(Horton made the same point while I was typing this)
Rudy’s getting 40 tonight lmao
December 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Rudy’s getting 40 tonight lmao
Donte lay on first possession.
Omen of omens.
Omen of omens.
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Donte lay on first possession.
Omen of omens.
Omen of omens.
Anyone else noticing how “size” seems to be a deathknell for Rob Dillingham but a minor inconvenience for Ryan Nembhard?
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Anyone else noticing how “size” seems to be a deathknell for Rob Dillingham but a minor inconvenience for Ryan Nembhard?
One undervalued aspect of a new Britt episode is that we get to find out whether or not the Wolves “cavorted” in their recent games.
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
One undervalued aspect of a new Britt episode is that we get to find out whether or not the Wolves “cavorted” in their recent games.
I’ve been monitoring the situation on WolvesSky today and have arrived at the following conclusion:
Only I have the perfectly nuanced position on the Oklahoma City Thunder. The rest of you are either pathetic, free-throw-loving simps, or sore-losing whiny virgins.
Only I have the perfectly nuanced position on the Oklahoma City Thunder. The rest of you are either pathetic, free-throw-loving simps, or sore-losing whiny virgins.
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’ve been monitoring the situation on WolvesSky today and have arrived at the following conclusion:
Only I have the perfectly nuanced position on the Oklahoma City Thunder. The rest of you are either pathetic, free-throw-loving simps, or sore-losing whiny virgins.
Only I have the perfectly nuanced position on the Oklahoma City Thunder. The rest of you are either pathetic, free-throw-loving simps, or sore-losing whiny virgins.
Chris Paul, Timberwolf?
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Chris Paul, Timberwolf?
I can get belligerent on this account, but at least it is done with self-awareness.
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I can get belligerent on this account, but at least it is done with self-awareness.
Look, this is part of the experience.
If you don’t want them at their OT with the Pelicans, you don’t deserve them at their McDaniels poking Devin Booker in the face.
If you don’t want them at their OT with the Pelicans, you don’t deserve them at their McDaniels poking Devin Booker in the face.
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Look, this is part of the experience.
If you don’t want them at their OT with the Pelicans, you don’t deserve them at their McDaniels poking Devin Booker in the face.
If you don’t want them at their OT with the Pelicans, you don’t deserve them at their McDaniels poking Devin Booker in the face.
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“I love the Minnesota Timberwolves”
a cartoon of a baby sitting on a bed with a worm on the floor
ALT: a cartoon of a baby sitting on a bed with a worm on the floor
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“I love the Minnesota Timberwolves”
Yes, sure. Let’s try to get to a Donte layup with the game on the line. Why not.
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Yes, sure. Let’s try to get to a Donte layup with the game on the line. Why not.
Unbelievable.
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Unbelievable.
Had a youth basketball coaches’ meeting until 8:30 and came home to a very predictable game lmao
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Had a youth basketball coaches’ meeting until 8:30 and came home to a very predictable game lmao
Always worth noting when a shitty team gets absolutely routed the game before playing the Wolves.
Usually due for a prideful bounce-back game.
Usually due for a prideful bounce-back game.
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Always worth noting when a shitty team gets absolutely routed the game before playing the Wolves.
Usually due for a prideful bounce-back game.
Usually due for a prideful bounce-back game.