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Joan Bushur
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They/She/Her I like to think I'm clever. And remotely funny. Don't we all? I also love to think out loud. Don't worry, I heavily edit the voices in my head.
This is some H.A.L.-ass shit. "Jesse! Gabe died!" #HighPotential
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
"Your whole identity is masculine guy." "Thanks, weirdo." "Oh, no." Oh, no!
February 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
"Sawyer." "God rest his soul." "Maybe you'll find your joy in prison." #WillTrent
February 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
"Hey sexy, send me a selfie." "She's not talking about that kind of selfie." "Oh. Oh my. That's...forward." "It was her." "I knew I didn't like that woman." #WillTrent
February 4, 2026 at 1:51 AM
"She was waving goodbye with both hands like one of those blow-up things at a used car dealership." #WillTrent
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 AM
"This wasn't me." "He ain't got no manual." "Why did you tell them that?" #WillTrent
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
"If some random woman wants to accuse my client-" "You can say her name--Anna Morello." "Atlanta is the most surveilled city in the nation.""Franklin? What are you doing?" "It's ugly in there. But it's for the good." #WillTrent
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
"You don't know Mishi's work? Where have you been your whole life?" "Not getting arrested?" "Look, he has a mom." Scumbag. Relationships built on a lie don't last. #WillTrent
February 4, 2026 at 1:34 AM
"Where's the manual?" "Did Thomas Edison need a manual when he invented the lightbulb?" "Let me stop you right there. He stole that from Louis Latimer and you threw away the manual." "Yes. I did." #WillTrent
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
"Amanda." "Amanda Chiquita. That's little Amanda." I hear you have x-ray vision. What underwear am I wearing right now?" "Don't amswer that, it's a trick question." "Can you fly? Can he fly?" "What do I do?" "Oh, now you want me to be clairvoyant? Too late." #WillTrent
February 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
"I held this place down for months while you went to find yourself in that town...what was the name of it? Hypocrite, Tennessee?" "That lovely town is Soddy-Daisy." #WillTrent
February 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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recent comm 🐉
#commission
February 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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Tell every member of Congress as loud as you can: Defund ICE!
Tell Congress: Defund ICE if reforms are not met
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
February 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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According to FOX 9, a Minneapolis federal judge demanded to know why DOJ is missing deadlines & AUSA Julie Le said, "The system sucks, this job sucks" & asked to be held in contempt so she could sleep.

PACER shows she got assigned to defend the govt in 88+ cases since Operation Metro Surge started.
February 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551/
February 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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This is just sad.
Nancy Mace Dragged After Damning Profile Reveals The Lengths She Went To Be 'Hottest Woman In Congress'
www.comicsands.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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Sen. Mitch McConnell checked himself into a local hospital “in an abundance of caution” after experiencing “flu-like symptoms,” a spokesperson said
McConnell hospitalized
Live updates and analysis from POLITICO’s Congress team.
www.politico.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.
DHS Hunts Down 67-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Who Criticized Them in Email
The Department of Homeland Security is using a little-known tool to go after its critics.
newrepublic.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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“The insidious liberal bias in music, movies, literature, and television is just the tip of the iceberg,” said Nashville, TN, resident Drew Cardona
Conservatives Boycott All Forms Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—Decrying the un-American nature of any activity intended to provide amusement or the slightest bit of diversion, conservatives across the country announced an immediate boycott Tuesday of a...
theonion.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Get you some Faith! The only thing I'm not down with is her using her AUNT'S name. Very unsexy. #WillTrent
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
"You out there telling them your real government name and your job working for the government." He's...extraordinarily hot. #WillTrent
February 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Stupid to kill him. "Why did this happen to my branch? This is so unfair." "I'm sure the dead guy feels the same." "What if it's a superpower?" "What if it's normal eyesight?" #WillTrent
February 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM
MONICA! AGAIN. #TheRookie
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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minor octopath spoilers: an entire storyline so far seems to be “wealthy and exploitative capitalists should be destroyed” and somehow the person following through is meant to be the villain?!
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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Covered Bridge #Photography
February 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM