Joan Bushur
@joanb.bsky.social
They/She/Her I like to think I'm clever. And remotely funny. Don't we all? I also love to think out loud. Don't worry, I heavily edit the voices in my head.
"You're also gonna need more boxes." "Arrest me, but make it sexy!" HAHAHAHAHA! #TheRookie
January 7, 2026 at 4:00 AM
"You're also gonna need more boxes." "Arrest me, but make it sexy!" HAHAHAHAHA! #TheRookie
He did this without talking to his wife? #TheRookie
January 7, 2026 at 3:58 AM
He did this without talking to his wife? #TheRookie
"Anything to get out of the seventh circle of hell that is Shangri-La." #TheRookie
January 7, 2026 at 3:57 AM
"Anything to get out of the seventh circle of hell that is Shangri-La." #TheRookie
"I have kids and a desire to stay married." #TheRookie
January 7, 2026 at 3:55 AM
"I have kids and a desire to stay married." #TheRookie
"You got my husband shot." "That was not my intention." "Tell that to my ass." #TheRookie
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 AM
"You got my husband shot." "That was not my intention." "Tell that to my ass." #TheRookie
Annnnnndddddddd Monica"the Agent of Chaos" gets away in the chaos. #TheRookie
January 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Annnnnndddddddd Monica"the Agent of Chaos" gets away in the chaos. #TheRookie
"Disagree. Monica is pure lizard brain." #TheRookie
January 7, 2026 at 3:44 AM
"Disagree. Monica is pure lizard brain." #TheRookie
Well, I know how Texas is getting out of that parking lot. #TheRookie
January 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Well, I know how Texas is getting out of that parking lot. #TheRookie
That fight wasn't organic at all. #TheRookie
January 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
That fight wasn't organic at all. #TheRookie
"That doesn't surprise me. You are uniquely hateable." "That's sweet." #TheRookie
January 7, 2026 at 3:28 AM
"That doesn't surprise me. You are uniquely hateable." "That's sweet." #TheRookie
"I mean, was he dropped on his head as a child?" #TheRookie
January 7, 2026 at 3:19 AM
"I mean, was he dropped on his head as a child?" #TheRookie
What the fuck
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
in how many "law enforcement operations" are damn near 100 people killed?
January 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
LA DOT would say “too hard, won’t do” and then city council would throw up their hands and give LAPD another million dollars
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Commissioners and artists, be aware of this if you use the PayPal
January 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
"Is that velvet?" "Strippers vs. Clowns" "Who won?" "Strippers, obviously. By the way, crime clowns are the creepiest clowns." #TheRookie
January 7, 2026 at 3:05 AM
"Is that velvet?" "Strippers vs. Clowns" "Who won?" "Strippers, obviously. By the way, crime clowns are the creepiest clowns." #TheRookie
January 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
January 7, 2026 at 3:02 AM
"Time to die." They faked it! It's obviously fake! He's too narcisstic to kill himself! #WillTrent
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
"Time to die." They faked it! It's obviously fake! He's too narcisstic to kill himself! #WillTrent
"Caleb, cliched though he may be, is surprisingly good at his job." #WillTrent
January 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
"Caleb, cliched though he may be, is surprisingly good at his job." #WillTrent
"He took my son. I'm taking his." #WillTrent
January 7, 2026 at 1:57 AM
"He took my son. I'm taking his." #WillTrent
Oh, man this is gonna be a two-parter, isn't it? #WillTrent
January 7, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Oh, man this is gonna be a two-parter, isn't it? #WillTrent
"You didn't create him." "No. But he created me. He put me in that trash can. This man has dictated my life from the moment he was born." #WillTrent
January 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
"You didn't create him." "No. But he created me. He put me in that trash can. This man has dictated my life from the moment he was born." #WillTrent
"I don't know, that's a lot of hyphens." "Is that story even true?" "Who cares?" #WillTrent
January 7, 2026 at 1:50 AM
"I don't know, that's a lot of hyphens." "Is that story even true?" "Who cares?" #WillTrent
"Men are pigs!" I love him. #WillTrent
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
"Men are pigs!" I love him. #WillTrent