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John O’Donnell
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 2h
You know it.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 3h
Being the spare in the Ottoman Empire was quite different.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 5h
Does anyone say, “I love you Flash, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth?”

Thought not.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 5h
Way too much fun for some people.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 8h
He makes Charles II of Spain look normal.

I swear The Times are just having a laugh at his expense.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 8h
They have square melons in Japan.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 8h
Black pudding! Come on, make a bloody effort.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 8h
Being a Tory ages you, amongst other things.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 8h
Yep. I have my suspicions on why he’s pro-incest, and they are in that photo.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 8h
He’s 25, allegedly.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 9h
He will explode like Mr Creosote, and it will be televised.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 9h
He would have got his comeuppance when nobody would frequent his village shop, therefore pushing him into poverty.

It had a happy ending.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 9h
I always had Geoff Boycott doing evictions, like his famous namesake was wont to do, and wacking recalcitrant tenants round the head with a cricket bat.

Might be too close to what he’s really like though.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 9h
I hope he isn’t wearing mixed fibres, because in Leviticus that is punishable by death.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 9h
I think that should be de rigueur for any Tory.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 10h
Apparently he is 25, and even considering the fact that being a Tory ages you, does make me suspicious that his pro-incest stance is because he’s the result.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 10h
A young Tory is anyone under sixty.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 10h
He’s pro-incest, you will not be surprised to learn.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 11h
Twas the summer of ‘69.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 12h
Oh God, I’ve just found out the first one wants to legalise incest.

The Inspector looks unsurprised.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 12h
Chiswick, Southwark, Holborn, Ruislip.

My favourite was an Australian tourist trying to pronounce Knightsbridge, it all went completely Monty Python.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 12h
Chiswick.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 12h
“Well Inspector, what do you think of these four?”

“Nonce, nonce, nonce, and she traffics women for the purposes of prostitution. Am I right?”
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 1d
Do they get really executed like traitors? If so, I have a pretty long list.
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