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Jodie Bastard
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Im Jodie Bastard and I support the latino firemen dropping acid on the moon
24,Halfrican American, Bi, Trans, Poly/Open
@mayhemcircus.bsky.social is my conjoined sapphic flesh
Pinned
yo im jodie bastard my favorite things are
-kill the past
-hylics
-psychonauts
-homestuck
-sonic
-fear and hunger
-jojos bizarre adventure
-mob psycho 100
-lovedelic games
-pokemon
-katamari
-mother
-SMT
-fire emblem
-HxH
-rpgmaker games
-garten of banban
& Many other weird dumb things!! 💙💙💙
ps3 and ps4 emulation still too dookie to emulate knack thts so unfortunate
i have no way to experience knack and i actually genuinely really want to
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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This is INSANE news for platform fighter players lol
Steam just got Switch 2 Pro Controller support, as well as GameCube via Wii U adapter.

buff.ly/XFaacVE
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
there is no uglier place i can imagine on planet earth than the white house
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Fuck this random grunt in particular I guess
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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fang, december 19 2023
August 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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we’re about to start seeing a lot of “here’s a cost effective meal your grandparents made during the great depression”
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.

Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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it's kinda funny to me how the counter to earth benders they came up with was "lock them in a metal box" which, granted, would also work on me
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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People in the UK aren't getting transphobia from weird niche online communities.

They're getting it from the prime minister, the BBC, politicians and the newspapers in every newsagents in the country.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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I learned how to blow up a mouse for this #marketing buy the game
This fest is a rat's paradise! Get Rules & Rodents: store.steampowered.com/app/2923230/... #ratgame
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Odette up to some Halloween mischief, as usual ⭕🤷‍♀️⭕

#deadestate #titobeanszart
October 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Happy Halloween from Cordelia
#deadestate #cordelia
October 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Welcome!

#deadestate
October 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Splash Woman
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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you can honey nut anything, not just cheerios. It's illegal but you can do it with a special kit
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
alternia is so fucked, though i actually do like reading about troll racism n seeing how its dealt with differently between characters
mk now ive read volumes 1-3 of the hiveswap friendsim, yeah this is fucking awesome & really nice actually seeing other alternians not of relation to the main 12 in homestuck its still funny and totally also has a lot more worldbuilding going on tht always makes for rlly interesting shit to think on
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
mk now ive read volumes 1-3 of the hiveswap friendsim, yeah this is fucking awesome & really nice actually seeing other alternians not of relation to the main 12 in homestuck its still funny and totally also has a lot more worldbuilding going on tht always makes for rlly interesting shit to think on
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":

".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."

@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Oscar Isaac Was ‘Not So Open to Working With Disney’ After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension, Said He’d Return to ‘Star Wars’ if Disney Does ‘Not Succumb to Fascism’
Oscar Isaac was not open to working with Disney after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and will only return to 'Star Wars' if the studio avoids fascism.
variety.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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can't believe knorr has decided the best ad strategy for their bouillon products is to neg their customers about having shitty dicks and tell them that eating soup is better than any sex they'd ever have anyway. what an amazing timeline.
This is a YouTube commercial ad for soup cubes.
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Companies are using femdom as a marketing tactic now.
can't believe knorr has decided the best ad strategy for their bouillon products is to neg their customers about having shitty dicks and tell them that eating soup is better than any sex they'd ever have anyway. what an amazing timeline.
This is a YouTube commercial ad for soup cubes.
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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next time i peep this series again i'mma play 4 Empires i used to play the demo of 8 Empires a lot in high school
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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I'm glad my metamours are no longer living in a place in which the neighbors sound like the koichi vs kira fight
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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now playing
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM