Kyle Marquis
@moochava.bsky.social
he/him. Writer and game designer. Silverworld, V:TM—Night Road, Pon Para. Werewolf: The Apocalypse — The Book of Hungry Names is out now! https://www.choiceofgames.com/werewolf-the-apocalypse/book-of-hungry-names/
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Kyle Marquis
@moochava.bsky.social
· Oct 22
Werewolf: The Apocalypse — The Book of Hungry Names
Save the living earth with Rage and spirit! Can your shattered werewolf pack defeat a Wyrm Spirit who manifests as a lie that you want to believe?
www.choiceofgames.com
Werewolf: The Apocalypse — The Book of Hungry Names is a horror text adventure set in the World of Darkness. Face monsters and mysteries as a werewolf determined to rebuild a shattered pack. Play the first five chapters for free!
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DM: okay, we're gonna have a good, player driven experience.
Me, playing a barbarian with 5 intelligence and 6 charisma: of course
Me, playing a barbarian with 5 intelligence and 6 charisma: of course
April 22, 2024 at 11:01 PM
DM: okay, we're gonna have a good, player driven experience.
Me, playing a barbarian with 5 intelligence and 6 charisma: of course
Me, playing a barbarian with 5 intelligence and 6 charisma: of course
What the fuck is anyone talking about?
February 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
What the fuck is anyone talking about?
Fascinating to watch the checks clear in real time.
February 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Fascinating to watch the checks clear in real time.
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When AOL and Prodigy started taking off in the early 90s, our neighbor bought a bunch of cement slab and busted it up and sold it online as "Real Pieces of the Berlin Wall" and "Real Pieces of the Great Wall of China" and that guy realized what the internet was gonna be before everyone else
June 22, 2024 at 5:15 PM
When AOL and Prodigy started taking off in the early 90s, our neighbor bought a bunch of cement slab and busted it up and sold it online as "Real Pieces of the Berlin Wall" and "Real Pieces of the Great Wall of China" and that guy realized what the internet was gonna be before everyone else
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hits a little different in 2026
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
hits a little different in 2026
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Everything the House passes is called some shit like the PROTECT Act and it makes it illegal to vote or have a bank account if you can't prove that you're genetically Christian.
February 12, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Everything the House passes is called some shit like the PROTECT Act and it makes it illegal to vote or have a bank account if you can't prove that you're genetically Christian.
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HIRING MANAGER: Can you explain this gap on your resume?
ME: I was going through an alchemical process.
HIRING MANAGER: Which one?
ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me.
OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?
ME: I was going through an alchemical process.
HIRING MANAGER: Which one?
ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me.
OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?
February 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
HIRING MANAGER: Can you explain this gap on your resume?
ME: I was going through an alchemical process.
HIRING MANAGER: Which one?
ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me.
OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?
ME: I was going through an alchemical process.
HIRING MANAGER: Which one?
ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me.
OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?
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There’s one of these YOU ARE BEING RECORDED things in the parking lot of the grocery store where deodorant is behind locked glass and an armed security guard checks every receipt on the way out. People normalize our gradual dystopian shift, but if someone teleported in from 1990 they’d be horrified.
There's a corner house on our street where when you walk down the sidewalk on either side and a loud stentorian voice says HELLO! YOU ARE BEING RECORDED! It's very creepy in a neighborhood where children constantly walk around on sidewalks
February 12, 2026 at 9:13 AM
There’s one of these YOU ARE BEING RECORDED things in the parking lot of the grocery store where deodorant is behind locked glass and an armed security guard checks every receipt on the way out. People normalize our gradual dystopian shift, but if someone teleported in from 1990 they’d be horrified.
slightly worried that it's me (hick town)
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
slightly worried that it's me (hick town)
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don't worry, the pizza only looks like this for six months of the year
Eldofninn pizzeria; Grímsbær by Bustaðaveg, Efstaland 26, 108 Reykjavík, Iceland https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=64.1221956%2C-21.8752163&query_place_id=ChIJjWun5KZ01kgRW5imwZuw5zU
February 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
don't worry, the pizza only looks like this for six months of the year
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If you want people to be 'reasonable' about a subject, I highly recommend not stealing from them, attempting to coerce them into using a mutilated mockery of their own stolen goods and then sniggering that this will ruin their livelihood.
February 12, 2026 at 12:39 PM
If you want people to be 'reasonable' about a subject, I highly recommend not stealing from them, attempting to coerce them into using a mutilated mockery of their own stolen goods and then sniggering that this will ruin their livelihood.
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there is absolutely no way that management laid off "most" of the devs that made a game two weeks after it came out, unless they were already planning to kill off the game before it launched
which means they maliciously lied to their own employees for months, if not years
which means they maliciously lied to their own employees for months, if not years
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 AM
there is absolutely no way that management laid off "most" of the devs that made a game two weeks after it came out, unless they were already planning to kill off the game before it launched
which means they maliciously lied to their own employees for months, if not years
which means they maliciously lied to their own employees for months, if not years
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When you see this icon:
💿
Bluesky is saving your progress. Do not turn off your device while the icon is showing or your save file may be corrupted.
You can adjust autosave frequency in the Settings menu.
💿
Bluesky is saving your progress. Do not turn off your device while the icon is showing or your save file may be corrupted.
You can adjust autosave frequency in the Settings menu.
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 PM
When you see this icon:
💿
Bluesky is saving your progress. Do not turn off your device while the icon is showing or your save file may be corrupted.
You can adjust autosave frequency in the Settings menu.
💿
Bluesky is saving your progress. Do not turn off your device while the icon is showing or your save file may be corrupted.
You can adjust autosave frequency in the Settings menu.
This is true and I'll go further and say attempts by AI boosters to have a conversation are probably attempts to confuse what is true ("AI" is a top-to-bottom scam run by fascists and swindlers) with a fantasy or a nice little story about what could be. The conversation is part of the con.
One thing I find very frustrating about this convo is that it IS possible to build AI/LLM tech that is open, interoperable, pluralistic, publicly transparent, & less resource-intensive. Instead it's being specifically designed and funded by technocrats, turbofascists & drug-addled con men
There is still a strain of populist critical AI discourse that holds the technology is fundamentally worthless or fatally flawed. I think
Chris Hayes is at least right to call that a dead end.
Chris Hayes is at least right to call that a dead end.
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
This is true and I'll go further and say attempts by AI boosters to have a conversation are probably attempts to confuse what is true ("AI" is a top-to-bottom scam run by fascists and swindlers) with a fantasy or a nice little story about what could be. The conversation is part of the con.
They're gonna announce this every couple of months so the press stops paying attention while not changing anything they do
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Federal authorities announce end to Minnesota immigration crackdown that led to mass detentions, protests and two deaths.
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
They're gonna announce this every couple of months so the press stops paying attention while not changing anything they do
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What this tells me is I should be getting together every other weekend with friends to balance the books on a McDonald's franchise. We could do it in character or we could just focus on the stats and the random encounters.
When reading this article, consider the median average revenue of a single McDonald's location in 2021 was $3.3 million. There are four RPG companies in the world that bring in meaningfully more money than a single McDonald's. Lots of incredible companies bring in way less than a single McDonald's.
Five Tiers of RPG Publishing
Hasbro’s annual earnings came out this week, so I took a look. It is truly staggering how much Wizards of the Coast has changed the company since they were acquired; when looking at unadjusted earnings the Wizards of the Coast and Digital Games division was the only…
Hasbro’s annual earnings came out this week, so I took a look. It is truly staggering how much Wizards of the Coast has changed the company since they were acquired; when looking at unadjusted earnings the Wizards of the Coast and Digital Games division was the only…
February 12, 2026 at 3:24 AM
What this tells me is I should be getting together every other weekend with friends to balance the books on a McDonald's franchise. We could do it in character or we could just focus on the stats and the random encounters.
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what the hell do you mean, my problem "isn't in the DSA's purview". You're the ones always saying a better world is possible. Well, in this world, a giant centipede is fucking my wife. Clattering, squelching, rasping bellows of orgasmic triumph. Getting hissed at by a six foot arthropod lothario
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
what the hell do you mean, my problem "isn't in the DSA's purview". You're the ones always saying a better world is possible. Well, in this world, a giant centipede is fucking my wife. Clattering, squelching, rasping bellows of orgasmic triumph. Getting hissed at by a six foot arthropod lothario
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There's a certain jazzy piano riff they play on Unsolved Mysteries segments about con men that's much lower stakes than their usual music and lets you know that on some level they condone what these con men have done.
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
There's a certain jazzy piano riff they play on Unsolved Mysteries segments about con men that's much lower stakes than their usual music and lets you know that on some level they condone what these con men have done.
Girlfriend head cold level: watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Girlfriend head cold level: watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail
When I was six I wanted to see Spaceballs but I was afraid it was going to be scary, but my dad assured me it would be funny. And it WAS funny until the very end with the alien chestbuster parody, through which I screamed and screamed while my dad laughed and laughed.
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
When I was six I wanted to see Spaceballs but I was afraid it was going to be scary, but my dad assured me it would be funny. And it WAS funny until the very end with the alien chestbuster parody, through which I screamed and screamed while my dad laughed and laughed.
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I'll love you with the desperation of a writer trying to remember a word, a better word, THE word.
February 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I'll love you with the desperation of a writer trying to remember a word, a better word, THE word.
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I've said this before, but when Texas himbo Rick Perry said supply and demand was when "you put the supply out there and the demand will follow," everyone laughed at him, but that's how rich people think the economy is supposed to work. That's how they make it work.
Yes to this whole thread but especially this part. The idea that we have some kind of collective social responsibility to find a use for these products because companies have already invested so much money in them is the exact inverse of how a healthy economy should function.
This notion of having to collaboratively Fizzy Lifting Drink it into being even if you're Just Some Guy (i.e. me) is SV brain investor cope and a hangover from when the only thing these same guys were selling was "look how many people are playing in MY ball pit". Just My 2 Cebts
February 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I've said this before, but when Texas himbo Rick Perry said supply and demand was when "you put the supply out there and the demand will follow," everyone laughed at him, but that's how rich people think the economy is supposed to work. That's how they make it work.
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Yes to this whole thread but especially this part. The idea that we have some kind of collective social responsibility to find a use for these products because companies have already invested so much money in them is the exact inverse of how a healthy economy should function.
This notion of having to collaboratively Fizzy Lifting Drink it into being even if you're Just Some Guy (i.e. me) is SV brain investor cope and a hangover from when the only thing these same guys were selling was "look how many people are playing in MY ball pit". Just My 2 Cebts
February 11, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Yes to this whole thread but especially this part. The idea that we have some kind of collective social responsibility to find a use for these products because companies have already invested so much money in them is the exact inverse of how a healthy economy should function.