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Kyle Marquis
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he/him. Writer and game designer. Silverworld, V:TM—Night Road, Pon Para. Werewolf: The Apocalypse — The Book of Hungry Names is out now! https://www.choiceofgames.com/werewolf-the-apocalypse/book-of-hungry-names/
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Werewolf: The Apocalypse — The Book of Hungry Names is a horror text adventure set in the World of Darkness. Face monsters and mysteries as a werewolf determined to rebuild a shattered pack. Play the first five chapters for free!
Werewolf: The Apocalypse — The Book of Hungry Names
Save the living earth with Rage and spirit! Can your shattered werewolf pack defeat a Wyrm Spirit who manifests as a lie that you want to believe?
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When you're a kid and everything is bad, you run away from home. Grace Cather just did, crashing the weirdest club in LA, finding a group of girls to hang with and a house to stay in.

Only that house has been waiting for someone just like her.

My Gifts Are Hungry, crowdfunding soon.

#booksky
February 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Mother: so you run a school?

Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy

Mother: but it’s a real school right?

Xavier: oh my yes

Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill

Xavier: oh no he certainly will

Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it

Xavier: oh no he certainly will
February 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Jaywalking in the United States is a made up "crime" that was literally a psyop campaign....

funded by automakers

because their cars were killing pedestrians

So they turned it back around on the victims. "Jay" was a negative slang at the time for someone who was a gullible rural person.
I'm not especially opposed to driverless cabs, but I'm fucked if I'm giving up my ancestral British right to cross the road anywhere if it's safe for me to do so. "Jaywalking" isn't a thing or a crime here, techbros, so your magic cars will have to learn to deal with that.
Politics London discussing driverless taxis casually referring to “jaywalking pedestrians”.

Jaywalking is not a thing in UK law.

Transport for London and Government had better not be asleep at the wheel on this.
February 15, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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I understand why people are doing it but I do not care for the Richard Hanania screenshots. If I cared what the nasty son of Nicolas Cage's character from Longlegs was up to, or thought about current events, I would have written the worst screenplay of all time addressing that very question.
February 15, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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if you asked me to diagnose the western game industry's current problem it would start with "landlords have absorbed basically all disposable income"
February 15, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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"we must secure a future for our white children" my white children are fine!!! what's wrong with your kids, aside from measles??
February 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
This is actually a good test case for my firm but quiet conviction that most executive-level business decisions are based on nothing at all, and a company might as well roll dice and save itself a $350,000 a year salary
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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the packaging for the toys in Toy Story is alive too but nobody cares. it's all suffering at the dump
August 11, 2023 at 2:35 AM
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i'm not gonna stand here and act like antivax ninja turtles is some kinda masterpiece or nothin but i do think you have to admit they would say stuff like that. they would differ in attitude about it. one of em is having fun still, one is more mission oriented. things like this. admit it
February 14, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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learn how to draw heads with the loomis method then apply it by doing something like this in your preferred style. you will Learn
February 14, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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Sadly though, a committed cast and haunting score can only do so much to distract from the film's terribly cheap looking, comically treacherous roads, and a bridge so poorly constructed I spent the whole scene genuinely worried it may collapse under these trucks.

Sorcerer (dir. Friedkin) * /*****
February 14, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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The deal was: they demagogue about “illegal aliens,” they militarize the border, they deport people who get reported by their bosses… but they don’t actually go looking for undocumented workers at farms, in kitchens, or on job sites. It was there to discipline labor, not create a shortage of it.
February 14, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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It's exactly this. Musk never gets called on the fact that he's been 10 years out from a moon colony for the last 16 years; Republicans never get called on anything; why wouldn't CEOs start testing out this new accountability-free zone and just say whatever's convenient to manipulate the moment?
I work in procurement and our vendors have been rolling out AI systems and... it has been a disaster. The AI gets everything wrong and I have to navigate a labyrinthian telephone menu to get to a human to fix it.

This has big "We'll colonize the moon in 10 years!" Musk energy.
February 14, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Checking these dinner reservations we've made to see if any restaurants require or encourage a jacket and even the websites' opening videos show patrons wearing baseball caps at the table. I might as well show up wearing a court sword and opera pumps.
February 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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This is so spot on
February 14, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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in what has turned out to be an excellent prank by 2009 jon, i just got a notification from google calendar that i have "penis surgery" scheduled for today. in the year 2026
February 14, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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Lord of the rings would be an easier watch if they had a Nazgûl live cam in the bottom right corner for those slow moments when you are wondering what the Nazgûl are doing
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Counting down the hours until I'm in New Orleans and I can be outside without instantly freezing solid. Leaving tomorrow.
February 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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Lancelot, le Chevalier de la charrette
February 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Everyone got their marching orders in the group chat and you can look forward to oddly content-free "why is the left irrational?" posts and thinkpieces for the next two weeks
I confess I do not understand why “the left should prepare for the worst case scenario with AI and jobs” seems to have elicited such a strong negative reaction bsky.app/profile/chri...
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 14, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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When I get pizza from the Dominican joint
February 14, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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One of the fun things about forums was that all conversation was at the sufferance of the admin, who would only be known by their handle, something like "big pez"

And their ideosyncrasies would be solely communicated by word-of-mouth.

"Oh you can't post about Belgium, big pez doesn't like that."
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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are we all feeling pretty ambivalent about the new le creuset colorway? forêt has none of timeliness of oyster, nor the pizzaz of shallot
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM