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Joel Canfield

@joelcan.bsky.social

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Ghostwriter, novelist, writer (with my wife) of TV movies and owner of a large dog. https://www.amazon.com/author/joelcanfield

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Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · Nov 20

I'm here. Hi.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 9h

Who did this?

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Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · 9h

Your so wrong

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Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · 15h

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Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · 17h

I BLINKED! I BOUGHT FUN SIZED SNICKERS!!

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Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · 19h

President Construction.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 19h

We are in a serious govt shutdown, but instead of negotiating, Trump posted several pics of his WH bathroom remodel today and now this. He is currently headed to Palm Beach for another golf weekend.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20h

the base salary for members of the house is $174k, which they are still getting during the shutdown. the speaker gets $223k. these are the same people trying to shame others for eating without working.

Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree.bsky.social · 20h

Speaker Johnson officially announces another week off for the House. That means 20 work days in 18 weeks since July 4. The House is currently scheduled to be out the week of Nov. 10. It's not clear if that will change.

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Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · 20h

HIGH ON LIFE! Or maybe death...

Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · 21h

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Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · 21h

Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · 22h

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Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · 1d

Small town fun!

Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · 1d

Same. Shit, when I was a kid, I remember trick or treating at a bar with my cousin because we didn’t know any better. They gave us beer nuts.

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Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · 1d

(we don’t have candy SHHHH)

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Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody comes to our door. NOBODY!

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

Just when I think Pete Hegseth is the worst person in the Trump administration, Kristi Noem says something, and I change my mind, then Pam Bondi says something, then JD Vance says something, then Stephen Miller says something, but then Donald Trump says something. Contest over.

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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 1d

Vance ‘28 has its bumper sticker!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

JD Vance: "The suffering is going to get a lot worse."

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Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · 2d

Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.

Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · 2d

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Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · 2d

Not a disconnect. STUPIDITY.

Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · 2d

Da fuck?

Craig R. Brittain @craigbrittain.com · 2d

JD Vance: "When settlers came to the new world they found widespread child sacrifice. If you go to historical sites where there are brothels and you dig up the bones of women, you will find a lot of children buried with them. Christian civilization ended the practice of child sacrifice."

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Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · 3d

A favorite. Bugs Bunny’s portrayal of an elderly rabbit has never been equaled.

Joel Canfield @joelcan.bsky.social · 3d

Up to some SHENANIGANS

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Shenanigans Game Show with Stubby Kaye 1964

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