Joe Wells
@joewellscomic.bsky.social
Comedian and Writer. On tour in 2025. I do a podcast called Neurodivergent Moments. Free special online. Check it all out here: https://linktr.ee/joewellscomic
We've got a book coming out and I'm super proud of it! It's a bunch of funny autobiographical stories with a neurodivergent theme but it's not in any way inspiring or informative. Pre-orders really help to get it in the charts and to let bookshops know its popular. Link is in my bio.
January 31, 2026 at 1:29 PM
We've got a book coming out and I'm super proud of it! It's a bunch of funny autobiographical stories with a neurodivergent theme but it's not in any way inspiring or informative. Pre-orders really help to get it in the charts and to let bookshops know its popular. Link is in my bio.
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#Winchester! We're part of #COWFEST at The Arc on Saturday 7th February, with @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, Harvey Juggling and @joewellscomic.bsky.social! Yer classic mix of stand-up, storytelling, and wriggling through an unstrung tennis racket!
🎟️ www.arcwinchester.org.uk/event/cowfes...
🎟️ www.arcwinchester.org.uk/event/cowfes...
January 30, 2026 at 10:59 AM
#Winchester! We're part of #COWFEST at The Arc on Saturday 7th February, with @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, Harvey Juggling and @joewellscomic.bsky.social! Yer classic mix of stand-up, storytelling, and wriggling through an unstrung tennis racket!
🎟️ www.arcwinchester.org.uk/event/cowfes...
🎟️ www.arcwinchester.org.uk/event/cowfes...
Parents! Recreate the end of The Truman Show by letting your baby see the monitor screen.
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Parents! Recreate the end of The Truman Show by letting your baby see the monitor screen.
I was reminded today of a spam popup I saw decades ago, the phrasing of which makes me laugh out loud every time I remember it.
It said "would you mind fucking a slag from Southampton?"
It said "would you mind fucking a slag from Southampton?"
January 28, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I was reminded today of a spam popup I saw decades ago, the phrasing of which makes me laugh out loud every time I remember it.
It said "would you mind fucking a slag from Southampton?"
It said "would you mind fucking a slag from Southampton?"
Phone goes off leading to humbling experience.
January 28, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Phone goes off leading to humbling experience.
Me, trying to flirt with a famous pop star: "So, is there a Lord Gaga?"
January 24, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Me, trying to flirt with a famous pop star: "So, is there a Lord Gaga?"
Here's a quick lesson in why you should be careful pretending to know about history.
January 23, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Here's a quick lesson in why you should be careful pretending to know about history.
Fucking hell, train travel is expensive. I mainly drive so had forgotten/its got expensive since I last used it. Just short of £100 for a day return from Portsmouth to london (plus my tube) it costs about £30 in petrol.
January 21, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Fucking hell, train travel is expensive. I mainly drive so had forgotten/its got expensive since I last used it. Just short of £100 for a day return from Portsmouth to london (plus my tube) it costs about £30 in petrol.
Accidentally put e40 cream on my baby instead of e45 and now she keeps telling me when to go.
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Accidentally put e40 cream on my baby instead of e45 and now she keeps telling me when to go.
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ME (Terrified, tearfully repeating this over and over again under my duvet):
January 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
ME (Terrified, tearfully repeating this over and over again under my duvet):
My daughter was bought the Muppets Christmas Carol book for christmas and I am sorry to tell you they have ruined the best bit.
December 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
My daughter was bought the Muppets Christmas Carol book for christmas and I am sorry to tell you they have ruined the best bit.
Mate, I know what bread is!
December 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Mate, I know what bread is!
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My wife’s family pausing the Christmas music: Your entire life you thought she was singing to a baby Santa?
I mutter something about magic and boss baby. We continue eating in silence.
I mutter something about magic and boss baby. We continue eating in silence.
December 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My wife’s family pausing the Christmas music: Your entire life you thought she was singing to a baby Santa?
I mutter something about magic and boss baby. We continue eating in silence.
I mutter something about magic and boss baby. We continue eating in silence.
Did anyone else only just realise that the title of The Darkness's xmas song is a rude joke?
December 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Did anyone else only just realise that the title of The Darkness's xmas song is a rude joke?
Weird to think that we experienced the tiny blip in human history where seeing a picture of something happening meant you knew it actually happened.
December 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Weird to think that we experienced the tiny blip in human history where seeing a picture of something happening meant you knew it actually happened.
Sad to think that the legacy of Little Britain has been tainted now.
December 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Sad to think that the legacy of Little Britain has been tainted now.
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#Worthing! FAMILIES! We're bringing our Christmas Cracker show to the Connaught Theatre on Sunday 14th December. Join us at 11am for festive funnies with @alexanderybennett.bsky.social (MC), Bobble the Christmas Elf and @joewellscomic.bsky.social!
🎟️ wtm.uk/events/comed...
🎟️ wtm.uk/events/comed...
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
#Worthing! FAMILIES! We're bringing our Christmas Cracker show to the Connaught Theatre on Sunday 14th December. Join us at 11am for festive funnies with @alexanderybennett.bsky.social (MC), Bobble the Christmas Elf and @joewellscomic.bsky.social!
🎟️ wtm.uk/events/comed...
🎟️ wtm.uk/events/comed...
The format we use for episode titles on our podcast is "[theme] with [guest]", for example "Masking with Pierre Novellie" or "Family with Rufus Hound". The reason I mention this is we have a new episode out today in which Jonny Donahoe chose the topic of "sleep".
December 5, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The format we use for episode titles on our podcast is "[theme] with [guest]", for example "Masking with Pierre Novellie" or "Family with Rufus Hound". The reason I mention this is we have a new episode out today in which Jonny Donahoe chose the topic of "sleep".
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Chelmsford! Join us at #Chelmsford Theatre on Saturday 1st November to see @turlygod.bsky.social, El Baldiniho, @kathyrivett.bsky.social and @joewellscomic.bsky.social! Jokes! Magic! Funny stories! Mayhap even a decades-old gripe about a tortoise!
🎟️ www.chelmsfordtheatre.co.uk/event/comedy...
🎟️ www.chelmsfordtheatre.co.uk/event/comedy...
October 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Chelmsford! Join us at #Chelmsford Theatre on Saturday 1st November to see @turlygod.bsky.social, El Baldiniho, @kathyrivett.bsky.social and @joewellscomic.bsky.social! Jokes! Magic! Funny stories! Mayhap even a decades-old gripe about a tortoise!
🎟️ www.chelmsfordtheatre.co.uk/event/comedy...
🎟️ www.chelmsfordtheatre.co.uk/event/comedy...
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Well look what we have here! It’s only The Daily Tism’s sketch show, back in audio form with a spooooooky Halloween special!
In this episode, an autistic ghost has some unfinished business, Dr. Frankenstein makes a terrible mistake, and we take on THAT “I Am Autism” ad. Enjoy & tell everyone!
In this episode, an autistic ghost has some unfinished business, Dr. Frankenstein makes a terrible mistake, and we take on THAT “I Am Autism” ad. Enjoy & tell everyone!
The Daily Tism News Halloween Special
Podcast Episode · The Daily Tism News (Audio Version) · 27/10/2025 · 26m
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October 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Well look what we have here! It’s only The Daily Tism’s sketch show, back in audio form with a spooooooky Halloween special!
In this episode, an autistic ghost has some unfinished business, Dr. Frankenstein makes a terrible mistake, and we take on THAT “I Am Autism” ad. Enjoy & tell everyone!
In this episode, an autistic ghost has some unfinished business, Dr. Frankenstein makes a terrible mistake, and we take on THAT “I Am Autism” ad. Enjoy & tell everyone!
Understanding the Drake/Kendrick court case as a Brit
October 22, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Understanding the Drake/Kendrick court case as a Brit
To make a living in the arts we all make some compromises on the purist principles we start out with but fuck me if you ever see that I'm performing for the Saudi government with an agreement I'll only be nice about them then you all have permission to slap me in the face.
October 2, 2025 at 7:38 AM
To make a living in the arts we all make some compromises on the purist principles we start out with but fuck me if you ever see that I'm performing for the Saudi government with an agreement I'll only be nice about them then you all have permission to slap me in the face.
Buddum tish!
And a mop.
September 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Buddum tish!
My hope is that if we do it from her first birthday she will grow up to be excited by, rather than afraid of skeletons. Useful if she ever has to have an x-ray or joins the argonauts.
If she expresses a fear of skeletons, you can assuage them by reminding her that there is already a skeleton inside her.
September 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My hope is that if we do it from her first birthday she will grow up to be excited by, rather than afraid of skeletons. Useful if she ever has to have an x-ray or joins the argonauts.
Good point. Croissant and Dr Pepper for the birthday skeleton!
I would think the birthday skeleton would like something to go with the croissant. Some kind of drink perhaps?
September 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Good point. Croissant and Dr Pepper for the birthday skeleton!