🏁Joey Oblivion🏁
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🏁Joey Oblivion🏁
@joeyoblivion.bsky.social
Currently bass in Femmes Voyous/Yours Sincerely/RATTPOISON & chill dude who does bad bits, machines and plays D&D


Formerly Engineer & Co-Host-With-The-Most-Toast @ Checkered Past: The Ska'd Cast

he/him

www.linktr.ee/joeyoblivion
Just for transparency: @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social is NOT invited to the first meeting of me & @commonsensekid.co.uk's new club, The International Gravy Lovers & Smotherers Club. Not as an honorary member, NOT EVEN AS A GUEST!
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Google just made me a picture collage called "Feline Fine" that included 8 dogs, 5 cats and 1 raccoon and people think we should be making medical decisions with AI
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
They're drowning in oil,

They're drowning in cash,

Well I'm drowning myself in ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If I ever require the use of a Nazi's AI chatbot so that I can purposely say something that isn't funny and makes people uncomfortable at a party because I am so stupid and insecure that I need people to pay attention to me for any reason please just drop a piano or big anvil on my head.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
hell yeah buddy
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
El Blunto para el cumpleañero 🥳
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
oh no they're playing all I want for christmas is you at the bar pls send help
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 AM
🎶Kush is my cologne,
I got many fragrances,
Shit gets so expensive but I hardly have to pay for shit,
Every puff is like a squirt,
smell it all off in my shirt,
Coworkers give me compliments every time I go to work🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Last night at the Rattpoison show this guy dressed as a cowboy appeared during the last handful of songs. He kept trying to talk to our singer (mid-song) which I though was dumb... Until I realized he was trying to share his cool cowboy hat with her (then me). Thanks cowboy hat man, u a real 1!
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
🎶Gravy, gravy night,

Paint your turkey brown and beige,

Look out on a dinners's plate,

The sauce that knows the hunger in my soul🎶
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
rush hour on a Friday is probably a good time to run an insanely long train across 2 major N/S roadways in a million+ person city
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
lol no power in my house (or neighbourhood) possibly for another 3 hours 🤙🤙🤙
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
no kings except maybe this guy
This is Cole. He is a deaf service dog at Dr. William Mennies Elementary School. He just turned 9, and all of his students learned sign language to sing him happy birthday at a massive party. 14/10 for all (IG: colethedeafdog)
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
my D&D group almost exclusively refers to insight rolls as "vibe checks"
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
girls and gays go watch Mem's videos (i'm also gonna watch 'em but you should too)
trying to get my girls and gays rates up with this one 💅
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Why is the internet obsessed with the 1992 Disney musical about the NYC newsboy strike of 1899 and what does it have to do with the worm brain guy?
November 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Disney is rippin' through thier catalogue of animated movies to make into live-action so quickly that within ~5 years they will just release both versions of a movie concurrently in theatre then be perplexed that it didn't make them 2 billion dollars.
November 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Reposted by 🏁Joey Oblivion🏁
HEY! HEY! Have you heard? @skaustengray.bsky.social was on Chris DeMakes A Podcast talking about Gin And Tonic! Thanks to both Chris’s for having me! Check it out wherever you listen to podcasts! #ska #skapunk #punk #poppunk #podcast #chrisdemakes #chrisdemakesappdcast #jokersrepublic
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Searching for the perfect gift for a distinguished gentleman in your life? May I suggest a bespoke custom lighter that matches thier tattoo?
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
❤️🐶❤️
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Reposted by 🏁Joey Oblivion🏁
That's right, make be sure to go fuck yourself if you don't listen to Yours Sincerely
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Kyle never lies on here but go listen to Yours Sincerely just to make be sure

yourssincerely.bandcamp.com/album/anna
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I bet it's a cover of Michael Caine and the feature is Michael Caine
👀 if y’all guess the feature on single three I will literally gift you a sticker

Go ahead try!!!
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM