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Joey Wolf

@joeywolfuk.bsky.social

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My much delayed migration from the other site! @MisterJWolf Gay nerdy London chap. Follow me for my irreverent screaming about videogames, animals, weird culture, media, and leftist politics (sorry). He/Him

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Joey Wolf @joeywolfuk.bsky.social · 2h

Fantastically beautiful.

Joey Wolf @joeywolfuk.bsky.social · 2h

I have decided that what the world desperately needs is more Terry Pratchett. Go find someone who hasn't read him yet and force them to do so, Clockwork Orange style.

Joey Wolf @joeywolfuk.bsky.social · 14d

oh shit, that's Kirby's nephew!

Joey Wolf @joeywolfuk.bsky.social · 24d

literally this.

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Sam Fryte @samwhyte.bsky.social · Sep 5

This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".

One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested.

Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away.

House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.”

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House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”

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Joey Wolf @joeywolfuk.bsky.social · Sep 6

I started thinking about this because this song slaps.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXZX...

NUMBER GO UP | Balatro Song!

YouTube video by The Stupendium

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Joey Wolf @joeywolfuk.bsky.social · Sep 6

@patstaresat.bsky.social ok, I'm racking my brain here and I have to ask... Did you invent the phrase "number go up"?

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Joey Wolf @joeywolfuk.bsky.social · Sep 1

I found it a bit hard to start.

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Jack Drago - Vast Country Hypnosis @vasthypno.bsky.social · Apr 20

Sometimes it hurts to be real when the world around you is fake. #SelfHelp

"You," he said," are a terribly real thing-in a terribly false world, and that, I believe, is why you are in so much pain."

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Joey Wolf @joeywolfuk.bsky.social · Aug 30

Undertale. It changed what I thought media could be, how stories could be told, and honestly made me a slightly better person.

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Joey Wolf @joeywolfuk.bsky.social · Aug 24

Holy shit. Congratz man.

Joey Wolf @joeywolfuk.bsky.social · Aug 21

Side note, did Busta Rhymes break some kinda record with Taking Everything? Bro spat the entire steel mill.

Joey Wolf @joeywolfuk.bsky.social · Aug 21

Saw Bad Guys 2. This animation is so good, guys. Holy shit. Outrageously gorgeous. It's a bit dumb, but then they're trying to steal something called "Mcguffinite", so being clever is obviously not the point. Great time.

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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · Oct 23

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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · Aug 16

A horse struggles to exist

#art #animation #indieanimationday #horse

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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · Aug 17

I suppose this is the point when I should say again that:

the amount of money the videogames industry brings into the UK economy every year is *more than double* the value of the fishing and steel industries *combined*

what this country is really good at is producing culture

Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · Aug 17

yes. yes yes.

the UK is (not just the originator but) the setting for some of the most popular culture in the world. there is a whole genre of videogames that are set in an imagined Britain. 'soft' power is real economic and even political power.

Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · Aug 16

Agree. One thing that I really liked about @jpspencer.bsky.social’s Labour Together report is it included culture in “growth spending”. So much policy about regional development in the UK basically regards culture, tourism, etc. as distractions from the real work of building trains to nowhere.

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Joey Wolf @joeywolfuk.bsky.social · Aug 17

This is a war crime.

Joey Wolf @joeywolfuk.bsky.social · Aug 14

Yknow, I think one of the most interesting things that came out of that game was "We cannot have a Utopia before we first have a Utopian." Utopia is a people, not a place.

Joey Wolf @joeywolfuk.bsky.social · Aug 13

I use 1 half of common letter pairings. So T goes together with H and R a lot, so I can de-prioritise those letters in many cases.

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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · Aug 12

a bunny holding a spiked morning star by lily seika jones
text: we must remain whimsical to survive the horrors of this world

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Joey Wolf @joeywolfuk.bsky.social · Aug 8

I know lots of these people. They would claim not to, they just can't spot their own cognitive dissonance. SOME would, but most just aren't thinking.

Joey Wolf @joeywolfuk.bsky.social · Aug 8

People often use the defence that trans people "have the opportunity to sexually gratify themselves" in single sex spaces.
I am a gay man. Should I be barred from male toilets? Male prisons? What's the logic here?

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Joey Wolf @joeywolfuk.bsky.social · Jul 2

"You got this man. Look at these idiots. They can't even read. I'm a better cat than they'll ever be. I'm in the zone."

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The Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · Jul 2

A picture singling out the one person in a cat costume in the line up.

A closer view of the somewhat creepy bug eyed cat costume.

Just the cat person's Marty Feldman eyes.

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