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Do you think Mr. Pibb ever sits at home and wonders, "Man, if I would have just stayed in medical school."
Klobuchar is going to be the next minority leader.
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Klobuchar is going to be the next minority leader.
This will keep the shelves stocked.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This will keep the shelves stocked.
The Loons have their game 163.
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The Loons have their game 163.
The goalie won it?! Loons!
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The goalie won it?! Loons!
Oh no, my dog cracked again!
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Oh no, my dog cracked again!
My Uber driver in Auckland thought the Mamdani win was super funny and embarrassing for Trump.
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My Uber driver in Auckland thought the Mamdani win was super funny and embarrassing for Trump.
The MTG face-turn is basically when the Godfather became the Goodfather. No one is buying this.
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The MTG face-turn is basically when the Godfather became the Goodfather. No one is buying this.
Your weekly reminder that the NYT is click bait, has been for a while, and you don't have to engage.
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Your weekly reminder that the NYT is click bait, has been for a while, and you don't have to engage.
Going to start the loudest "Woke-Woke-Woke" chant at Target Field the day that it happens. We're going to find out in the top of the 5th of some random game against the Royals and you're going to hear the weirdest cheer ever. I can't wait.
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Going to start the loudest "Woke-Woke-Woke" chant at Target Field the day that it happens. We're going to find out in the top of the 5th of some random game against the Royals and you're going to hear the weirdest cheer ever. I can't wait.
There was no info from the candidates about the 2 Hopkins city questions about moving to even year elections & switching mayor from 2 to 4 year terms. I voted no on the 1st b/c I generally think local elections shouldn't be tied to state-wide races and that will just raise the cost to campaign.
November 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
There was no info from the candidates about the 2 Hopkins city questions about moving to even year elections & switching mayor from 2 to 4 year terms. I voted no on the 1st b/c I generally think local elections shouldn't be tied to state-wide races and that will just raise the cost to campaign.
It's so funny how detailed employment releases are. There's a half page confidentiality provision about trade secrets that my client is not allowed to disclose. She works for a tow truck.
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It's so funny how detailed employment releases are. There's a half page confidentiality provision about trade secrets that my client is not allowed to disclose. She works for a tow truck.
Gotta make sure people know where it is with all of the construction.
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Gotta make sure people know where it is with all of the construction.
I don't know how you can see videos like this and think that immigrants are still causing all of your problems. They are ripping your kid's daycare teacher out of their school.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I don't know how you can see videos like this and think that immigrants are still causing all of your problems. They are ripping your kid's daycare teacher out of their school.
@aarongleeman.bsky.social old friend alert
Miguel Sano now has SEVEN home runs this season in LIDOM
In 13 games
That’s the most by any player in his LIDOM team’s first 13 games of a season since at least 2006
In 13 games
That’s the most by any player in his LIDOM team’s first 13 games of a season since at least 2006
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
@aarongleeman.bsky.social old friend alert
Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney died.
November 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney died.
Remember when Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face and his friend apologized?
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Remember when Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face and his friend apologized?
TIE DOESN'T GO TO THE RUNNER; THE RUNNER HAS TO BEAT THE THROW. I hate you, Tom Brady.
November 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
TIE DOESN'T GO TO THE RUNNER; THE RUNNER HAS TO BEAT THE THROW. I hate you, Tom Brady.
Welp, I plotzed.
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Welp, I plotzed.
🎵🎵 "The smell of hospitals in winter
And the feeling that it's all a lot of tricks
But no treats. "
And the feeling that it's all a lot of tricks
But no treats. "
Obama: "It's like every day is Halloween, except it's all tricks and no treats. And here's the thing -- it's not as if we did not see some of this coming. I mean, I'll admit it's worse than even I expected, but I did warn y'all. And you know what? Donald Trump warned you too."
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
🎵🎵 "The smell of hospitals in winter
And the feeling that it's all a lot of tricks
But no treats. "
And the feeling that it's all a lot of tricks
But no treats. "
The sun should start at 9 AM like everyone else.
November 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The sun should start at 9 AM like everyone else.
Very rare concert double header today. A 4 PM Ronnie Chieng/Hassan Minhaj show followed by Local H/Sponge at 7:30. Can't believe the latter two aren't headliners but that just means I get to go home early.
November 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Very rare concert double header today. A 4 PM Ronnie Chieng/Hassan Minhaj show followed by Local H/Sponge at 7:30. Can't believe the latter two aren't headliners but that just means I get to go home early.
Well, that was executed poorly by the jays
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Well, that was executed poorly by the jays
Not a single Sloan outro from the Fox production team. Shameful.
November 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Not a single Sloan outro from the Fox production team. Shameful.
We are only two years removed from the Twins beating Kevin Gausman in the playoffs.
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
We are only two years removed from the Twins beating Kevin Gausman in the playoffs.