John Hord
@johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social
Guitar slinger, ultra runner, cat Dad, LINUX whisperer.
The first member of the WH Press Corps that asks, "In all seriousness, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?" should win every journalistic award for the rest of the year.
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 AM
The first member of the WH Press Corps that asks, "In all seriousness, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?" should win every journalistic award for the rest of the year.
Happy "Truck Day" to all who celebrate. Pitchers and Catchers report in 8 days! #BostonRedSox
February 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Happy "Truck Day" to all who celebrate. Pitchers and Catchers report in 8 days! #BostonRedSox
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ICYMI
The Bruins went 11-2-1 in January, including nine straight at home.
The Bruins went 11-2-1 in January, including nine straight at home.
January 30, 2026 at 1:07 PM
ICYMI
The Bruins went 11-2-1 in January, including nine straight at home.
The Bruins went 11-2-1 in January, including nine straight at home.
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Why does US Immigration Enforcement need to be at the Winter Games in Milan? Explain it to me like I'm 5.
January 29, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Why does US Immigration Enforcement need to be at the Winter Games in Milan? Explain it to me like I'm 5.
and Bovino is removed as "Border Czar"
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
and Bovino is removed as "Border Czar"
What Bovino doesn't get is that if we were going to doxx somebody, it would be him.
January 26, 2026 at 10:07 PM
What Bovino doesn't get is that if we were going to doxx somebody, it would be him.
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Secretary Noem has forfeited her right to lead. I’m calling on her to resign.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
January 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Secretary Noem has forfeited her right to lead. I’m calling on her to resign.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
I love how the narrative is that we cannot push back against this because then it will get worse. It will get worse if we don't push back.
January 26, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I love how the narrative is that we cannot push back against this because then it will get worse. It will get worse if we don't push back.
One wonders if the folks participating in the March for Life will be characterized as insurrectionists by the Administration.
January 23, 2026 at 5:09 PM
One wonders if the folks participating in the March for Life will be characterized as insurrectionists by the Administration.
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Why are you waving the flag of Mexico when you’re living in America, says man who supports the Steelers but hasnt lived in Pittsburgh in 30 years
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Why are you waving the flag of Mexico when you’re living in America, says man who supports the Steelers but hasnt lived in Pittsburgh in 30 years
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Brandon Beane has picked two Pro Bowlers with his last 56 draft picks.
TWO.
But Sean McDermott had to go.
Pegula and Beane...this is ALL yours now.
Go Bills.
TWO.
But Sean McDermott had to go.
Pegula and Beane...this is ALL yours now.
Go Bills.
January 21, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Brandon Beane has picked two Pro Bowlers with his last 56 draft picks.
TWO.
But Sean McDermott had to go.
Pegula and Beane...this is ALL yours now.
Go Bills.
TWO.
But Sean McDermott had to go.
Pegula and Beane...this is ALL yours now.
Go Bills.
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Catching up on some sports news and I see that the Bills owner basically said Beane didn't really want Keon Coleman who is STILL on their roster. That's such poor leadership and unprofessional behavior. It's no wonder his franchise keeps falling short.
January 22, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Catching up on some sports news and I see that the Bills owner basically said Beane didn't really want Keon Coleman who is STILL on their roster. That's such poor leadership and unprofessional behavior. It's no wonder his franchise keeps falling short.
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A memo was released by ICE instructing agents to violate the U.S. Constitution. ICE told officers and agents that they can forcibly enter homes without warrants signed by judges. The memo was from ICE Acting Director Todd Lyons, was shared with Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn) by two whistleblowers.
www.hsgac.senate.gov
January 22, 2026 at 1:54 AM
A memo was released by ICE instructing agents to violate the U.S. Constitution. ICE told officers and agents that they can forcibly enter homes without warrants signed by judges. The memo was from ICE Acting Director Todd Lyons, was shared with Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn) by two whistleblowers.
He literally told a crowd in Switzerland to be grateful to the US because otherwise they would all be speaking German.
January 22, 2026 at 12:50 AM
He literally told a crowd in Switzerland to be grateful to the US because otherwise they would all be speaking German.
Why hasn't Interpol taken him into custody?
January 22, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Why hasn't Interpol taken him into custody?
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Of course Machado gave her Nobel Peace Prize medal to the Mango Menace
January 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Of course Machado gave her Nobel Peace Prize medal to the Mango Menace
I am perfectly fine with the last pass of Aaron Rodgers' career being a pick six
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I am perfectly fine with the last pass of Aaron Rodgers' career being a pick six
Two hat tricks in one game! #BostonBruins
January 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Two hat tricks in one game! #BostonBruins
She was calm. She didn't panic. He felt emasculated. So he shot her in the head.
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
She was calm. She didn't panic. He felt emasculated. So he shot her in the head.
I am not a fan of the Packers or the Bears. But I am fundamentally outraged that an entire region will be blocked from watching their team in the first round of the playoffs unless they have Amazon prime.
January 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I am not a fan of the Packers or the Bears. But I am fundamentally outraged that an entire region will be blocked from watching their team in the first round of the playoffs unless they have Amazon prime.