Joshua McPherson
@johnniemonkey.bsky.social
Enjoyer of science fiction, fantasy, comics, video games, whiskey and porn. Not necessarily in that order, and often at the same time.
For the record, I'm 50 years old, cis, white, and strai...hmm. Okay, I'm a bit bent. Maybe a bit more than a bit.
For the record, I'm 50 years old, cis, white, and strai...hmm. Okay, I'm a bit bent. Maybe a bit more than a bit.
Tried the For You feed for a few days and, nope.
I don't know who I followed or what I liked, but it's been steadily filling up with diaper fetish stuff.
I mean, enjoy your kink, but that one ain't for me.
I don't know who I followed or what I liked, but it's been steadily filling up with diaper fetish stuff.
I mean, enjoy your kink, but that one ain't for me.
January 29, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Tried the For You feed for a few days and, nope.
I don't know who I followed or what I liked, but it's been steadily filling up with diaper fetish stuff.
I mean, enjoy your kink, but that one ain't for me.
I don't know who I followed or what I liked, but it's been steadily filling up with diaper fetish stuff.
I mean, enjoy your kink, but that one ain't for me.
I was going to head to bed early tonight, but decided to have a wank and a snack.
Now I'm not sleepy.
Now I'm not sleepy.
January 26, 2026 at 11:15 AM
I was going to head to bed early tonight, but decided to have a wank and a snack.
Now I'm not sleepy.
Now I'm not sleepy.
Wow, there's still a Pizza Hut here.
Must've driven past it a hundred times, never noticed it.
Must've driven past it a hundred times, never noticed it.
January 25, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Wow, there's still a Pizza Hut here.
Must've driven past it a hundred times, never noticed it.
Must've driven past it a hundred times, never noticed it.
Dammit. This was supposed to be my "get the budget back on track" month. Instead I'm around $200 short of the mortgage payment.
Which I can easily pull from savings, but still.
And that's with putting groceries on the credit cards.
Most annoying.
Which I can easily pull from savings, but still.
And that's with putting groceries on the credit cards.
Most annoying.
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Dammit. This was supposed to be my "get the budget back on track" month. Instead I'm around $200 short of the mortgage payment.
Which I can easily pull from savings, but still.
And that's with putting groceries on the credit cards.
Most annoying.
Which I can easily pull from savings, but still.
And that's with putting groceries on the credit cards.
Most annoying.
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Shitting hell, I have to stop looking at this place before I've had my coffee.
FUCK ICE.
FUCK ICE.
January 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Shitting hell, I have to stop looking at this place before I've had my coffee.
FUCK ICE.
FUCK ICE.
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Finally started tackling a concept I have had in a head for a few years now.
Here is the first pass at it. Quite pleased with what I have so far 😁
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Full set just went up at the usual place ✨
Here is the first pass at it. Quite pleased with what I have so far 😁
💙💖💙
Full set just went up at the usual place ✨
January 24, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Finally started tackling a concept I have had in a head for a few years now.
Here is the first pass at it. Quite pleased with what I have so far 😁
💙💖💙
Full set just went up at the usual place ✨
Here is the first pass at it. Quite pleased with what I have so far 😁
💙💖💙
Full set just went up at the usual place ✨
Trying another nuke 'em up ramen thing.
Thai coconut curry chicken
It doesn't smell particularly pleasant. Tastes okay, I guess, but there's a sweetness I don't like.
I suspect the coconut is the problem with both smell and taste.
I like coconut, but turns out I don't like HOT coconut.
Thai coconut curry chicken
It doesn't smell particularly pleasant. Tastes okay, I guess, but there's a sweetness I don't like.
I suspect the coconut is the problem with both smell and taste.
I like coconut, but turns out I don't like HOT coconut.
January 22, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Trying another nuke 'em up ramen thing.
Thai coconut curry chicken
It doesn't smell particularly pleasant. Tastes okay, I guess, but there's a sweetness I don't like.
I suspect the coconut is the problem with both smell and taste.
I like coconut, but turns out I don't like HOT coconut.
Thai coconut curry chicken
It doesn't smell particularly pleasant. Tastes okay, I guess, but there's a sweetness I don't like.
I suspect the coconut is the problem with both smell and taste.
I like coconut, but turns out I don't like HOT coconut.
Share a television show that raised you:
January 20, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Share a television show that raised you:
Relearning how to convert CDs to MP3. I simply can't stand faffing with my phone to bluetooth music in the car.
I had some Amazon MP3s, but they sound like shit.
Better results from my own rips. I still miss my CD changer (and wish the USB supported FLAC), but this might be an acceptable solution.
I had some Amazon MP3s, but they sound like shit.
Better results from my own rips. I still miss my CD changer (and wish the USB supported FLAC), but this might be an acceptable solution.
January 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Relearning how to convert CDs to MP3. I simply can't stand faffing with my phone to bluetooth music in the car.
I had some Amazon MP3s, but they sound like shit.
Better results from my own rips. I still miss my CD changer (and wish the USB supported FLAC), but this might be an acceptable solution.
I had some Amazon MP3s, but they sound like shit.
Better results from my own rips. I still miss my CD changer (and wish the USB supported FLAC), but this might be an acceptable solution.
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January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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I really love when you guys jerk your cocks for me 😍🩷
January 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I really love when you guys jerk your cocks for me 😍🩷
Oooh, there's a new Blu-ray set of properly restored Tom and Jerry cartoons?
I have the first volume of the (cancelled) Golden collections. Pissed me off they never released the rest.
Looks like this new one is the complete Hanna Barbera years.
I have the first volume of the (cancelled) Golden collections. Pissed me off they never released the rest.
Looks like this new one is the complete Hanna Barbera years.
January 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Oooh, there's a new Blu-ray set of properly restored Tom and Jerry cartoons?
I have the first volume of the (cancelled) Golden collections. Pissed me off they never released the rest.
Looks like this new one is the complete Hanna Barbera years.
I have the first volume of the (cancelled) Golden collections. Pissed me off they never released the rest.
Looks like this new one is the complete Hanna Barbera years.
Fell asleep last night with a femdom porn playlist running.
I had dreams. Oh, I had dreams.
At some point they started featuring my ex girlfriend.
We never had that kind of relationship (we roleplayed a bit once or twice), but sweet mercy, if I could go back and make it so...
I had dreams. Oh, I had dreams.
At some point they started featuring my ex girlfriend.
We never had that kind of relationship (we roleplayed a bit once or twice), but sweet mercy, if I could go back and make it so...
January 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Fell asleep last night with a femdom porn playlist running.
I had dreams. Oh, I had dreams.
At some point they started featuring my ex girlfriend.
We never had that kind of relationship (we roleplayed a bit once or twice), but sweet mercy, if I could go back and make it so...
I had dreams. Oh, I had dreams.
At some point they started featuring my ex girlfriend.
We never had that kind of relationship (we roleplayed a bit once or twice), but sweet mercy, if I could go back and make it so...
Star Trek: TNG - Requiem, by Michael Jan Friedman and Kevin Ryan
A better effort from Friedman here. A bit contrived, with Picard doing a diplomacy with the Gorn and just so happenedly being time-tossed back to the colony the Gorn destroyed right before encountering Kirk.
It mostly works though.
A better effort from Friedman here. A bit contrived, with Picard doing a diplomacy with the Gorn and just so happenedly being time-tossed back to the colony the Gorn destroyed right before encountering Kirk.
It mostly works though.
January 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Star Trek: TNG - Requiem, by Michael Jan Friedman and Kevin Ryan
A better effort from Friedman here. A bit contrived, with Picard doing a diplomacy with the Gorn and just so happenedly being time-tossed back to the colony the Gorn destroyed right before encountering Kirk.
It mostly works though.
A better effort from Friedman here. A bit contrived, with Picard doing a diplomacy with the Gorn and just so happenedly being time-tossed back to the colony the Gorn destroyed right before encountering Kirk.
It mostly works though.
Mission To Moulokin, by Alan Dean Foster
Sequel to Icerigger. Bit of a disappointment.
Not a whole lot going on in terms of character development, and the plot just potters along until the back half of the novel, then wraps up with a fizzle.
Feels like a really long outline of a novel.
Sequel to Icerigger. Bit of a disappointment.
Not a whole lot going on in terms of character development, and the plot just potters along until the back half of the novel, then wraps up with a fizzle.
Feels like a really long outline of a novel.
January 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Mission To Moulokin, by Alan Dean Foster
Sequel to Icerigger. Bit of a disappointment.
Not a whole lot going on in terms of character development, and the plot just potters along until the back half of the novel, then wraps up with a fizzle.
Feels like a really long outline of a novel.
Sequel to Icerigger. Bit of a disappointment.
Not a whole lot going on in terms of character development, and the plot just potters along until the back half of the novel, then wraps up with a fizzle.
Feels like a really long outline of a novel.
Diamonds Are Forever, by Ian Fleming
This one was decent and felt quite similar to the film version, allowing for the film being adjusted for the 1970s rather than the book's 1950s.
This one was decent and felt quite similar to the film version, allowing for the film being adjusted for the 1970s rather than the book's 1950s.
January 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Diamonds Are Forever, by Ian Fleming
This one was decent and felt quite similar to the film version, allowing for the film being adjusted for the 1970s rather than the book's 1950s.
This one was decent and felt quite similar to the film version, allowing for the film being adjusted for the 1970s rather than the book's 1950s.
Star Trek: TOS - Web Of The Romulans, by M.S. Murdock
Enjoyed this one. There's an iffy subplot with the Enterprise computer being in love with the captain (riffing on the episode Tomorrow Is Yesterday), but the Romulans stuff is solid.
Shame about the title.
Enjoyed this one. There's an iffy subplot with the Enterprise computer being in love with the captain (riffing on the episode Tomorrow Is Yesterday), but the Romulans stuff is solid.
Shame about the title.
January 1, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Star Trek: TOS - Web Of The Romulans, by M.S. Murdock
Enjoyed this one. There's an iffy subplot with the Enterprise computer being in love with the captain (riffing on the episode Tomorrow Is Yesterday), but the Romulans stuff is solid.
Shame about the title.
Enjoyed this one. There's an iffy subplot with the Enterprise computer being in love with the captain (riffing on the episode Tomorrow Is Yesterday), but the Romulans stuff is solid.
Shame about the title.
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Good Morning 🥰
December 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Good Morning 🥰
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Jingle my bells… 🔔 🔔
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Jingle my bells… 🔔 🔔
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New hair, who dis?
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December 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
New hair, who dis?
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So, if you ever meet someone who doesn’t know what “Mommy milkers” are…
December 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
So, if you ever meet someone who doesn’t know what “Mommy milkers” are…
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instant dopamine machines
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
instant dopamine machines
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Can I get some retweets cuz I’m pretty and hung? 😜🔄
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Can I get some retweets cuz I’m pretty and hung? 😜🔄