Johnny Stafford
@johnstafford72.bsky.social
MCFC BERT EX MODEL FOR KAPPA SPORTSWEAR
Paddy McGuinness is the white Romesh Ranganathan. The twat is on everything
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Paddy McGuinness is the white Romesh Ranganathan. The twat is on everything
Are you going to the Christmas party
No
Will you scan the QR code so that I know
I’ve just told you I’m not going. I never go
No
Will you scan the QR code so that I know
I’ve just told you I’m not going. I never go
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Are you going to the Christmas party
No
Will you scan the QR code so that I know
I’ve just told you I’m not going. I never go
No
Will you scan the QR code so that I know
I’ve just told you I’m not going. I never go
Reposted by Johnny Stafford
Flat Iron Market, Salford, 1976, by Roger Eastwood (b.1942). #NorthernArt
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Flat Iron Market, Salford, 1976, by Roger Eastwood (b.1942). #NorthernArt
Considering this morning my manager he told us we don’t need to question him as he’s good at his job it seems we might have to question his spelling
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Considering this morning my manager he told us we don’t need to question him as he’s good at his job it seems we might have to question his spelling
One of Eccles finest here doing some great interviews
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
One of Eccles finest here doing some great interviews
Ere @theparisangel.bsky.social Slot has got to be manager of the fraud 11 this year
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ere @theparisangel.bsky.social Slot has got to be manager of the fraud 11 this year
Respect to the barmaid in Trof who’d poured an extra pint for someone and said do you want this for free
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Respect to the barmaid in Trof who’d poured an extra pint for someone and said do you want this for free
What dickhead said shall we go to town today not realising until last night the Christmas markets have started
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
What dickhead said shall we go to town today not realising until last night the Christmas markets have started
Scenes in The Grapes with a strippergram and a young lad tied to a chair for his birthday
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Scenes in The Grapes with a strippergram and a young lad tied to a chair for his birthday
And to make it worse, builders are in the next unit and they’ve had Chris fucking Moyles blasting out
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
And to make it worse, builders are in the next unit and they’ve had Chris fucking Moyles blasting out
Two of us doing the job of four so we’ve seen our arses.
Have you ever thought of doing a few extra hours in the week and coming in on a Saturday
I don’t really want to be here in the week
Ok then
Have you ever thought of doing a few extra hours in the week and coming in on a Saturday
I don’t really want to be here in the week
Ok then
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Two of us doing the job of four so we’ve seen our arses.
Have you ever thought of doing a few extra hours in the week and coming in on a Saturday
I don’t really want to be here in the week
Ok then
Have you ever thought of doing a few extra hours in the week and coming in on a Saturday
I don’t really want to be here in the week
Ok then
Had this cunt sat a few rows in front last night. SSL3 has gone now
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Had this cunt sat a few rows in front last night. SSL3 has gone now
SSL3 was infiltrated by the 1894 dicks tonight. A Spezial flag and some utter cunt with a loud haler
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
SSL3 was infiltrated by the 1894 dicks tonight. A Spezial flag and some utter cunt with a loud haler
£7 a pint . Fuck Off Everton
November 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
£7 a pint . Fuck Off Everton
Annual reminder to when Rachael took Joshua trick or treating when he was a kid and he said “thank’s you fat cow” to a woman on the next street
October 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Annual reminder to when Rachael took Joshua trick or treating when he was a kid and he said “thank’s you fat cow” to a woman on the next street
Reposted by Johnny Stafford
Andrew to lose 'prince' title
October 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Andrew to lose 'prince' title
Found some of my dads old programmes
October 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Found some of my dads old programmes
Manager at work has been knocked off his bike and a collective groan went up when we were told he’s ok
October 24, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Manager at work has been knocked off his bike and a collective groan went up when we were told he’s ok
@theparisangel.bsky.social @williamshuttoh.bsky.social just came up on my memories. 6 years ago today 😂😂
October 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
@theparisangel.bsky.social @williamshuttoh.bsky.social just came up on my memories. 6 years ago today 😂😂
Ere @longsightblues.bsky.social get on this
Here's a new playlist for you. The Golden Age of Hip Hop boasts tracks by EPMD, De La Soul, ATCQ, The Pharcyde, Main Source, Sweet Tee, NWA, Black Sheep, BDP, Latifah, Gang Starr, Eric B & Rakim, Gang Starr, MC Lyte, Digable Planets etc
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Golden Age of Hip Hop
open.spotify.com
October 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Ere @longsightblues.bsky.social get on this
The Usual Bollocks
Some Sunday evening fun.
I’ll go first;
Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
I’ll go first;
Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
October 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The Usual Bollocks
@longsightblues.bsky.social they never disappoint
October 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
@longsightblues.bsky.social they never disappoint
Statue of Liberty is nothing compared to this
Precinct 1 (Shopping City, Salford), by Mandy Payne, Sheffield-based artist. Spray paint and oil paint on marble. #WomensArt #NorthernArt
October 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Statue of Liberty is nothing compared to this
He’s fucked then
The comments come amid tense relations between the Prime Minister and Greater Manchester mayor
Keir Starmer is 'listening to Andy Burnham and adopting his policies'
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
October 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
He’s fucked then
Ere @theparisangel.bsky.social @williamshuttoh.bsky.social have you watched that BBC2 show about the body parts scattered all over Salford
September 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ere @theparisangel.bsky.social @williamshuttoh.bsky.social have you watched that BBC2 show about the body parts scattered all over Salford