John Zerzans Cat
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John Zerzans Cat
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Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
February 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Pedo bowl Epstein files leaders

Credit: vjaybombs on instagram
February 7, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
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February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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January 24, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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Worried about getting snatched by ICE? These sheet pan brisket tacos will make you feel like you’re in San Antonio.
January 23, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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via the article for the album "a thousand suns"
January 20, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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There are a number of efforts to preserve old footage and stories from the Chicago hardcore, emo and punk scenes of the 90s and early 2000s that are very exciting. One is The Fireside Tapes Youtube channel with early Midwest emo shows from the Fireside Bowl.

www.youtube.com/@thefireside...
The Fireside Tapes
www.youtube.com
January 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Spike started out as a villain but his charisma, popularity, and sex appeal were so undeniable that he was folded into the main cast, like Grimace.
January 18, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
January 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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Hey Minneapolis ❄️—we're indie reporters here from Chicago. If there's anything you'd like us to know about community actions, vigils, or fed activity, please drop us a line on Signal at unraveled.66 📱
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Need someone to make me a Chicago flag but instead of stars it's pictures of my cats
January 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Grok probably getting another major update soon
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
So excited for Iraq South America
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Told all my friends who actually went out for NYE that the Stranger Things finale ended with Vecna hijacking a plane and flying towards the Pentagon.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
December 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
When I was 20 I had a fake ID and was scoping a place out to see if I thought they'd take it. I decided not to and so I didn't make myself stand out bought a bag of Doritos. When leaving the door some guy yelled "doritooooooooos" at me and I froze in place.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:

is.gd/paU8Ko

(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM