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JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah, I dunno about that. I will talk trash about Henry Kissinger all fucking day.

I think it's perfectly fine for social mores to shift.

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JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 10h

Is that what doing drugs is like?

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JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 10h

[shaking with laughter trying not to wake my kid]

I also misread that as "cheesecake" but "chessmate" is amazing!

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JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 10h

Bwahhh-ahahahaha!

JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 10h

I don't know what (typo. Leaving it.) that is and I respect both your disdain and indifference!

JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 11h

I wink at my kid and he's the cutest about it.

And you have to wink back at doggos if they wink at you...even if you don't know what it's about.

JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 12h

Pretty sure the puppy is barking at the wind.

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JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 12h

I had to talk the 9-year-old down from donating $300 dollars to the mayor's race in NYC...where we do not live. (He was sad we couldn't vote. I suggested we donate to the campaign.)

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JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 12h

I know because it just leaves me free to assume it's probably more white supremacy/class-stratification nonsense to keep the kids dumb.

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JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 12h

But, like, just barely and I thought he was dead like waaaay before he actually died.

Also, totally a joke because WAR CRIMES!!!

a woman in a red jacket is singing into a microphone .

ALT: a woman in a red jacket is singing into a microphone .

media.tenor.com

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JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 12h

Same! Told my husband Teen Vogue was still doing great stuff.

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JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 12h

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social My 9-year-old just pleaded for for my husband and me to vote for you! Alas, we're in Philly. (He also knows all about having extended aunties and uncles.)

We're rooting for you!

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JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 18h

WTF! I was just telling my husband that Teen Vogue is STILL killing it!

WTF. We can't have nice things.

This sucks, but I hope you get to move on to bigger, better things.

JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 22h

I will Venmo you dollar bucks to make this happen.

JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 1d

Lololol

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.

Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.

At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25

Then beneath it

TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 1d

Ha!

I love her.

docvember @docseuss.bsky.social · 1d

She's a god tier troll

JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 1d

Hakeem Jeffries won't be in the running for Most Useless Democrat if he endorses Mamdani!

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 1d

CNN: Hakeem Jeffries was asked this morning if you're the future of the democratic party. He said no.

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Good to know.

CNN: Do you have a response?

MAMDANI: No. I'm focused on the next two days.

JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, noo... Reading ahead of the 9-year-old and more tragedy has struck in the story he's reading with his dad! 😫😫😫😫

JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 2d

He was so chuffed. It was the sweetest.

JoJoFunBun @jojofunbun.bsky.social · 2d

Destroyed my dining room trying to put my kid's costume together, but heyyyy, pivoted to duct tape and it worked out! Even managed a Blade of Marmora knife in 10 minutes! Hashtag MomLife!!!