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Joker is punk

@jokerispunk.bsky.social

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he/him Current: professional millennial Former: VR live theater, law student, Rec Room community Keep your power from me. My voice is enough.

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Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · Feb 25

I've just awoken from what can only be called "cake dreams."

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Six is a one pound monster. @thesix.bsky.social · 16h

Neurotypicality is stored in the foreskin.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 1d

oh hell yeah youtu.be/nGZOFyLrCwk?...

Slug Eating Spaghetti Time Lapse (With Stopwatch Timer)

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 19h

With SCOTUS set to legalize conversion therapy, I think it's important for states to get around this decision by implementing new legislation applying private rights of action to practitioners of conversion therapy by their victims with large damages and long statutes of limitations.

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Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · 15h

still waiting for permission to call you daddy

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 1d

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 1d

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Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · 1d

I learned today that Phoebe Bridger's album is titled "Stranger in the Alps" and I died

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Feb 15

i can't live más, dude, i can barely live suficiente

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Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · 1d

soon will come the time of hot brown liquids

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Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · 1d

same. got the long-sleeve thermal goin.

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Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · 1d

I thought of that too but I feel like lower freqs at high db would mess with a kitten even outside of damage to their ears

I think it'd need to be a setup that purposely set up a node of destructive interference in the room to keep most of the sound intensity from the kitten in the first place

Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · 1d

this is just an engineering problem that's going to nerd-snipe the exact sound engineer who should be doing this

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 1d

I would absolutely go see the fuck out of this as a live performance.

Folding table with a kitten, dry kibble, and contact mics on it would go so fuckin' hard while also being adorable

Meower Electronics.

Original IG link: www.instagram.com/p/DPEHpyQiDKB/

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Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · Feb 5

Sorry for the late response, I was dropping small hints about my emotional state divided among a dozen groups of friends, acquaintances, and colleagues, none of which on their own are noteworthy but taken together make a distressing pattern that only I can see.

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Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · 1d

dear seasonal depression, can we take this year off, and do an extra one next year? just not great timing rn

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SushiFerret @sushiferret.bsky.social · 1d

everything transgender
everyone computer

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Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · 1d

your tone is becoming...direct

I'm here for it, but it seemed worth saying

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Willie Jack's Favorite Uncle @dandantransient.bsky.social · 1d

I'm starting to think Europeans that left Europe to colonize America weren't actually fleeing tyranny

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Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · 1d

tired: power nap

wired: disco nap

Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 2d

Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.

A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 2d

this is the funniest thing the internet has produced in a long time, but only for the small group of us millennials who came of age around south london. amazing that an american has nailed this so perfectly

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can i get a curry goat with rice and peas

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Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · 2d

I'm like Magic the Gathering the way I write the rules when I play my card

Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · 2d

we need to move with all of what we are

Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · 2d

I hate it here but here has chipzel so I guess I'll hang

Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · 2d

you're pretty, too