grawlix
@grawlix.bsky.social
Humor and wonder.
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grawlix
@grawlix.bsky.social
· Sep 19
computer madness, with related signs of reefer madness and sadness madness
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We were supposed to be fueling our cars with garbage by now
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 AM
We were supposed to be fueling our cars with garbage by now
does anybody know the world's top expert on beaver psychology? I'm working on a really funny Draft.
February 11, 2026 at 10:16 AM
does anybody know the world's top expert on beaver psychology? I'm working on a really funny Draft.
a generalized timeline for a day with ADHD:
8am: im cooking
10am: im cooking
12am: im napping
2pm: im cooking
4pm: im cooking
6pm: im cooking
8pm: im staring deep into the abyss, waiting for something to look back
10pm: im napping
8am: im cooking
10am: im cooking
12am: im napping
2pm: im cooking
4pm: im cooking
6pm: im cooking
8pm: im staring deep into the abyss, waiting for something to look back
10pm: im napping
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 AM
a generalized timeline for a day with ADHD:
8am: im cooking
10am: im cooking
12am: im napping
2pm: im cooking
4pm: im cooking
6pm: im cooking
8pm: im staring deep into the abyss, waiting for something to look back
10pm: im napping
8am: im cooking
10am: im cooking
12am: im napping
2pm: im cooking
4pm: im cooking
6pm: im cooking
8pm: im staring deep into the abyss, waiting for something to look back
10pm: im napping
"I'm not going to deconstruct everything everybody says to me tonight."
me, three drinks later:
me, three drinks later:
Derrida - defining deconstruction
YouTube video by PrestyGomez
www.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:43 AM
"I'm not going to deconstruct everything everybody says to me tonight."
me, three drinks later:
me, three drinks later:
hey universe,
thank you for the journey of self-discovery, really, appreciate it, but I've already done like four of these fucking things and it takes a lot of time, I'm kinda starting to think that maybe it'd be easier for everyone if you asked other people to manage this responsibility
warmly,
g
thank you for the journey of self-discovery, really, appreciate it, but I've already done like four of these fucking things and it takes a lot of time, I'm kinda starting to think that maybe it'd be easier for everyone if you asked other people to manage this responsibility
warmly,
g
February 11, 2026 at 6:21 AM
hey universe,
thank you for the journey of self-discovery, really, appreciate it, but I've already done like four of these fucking things and it takes a lot of time, I'm kinda starting to think that maybe it'd be easier for everyone if you asked other people to manage this responsibility
warmly,
g
thank you for the journey of self-discovery, really, appreciate it, but I've already done like four of these fucking things and it takes a lot of time, I'm kinda starting to think that maybe it'd be easier for everyone if you asked other people to manage this responsibility
warmly,
g
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go touch fiberglass
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 AM
go touch fiberglass
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the essential motion of poetry is, "I don't have words to communicate this to you directly. But I have the next best thing, which is 1000 ways to cause you to wonder about it and figure it out on your own."
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
the essential motion of poetry is, "I don't have words to communicate this to you directly. But I have the next best thing, which is 1000 ways to cause you to wonder about it and figure it out on your own."
I know to most people out in the world it looks like I'm living fast but actually I'm napping a lot
February 10, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I know to most people out in the world it looks like I'm living fast but actually I'm napping a lot
you can't just guess at how to make something weird, because you might just make it normaler on accident. people who are good at making things weird are so because they're present and aware, cherish them
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
you can't just guess at how to make something weird, because you might just make it normaler on accident. people who are good at making things weird are so because they're present and aware, cherish them
"I'm a creative"
- confusing
- what is that
- so do you actually do anything?
- isn't that an adjective?
"I am of the ranks of muses"
- exciting
- intimidating
- cultured
- a little crazy and that's a good thing
- confusing
- what is that
- so do you actually do anything?
- isn't that an adjective?
"I am of the ranks of muses"
- exciting
- intimidating
- cultured
- a little crazy and that's a good thing
February 8, 2026 at 12:12 PM
"I'm a creative"
- confusing
- what is that
- so do you actually do anything?
- isn't that an adjective?
"I am of the ranks of muses"
- exciting
- intimidating
- cultured
- a little crazy and that's a good thing
- confusing
- what is that
- so do you actually do anything?
- isn't that an adjective?
"I am of the ranks of muses"
- exciting
- intimidating
- cultured
- a little crazy and that's a good thing
tell a story with three grocery store items
- pickle jar w juice, 1 gallon
- 12-pack toilet paper rolls
- cling wrap
- pickle jar w juice, 1 gallon
- 12-pack toilet paper rolls
- cling wrap
February 4, 2026 at 12:01 PM
tell a story with three grocery store items
- pickle jar w juice, 1 gallon
- 12-pack toilet paper rolls
- cling wrap
- pickle jar w juice, 1 gallon
- 12-pack toilet paper rolls
- cling wrap
you should have to say on your dating profile how far into the woods you walk before you pee
February 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
you should have to say on your dating profile how far into the woods you walk before you pee
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the crimes are coming from inside the house
January 31, 2026 at 9:10 PM
the crimes are coming from inside the house
there's a small village in central England named Pussypump Village. Don't google it.
January 31, 2026 at 1:19 AM
there's a small village in central England named Pussypump Village. Don't google it.
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Tbh if you wanna make art your job, you gotta post that shit like no one is watching because, honestly, at first, no one is
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Tbh if you wanna make art your job, you gotta post that shit like no one is watching because, honestly, at first, no one is
tired: watch this, hold my beer
wired: where the fuck are my pills
wired: where the fuck are my pills
January 26, 2026 at 4:20 PM
tired: watch this, hold my beer
wired: where the fuck are my pills
wired: where the fuck are my pills
I think we need more cults. I think cults should be legalized, regulated, and destigmatized. We definitely need more cults. Different and interesting cults. Especially cults that really feel out the space of whimsy in existence.
January 26, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I think we need more cults. I think cults should be legalized, regulated, and destigmatized. We definitely need more cults. Different and interesting cults. Especially cults that really feel out the space of whimsy in existence.
instead of a Like button it really should've been an "yeah, I get it" button
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 PM
instead of a Like button it really should've been an "yeah, I get it" button
this is the post I'm making instead of fedposting
January 25, 2026 at 10:53 PM
this is the post I'm making instead of fedposting
being an ocean floor animal that specializes in feeding at whale falls must be awesome it's like you spend your whole life following a really cool touring band around with all your weird ugly ocean floor buddies
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 PM
being an ocean floor animal that specializes in feeding at whale falls must be awesome it's like you spend your whole life following a really cool touring band around with all your weird ugly ocean floor buddies
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if you can’t handle me at my theoretical you don’t deserve me at my rhetorical
January 21, 2026 at 10:05 PM
if you can’t handle me at my theoretical you don’t deserve me at my rhetorical
if there was ever a time in history for vuvuzelas, it's now
January 22, 2026 at 4:25 PM
if there was ever a time in history for vuvuzelas, it's now