grawlix
@grawlix.bsky.social
Humor and wonder.
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grawlix
@grawlix.bsky.social
· Sep 19
computer madness, with related signs of reefer madness and sadness madness
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Mumford devouring his Sons
August 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Mumford devouring his Sons
my birthstone is the last medjool date left in the basket
my birthstone is a coffee bean
my birthstone is that thing in the back of the freezer that cannot be identified
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
my birthstone is the last medjool date left in the basket
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is it put one foot in front of the other, it’s put one foot in front of the other isn’t it
December 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
is it put one foot in front of the other, it’s put one foot in front of the other isn’t it
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muffins are cupcakes that lie on their resume
December 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
muffins are cupcakes that lie on their resume
to be struck with inspiration is a holy thing
December 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
to be struck with inspiration is a holy thing
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You should be able to text your cats
December 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
You should be able to text your cats
it ain't much, but it's home
December 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
it ain't much, but it's home
good afternoon to everyone except the person who got #1 in the yankee swap
December 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
good afternoon to everyone except the person who got #1 in the yankee swap
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My family crest includes the sangria pitchers that leak terribly every single year that we refuse to replace
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My family crest includes the sangria pitchers that leak terribly every single year that we refuse to replace
one thing I like about Christmas is how you'll celebrate it the same way every year, generally, but over the course of your life the details will change. the pace of that change is also a way to measure the pace of your life. that dimension of self-awareness is reassuring to have.
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
one thing I like about Christmas is how you'll celebrate it the same way every year, generally, but over the course of your life the details will change. the pace of that change is also a way to measure the pace of your life. that dimension of self-awareness is reassuring to have.
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as your Christmas gatherings end, if it might make things easier with certain family and friends, just remember:
saying "have a safe drive" means the same thing as "I love you" in every way that matters
saying "have a safe drive" means the same thing as "I love you" in every way that matters
December 25, 2024 at 11:07 PM
as your Christmas gatherings end, if it might make things easier with certain family and friends, just remember:
saying "have a safe drive" means the same thing as "I love you" in every way that matters
saying "have a safe drive" means the same thing as "I love you" in every way that matters
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, his body surrendered to the sand in a slow, irreversible negotiation with eternity. Where a boy had been, a vast segmented body took shape, ring after ring locking into immortality.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was immortal. From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, now has a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.
December 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, his body surrendered to the sand in a slow, irreversible negotiation with eternity. Where a boy had been, a vast segmented body took shape, ring after ring locking into immortality.
id really like all of humanity to become an ecomomy based on the production and consumption of new and varied genres of nature documentaries
December 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
id really like all of humanity to become an ecomomy based on the production and consumption of new and varied genres of nature documentaries
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assorted animal faces on a glowing incorporeal form appeareing in a boom of ethereal wings hovering above undulating burning wheels, coated with eyes: BE NOT AFRAID
present day human, half asleep on the couch: *tilts beer, up-nods weakly*
radiant figure: you can be a little afraid
present day human, half asleep on the couch: *tilts beer, up-nods weakly*
radiant figure: you can be a little afraid
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
assorted animal faces on a glowing incorporeal form appeareing in a boom of ethereal wings hovering above undulating burning wheels, coated with eyes: BE NOT AFRAID
present day human, half asleep on the couch: *tilts beer, up-nods weakly*
radiant figure: you can be a little afraid
present day human, half asleep on the couch: *tilts beer, up-nods weakly*
radiant figure: you can be a little afraid
I just want to find love like the love geologists and paleontologists feel for each other
December 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I just want to find love like the love geologists and paleontologists feel for each other
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Excuse me, sir, do you know of a shop where I can purchase a board on which I can surf The Internet?
December 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Excuse me, sir, do you know of a shop where I can purchase a board on which I can surf The Internet?
is there softcore porn where it's just scientifically accurate drawings of ancient humans but without the naughty bits covered up in some weirdly unlikely way
December 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
is there softcore porn where it's just scientifically accurate drawings of ancient humans but without the naughty bits covered up in some weirdly unlikely way
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Woke up again with a thick butt and an attitude
December 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Woke up again with a thick butt and an attitude
yelp reviews for eating pussy
December 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
yelp reviews for eating pussy
celebrating the shortest day of the year by keeping my curtains closed all day
December 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
celebrating the shortest day of the year by keeping my curtains closed all day
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
it's "or fewer"
it's "or fewer"
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
Fellowship, Towers, Return
Fellowship, Towers, Return
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
Comically large boobs
Comically large boobs
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
it's "or fewer"
it's "or fewer"
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Eating her out: Sorry to be a bother, but could I get a small to-go container when you have a minute. No rush.
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Eating her out: Sorry to be a bother, but could I get a small to-go container when you have a minute. No rush.
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My relationship with fruitcake is now one of mutual respect. We are both dense, misunderstood, and have survived longer than anyone anticipated.
December 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My relationship with fruitcake is now one of mutual respect. We are both dense, misunderstood, and have survived longer than anyone anticipated.
like people used to have 7 different credit cards, that's me with vapes
December 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
like people used to have 7 different credit cards, that's me with vapes