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@crisiscake.bsky.social
· Nov 21
I wrote you a poem.
It goes:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*coughs blood*
It goes:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*coughs blood*
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Hell yeah I love Curling! Curling up into a ball and crying.
February 10, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Hell yeah I love Curling! Curling up into a ball and crying.
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I see your "everyone gets to go to the actual fucking moon' & raise you "and also cross state county and national lines that don't actually exist in order to all freely traverse this one tiny fragile miracle of a planet which would be perfectly suited to human life if not for people like Elon Musk"
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I see your "everyone gets to go to the actual fucking moon' & raise you "and also cross state county and national lines that don't actually exist in order to all freely traverse this one tiny fragile miracle of a planet which would be perfectly suited to human life if not for people like Elon Musk"
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My body bluescreened (napped) and now it feels like there's a corrupted driver (depression).
February 9, 2026 at 11:24 PM
My body bluescreened (napped) and now it feels like there's a corrupted driver (depression).
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getting the author of the book of my life into therapy
February 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
getting the author of the book of my life into therapy
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*to Cupid* Just the normal arrows, big dawg
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
*to Cupid* Just the normal arrows, big dawg
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who are you going as for pizza day?
February 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
who are you going as for pizza day?
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went to the science dungeon and the tired woman put tired juice under my skin and now I’m tired and sad
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
went to the science dungeon and the tired woman put tired juice under my skin and now I’m tired and sad
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Fun fact: the word "mushroom" derives from the name of a 14th century French guy named John Mussheron.
He didn't discover mushrooms or research them or anything, people just started pointing at mushrooms and going "this your brother, John?" and making it a whole thing.
He didn't discover mushrooms or research them or anything, people just started pointing at mushrooms and going "this your brother, John?" and making it a whole thing.
February 10, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Fun fact: the word "mushroom" derives from the name of a 14th century French guy named John Mussheron.
He didn't discover mushrooms or research them or anything, people just started pointing at mushrooms and going "this your brother, John?" and making it a whole thing.
He didn't discover mushrooms or research them or anything, people just started pointing at mushrooms and going "this your brother, John?" and making it a whole thing.
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When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
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so I was 100% vindicated that this is how rich people think/feel/act
to paraphrase leona helmsley "morality is for the little people"
the rich feel entitled, the poor are suckered into "honesty"
"those with household incomes of $100,000 or more were the most likely (40%) to say they’ve intentionally taken an item without scanning it. Just 17% of those making less than $30,000 said the same."
"those with household incomes of $100,000 or more were the most likely (40%) to say they’ve intentionally taken an item without scanning it. Just 17% of those making less than $30,000 said the same."
February 10, 2026 at 3:14 AM
so I was 100% vindicated that this is how rich people think/feel/act
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me: there's no hope for the world. each day is an unending parade of the worst news I've ever heard
me 15 seconds later: omfg these people have a parrot named Burger
me 15 seconds later: omfg these people have a parrot named Burger
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
me: there's no hope for the world. each day is an unending parade of the worst news I've ever heard
me 15 seconds later: omfg these people have a parrot named Burger
me 15 seconds later: omfg these people have a parrot named Burger
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this new bsky feature is great
now i can delete skeets before posting
now i can delete skeets before posting
post about drafts without saying drafts challenge
now i get to forget post ideas when i try and save it on this app and scroll for 20 mins instead
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
this new bsky feature is great
now i can delete skeets before posting
now i can delete skeets before posting
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i’m going to use AI to make an app that removes AI from every single fucking app
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 AM
i’m going to use AI to make an app that removes AI from every single fucking app
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I never had the wherewithal, but I knew a guy who did—he had lots & kept it in a glass peanut butter jar. Kind of gross, actually. I’d say c’mon, share; you’re not going to use all that. No. Always no. Eventually I pushed him over an embankment & threw the jar on the rocks. Because, I mean, fuck it.
February 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I never had the wherewithal, but I knew a guy who did—he had lots & kept it in a glass peanut butter jar. Kind of gross, actually. I’d say c’mon, share; you’re not going to use all that. No. Always no. Eventually I pushed him over an embankment & threw the jar on the rocks. Because, I mean, fuck it.
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where’s this famous grass everyone keeps recommending i touch?
February 10, 2026 at 4:26 AM
where’s this famous grass everyone keeps recommending i touch?
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technically every jar of peanut butter contains a fragment of mr. peanut's soul
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 AM
technically every jar of peanut butter contains a fragment of mr. peanut's soul
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For the past quarter century people on the left kept saying "there's always endless money for fascism and war, if the dems really wanted to do something that actually improves lives they could do it"
These are the camps they were told to enjoy, for saying that money was never the holdup.
These are the camps they were told to enjoy, for saying that money was never the holdup.
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:01 AM
For the past quarter century people on the left kept saying "there's always endless money for fascism and war, if the dems really wanted to do something that actually improves lives they could do it"
These are the camps they were told to enjoy, for saying that money was never the holdup.
These are the camps they were told to enjoy, for saying that money was never the holdup.
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This archipelago of concentration camps doesn't happen without Biden's 1994 crime bill, btw.
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:03 AM
This archipelago of concentration camps doesn't happen without Biden's 1994 crime bill, btw.
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Roses are red
A large pond's a lake
A large pond's a lake
!["South Korean crypto exhange races to recover $US40bn of bitcoin sent to customers by mistake"
(Guardian headline screenshot, 10 February 2026)
Subhead reads: "Bithumb [which I awkwardly initially read as 'Bit-hump'] has apologised for staff error that sent customers 620,000 bitcoins instead of 620,00 Korean won, equivalent to a few hundred US dollars"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:svajrqyh6nd6rxa2ksfanobd/bafkreifzt76emex7ermzeshypfk6xybu6sjp5p5shta323ho3l4j2v6ah4@jpeg)
February 10, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Roses are red
A large pond's a lake
A large pond's a lake
i never have more of an urge to try to stage dive than when everyone getting off the train locks shoulders to form a slowly advancing human wall taking up the entire width of the staircase until after the following train has left because none of them have ever been in a public space before
February 10, 2026 at 7:11 AM
i never have more of an urge to try to stage dive than when everyone getting off the train locks shoulders to form a slowly advancing human wall taking up the entire width of the staircase until after the following train has left because none of them have ever been in a public space before
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Me: (staring at little plants)
Friend: “They like it when you talk to them. You should try it :)”
Me (to plants): “G r o w f a s t e r”
Friend: “They like it when you talk to them. You should try it :)”
Me (to plants): “G r o w f a s t e r”
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Me: (staring at little plants)
Friend: “They like it when you talk to them. You should try it :)”
Me (to plants): “G r o w f a s t e r”
Friend: “They like it when you talk to them. You should try it :)”
Me (to plants): “G r o w f a s t e r”
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Staying up late as an adult is just letting the dumbest version of yourself make decisions that will ruin the smartest version of yourself
February 9, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Staying up late as an adult is just letting the dumbest version of yourself make decisions that will ruin the smartest version of yourself
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Maybe I wouldn’t be hard to love if you weren’t such a stupid asshole
February 9, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Maybe I wouldn’t be hard to love if you weren’t such a stupid asshole