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Jónatan Sark
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Trump: "There will be Voter I.D. for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not!"
Truth Social Post @realDonaldTrump: The Democrats refuse to vote for Voter I.D., or Citizenship. The reason is very simple — They want to continue to cheat in Elections. This was not what our Founders desired. I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future. There will be Voter I.D. for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not! Also, the People of our Country are insisting on Citizenship, and No Mail-In Ballots, with exceptions for Military, Disability, Illness, or Travel. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP Feb 13, 2026, 4:35 p.m.
February 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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This year is a very special year for horror fans, because it's the first time in eleven years that three Friday the 13ths will be taking place in a single year!

That happens to be the maximum amount of Friday the 13ths that can exist in a single year, and it won't happen again until 2037.
February 13, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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thefienprint.bsky.social
He was fiennes until he nearly landed on his tucci.
ezwrites.bsky.social Esther Zuckerman @ezwrites.bsky.social · 1h
omg the italian skater doing the conclave score dressed in a papal costume
February 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
jonatansark.bsky.social
Madremía... si el Yuyo no quería no tendrían que haberle obligado a ir. Que a Molina o "Los Antiguos" seguro que les apetecía más.
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
jonatansark.bsky.social
¿Es que no hay editoriales que se puedan comportar normal?

Hoy toca RBA robando ilustraciones para las portadas de sus libros del coleccionable del manga: www.instagram.com/reels/DUtCQx...

¿Qué pensaban que eran? ¿Uno de los monográficos de la Dolmen?
CROM on Instagram: "Thank you to everyone who has shown me their support and everyone who messaged me about this yesterday. It seems @tiendarba_es and rbaitalia have now blocked all comments on their ...
2,218 likes, 102 comments - crom.ink on February 13, 2026: "Thank you to everyone who has shown me their support and everyone who messaged me about this yesterday. It seems @tiendarba_es and rbaitalia...
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February 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
jonatansark.bsky.social
Me pregunto si en Netflix dijeron "Tenemos los derechos del libro de un premio nobel de literatura turco, pero no hemos decidido si es una historia grimosa o romántica, así que vamos a filmarlo como lo segundo con un guion que deja claro lo primero".
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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danifroom.bsky.social
Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
Alleged someone allegedly burning a concentration camp in Kansas City.
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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profgabriele.com
people really don't like secret, masked police abducting people off the street to put into concentration camps, it turns out
azintel.bsky.social AZ Intel @azintel.bsky.social · 18h
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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planecrazy.bsky.social
Elsie is the mascot of Borden Dairy and has been since the 1930s. (Laughing cow cheese ia another, unrelated, happy cow mascot). Elmer the Bull is a co-mascot as it was originally a Borden product, produced from a chemical byproduct. (caisin maybe?)
A long description of how Elsie was a popular attraction at the 1930s world’s fair, and then she later, in the 40’s was super popular and raised money for War Bonds and granted honorary University degrees.
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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tkingfisher.com
Finally, I will leave you with this ad featuring the married couple and a Borden product lost to the ages:
I question my ability to do justice to this, but here goes: Elsie, a charming anthro cow wearing gloves and a diamond bracelet, is lecturing Elmer. Elmer is a bull in a top hat with a cane who looks like the fourth day of three day shore leave. “You’ve lost your oomph, Elmer! You need Hemo—it’ll make a new man of you!” Below is an ad for Hemo, a product that allows you to “drink your vitamins and like them.” Elmer does not look thrilled by this prospect. (Why was I not diagnosed with ADHD until my 40s? I ask you this?)
February 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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tkingfisher.com
Apparently irradiated vitamin D was a big thing back in the day, and trade wars were fought to keep margarine from getting to do it. www.warf.org/announcement...
Get the Sunshine In: The Licensing of Irradiated Milk in 1932 - WARF
The previous installment of Decade by Decade told the story of an influential booster in 1925 who worried that Harry Steenbock’s vitamin D patents would undermine Wisconsin’s dairy industry.1…
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February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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tkingfisher.com
This morning, I got distracted while eating cheese because I remembered that the laughing cow is named Elsie and is married to Elmer the cow on the glue labels. To doublecheck that I hadn’t hallucinated that, I looked it up and fell down a dark internet rabbit hole.
February 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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mahira.bsky.social
He tenido que leer dos veces esta frase para asegurarme de que no había incesto.
Will and his father were cronies, they had gone gay together and enjoyed it, but both of them had always looked forward to going home.
February 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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gastronfo.bsky.social
Anoche (que hizo un viento de la hostia) murió un trabajador en Burjassot mientras ponía las luces de una falla. ¿Qué ha hecho la alcaldesa de Valencia hoy? Suspender el Año Nuevo Chino y "recomendar" a las fallas que no pongan las luces este fin de semana
a woman wearing sunglasses says " tiene todo el " in front of a closet
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses says " tiene todo el " in front of a closet
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February 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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gastronfo.bsky.social
Que están todos los municipios de la provincia cancelando sus celebraciones de Carnaval y del Año Nuevo Chino.PERO ES QUE ESTO SON FALLAS Y NO VAN A CAMBIAR
a man wearing a red dress is riding a motorcycle in front of a store called el globo
ALT: a man wearing a red dress is riding a motorcycle in front of a store called el globo
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February 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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gastronfo.bsky.social
Cuando Emergencias te manda un ES-Alert pero en tu ciudad hay fallas #quesuerteviviraqui
February 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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emea.bsky.social
Las GENIALIDADES Esenciales no se publican todos los días. De hecho solo se publican 2 de cada 365 días, así que disfrutADLO!
picadlos.bsky.social ADLO! @picadlos.bsky.social · 13h
Listado de GENIALIDADES Esenciales, segundo semestre 2025 blog.adlo.es/2026/02/list...
Logo de PicADLOs en el que vemos un tipo de letra similar a la de Amazon, el fondo azul oscuro y dos flechas, la primera van de la i a la l, la segunda también, pero haciendo otra curva para que entre ambas recuerden a la clásica sonrisa de ADLO! Dentro del posteo hay más repaso al último semestre comiquero de 2025 del que creerías posible.
February 13, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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harbottlestores.bsky.social
"I long for the days when a midlife crisis for men like this meant getting a motorbike and a leather jacket, not trying to [get] elected so they could indulge their alt right fantasies".

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‘Handmaid’s Tale future’: Reform’s Matt Goodwin sparks outcry with fertility comments
Byelection candidate accused of indulging ‘alt right fantasy’ by suggesting women need ‘biological reality’ check
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February 13, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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bleedingcool.com
I Never Thought It Was A Turtle Palace, I Always Thought It Was A Dojo - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles novels come to Scholastic from the creators of Barb the Last Berzerker, Dan & Jason #tmnt
I Never Thought It Was A Turtle Palace, I Always Thought It Was A Dojo - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles novels come to Scholastic from the creators of Barb the Last Berzerker, Dan & Jason #tmnt
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles novels come to Scholastic from the creators of Barb the Last Berzerker, Dan & Jason
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February 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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coreybrickley.bsky.social
Blood is boiling rn, fire all bosses
azalben.bsky.social Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 9h
Dude regularly works for Disney, DreamWorks, Netflix and CN so speculate away. But this sucks no matter which studio is doing it, and gross to think some major movie this year is running with a plagiarized image from ChatGPT.
Post from Art Director Bill Robinson on LinkedIn saying: Welp, it finally happened. I was hired to work on a MAJOR live action Hollywood film (and I mean it’s one of the biggest anticipated films of the year). They needed a small animated sequence and wanted a character designer. I was handed a ChatGPT image and told “make it different”. I did - I spent hours finessing the design into something better and more specific for the character in the film. Waited a week for notes - then was told they got clearance from legal to use the original AI image instead. No need for any further work. This is what the director wanted. What are we doing as a society? What’s the endgame here? Replace every human until we are all homeless? I just don’t get it. If a major Hollywood film with a huge budget doesn’t see the need to work with real artists, is there any hope left?
February 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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javipalarcon.bsky.social
Te cagas.
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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notquitereal.bsky.social
so funny that his publisher felt this way about In the Hills, The Cities, one of the best horror short stories ever written
papapishu.bsky.social Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 7h
The funniest part about this line of thinking is later Clive Barker revealed just how homophobic his publisher was, and I think about the number of times this has happened that we will never hear about. www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/clive-b...
•CLIVE• BARKE Clive Barker in 2007 Credit: Alamy "I'm a gay man who made creations of which my family did not approve," he says. "Creations in drawing form and writing form that were not looked upon kindly by my father, or my mother. And then when I got into publishing books I found there was a prejudice. I was told, especially with In the Hills the Cities, 'do not publish this - if you publish this you'll destroy everything you have'. That was simply not true." "Just make it straight. It will be fine. You won't need to give us the money back. We'll publish it. Just change the pronouns. Where you see a 'he', put a 'she'. That's bollocks. It is deeply demeaning. It takes me two years to write a book. You don't think that I didn't think, every day that I wrote, about what I was doing there? When a publisher comes along and tells you you can't tell that story it is deeply painful. It angered me greatly. "They were very afraid that coming out or speaking positively about homosexuality would be destructive to my career," he continues. "Which is balls. Absolutely balls."
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
jonatansark.bsky.social
Luego que la Operación Lavado de Cara de Gaiman no iba a tener frutos.
February 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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A ver: nos han seleccionado del programa Emplea Cultura 2026 de la fundación Santander y buscamos alguienmenor de 32 años para que trabaje con nosotras en lo de la gestión cultural en Casa Tomada a través del programa.

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February 13, 2026 at 12:10 PM