Jon Sanders
jonathanbsanders.bsky.social
Jon Sanders
@jonathanbsanders.bsky.social
Jon Sanders. 33. Sabertooth platinum fox (often obnoxiously pink). Bisexual, he/him, single. 18+ followers and interactions ONLY.
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Hey I just do not have the energy or time to go through all the rest of my Twitter follows individually and find them here. I used an app that automatically got about half, and was hoping to use another app to comb through the rest but… if I follow you over there and haven’t here yet, get in touch 💗
I caught a glimpse of Football Game and both teams’ uniforms are ugly
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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The Super Bowl would be a lot cooler if the ballboy went to pump up the ball... but, he accidentally plugs the pump into his bellybutton— so HE gets inflated instead 😂 And the cheerleaders are all giggling, “Ooo, he’s about to pop!”

His pants split open. The ballboy whimpers.
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Saberteeth remain undefeated as the handsomest thing someone can possibly have
February 7, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Not a single drop of serotonin to be had these last couple days, wow
February 5, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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I've been getting a bunch of new followers, so I thought I'd post a little intro video for my page, so there's no surprises when the swangin' dicks and balls make an appearance. To be forewarned is to be forearmed!
February 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Man not even looking at buttholes is cheering me up today
February 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
And this has happened again three times this week. I’m officially Not Looking (srs)
Someone on Sniffies asked for a face pic, I sent a few, they immediately deleted the entire conversation. Brutal lmao
January 31, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Never wanted hot wings at 5am so fucking bad. And wanting hot wings at 5am is one of my top 5 personality traits
January 28, 2026 at 1:05 PM
If i see the word “apolitical” one more fuckin time
January 25, 2026 at 4:44 AM
This “waking up” bullshit has got to stop
January 23, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Putting hot sauce on a store brand Uncrustable to see if anything matters anymore
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Wolf O'Donnel O-Ring!
It's kinda crazy to me that in all the time I've been posting nude dudes online I'd never gotten around to Star Wolf here! I've had a crush on this bad boy for a looong time, ever since Star Fox 64 actually. Happy to finally draw 'im up! #nsfw
January 18, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Goal tonight is not drink.
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 AM
I wish all two people in the row behind me on this plane a very shut the absolute fuck up
January 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Oh ok when I eat ice cream I am "normal" and "relatable" but when I chow down on a stick of frozen butter which is THE SAME THING I am "weird" and "can't be in the grocery store without pants" 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
January 3, 2026 at 7:54 AM
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first as tragedy then as farce. then as farce again. then farce one more time. a little more farce after that. then some farce. and then another farce and more farce after
July 11, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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I sang you a song in my underwear. 💗

(Old repost)
August 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Fuck yes
December 30, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Wow the taco Buldak flavor really sucks
December 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Poll: does your fursona have a butthole? Yes or no
December 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I would really love my big saberteeth gently rubbed and tickled until i can get back to sleep
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Show Santa what he REALLY wants.

Throaback art by @weredemo.monster
December 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Somethin SPECIAL, girl…

Throwback art by @scrappyvamp.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I am forever grateful that the “cummies” era is over
December 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Rewatching all pre-2009 Star Trek and finished the movies again. I will answer questions.

Motion Picture: 8/10
Wrath of Khan: 6/10
Search for Spock: 3/10
Voyage Home: 7/10
Final Frontier: 5/10
Undiscovered Cuntry: 2/10

Generations: 6/10
First Contact: 8/10
Insurrection: 4/10
Nemesis: 6/10
December 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM