Jon Sanders
@jonathanbsanders.bsky.social
Jon Sanders. 33. Sabertooth platinum fox (often obnoxiously pink). Bisexual, he/him, single. 18+ followers and interactions ONLY.
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Hey I just do not have the energy or time to go through all the rest of my Twitter follows individually and find them here. I used an app that automatically got about half, and was hoping to use another app to comb through the rest but… if I follow you over there and haven’t here yet, get in touch 💗
I caught a glimpse of Football Game and both teams’ uniforms are ugly
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I caught a glimpse of Football Game and both teams’ uniforms are ugly
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The Super Bowl would be a lot cooler if the ballboy went to pump up the ball... but, he accidentally plugs the pump into his bellybutton— so HE gets inflated instead 😂 And the cheerleaders are all giggling, “Ooo, he’s about to pop!”
His pants split open. The ballboy whimpers.
His pants split open. The ballboy whimpers.
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The Super Bowl would be a lot cooler if the ballboy went to pump up the ball... but, he accidentally plugs the pump into his bellybutton— so HE gets inflated instead 😂 And the cheerleaders are all giggling, “Ooo, he’s about to pop!”
His pants split open. The ballboy whimpers.
His pants split open. The ballboy whimpers.
Saberteeth remain undefeated as the handsomest thing someone can possibly have
February 7, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Saberteeth remain undefeated as the handsomest thing someone can possibly have
Not a single drop of serotonin to be had these last couple days, wow
February 5, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Not a single drop of serotonin to be had these last couple days, wow
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I've been getting a bunch of new followers, so I thought I'd post a little intro video for my page, so there's no surprises when the swangin' dicks and balls make an appearance. To be forewarned is to be forearmed!
February 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I've been getting a bunch of new followers, so I thought I'd post a little intro video for my page, so there's no surprises when the swangin' dicks and balls make an appearance. To be forewarned is to be forearmed!
Man not even looking at buttholes is cheering me up today
February 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Man not even looking at buttholes is cheering me up today
And this has happened again three times this week. I’m officially Not Looking (srs)
Someone on Sniffies asked for a face pic, I sent a few, they immediately deleted the entire conversation. Brutal lmao
January 31, 2026 at 3:07 AM
And this has happened again three times this week. I’m officially Not Looking (srs)
Never wanted hot wings at 5am so fucking bad. And wanting hot wings at 5am is one of my top 5 personality traits
January 28, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Never wanted hot wings at 5am so fucking bad. And wanting hot wings at 5am is one of my top 5 personality traits
If i see the word “apolitical” one more fuckin time
January 25, 2026 at 4:44 AM
If i see the word “apolitical” one more fuckin time
This “waking up” bullshit has got to stop
January 23, 2026 at 8:28 PM
This “waking up” bullshit has got to stop
Putting hot sauce on a store brand Uncrustable to see if anything matters anymore
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Putting hot sauce on a store brand Uncrustable to see if anything matters anymore
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Wolf O'Donnel O-Ring!
It's kinda crazy to me that in all the time I've been posting nude dudes online I'd never gotten around to Star Wolf here! I've had a crush on this bad boy for a looong time, ever since Star Fox 64 actually. Happy to finally draw 'im up! #nsfw
It's kinda crazy to me that in all the time I've been posting nude dudes online I'd never gotten around to Star Wolf here! I've had a crush on this bad boy for a looong time, ever since Star Fox 64 actually. Happy to finally draw 'im up! #nsfw
January 18, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Wolf O'Donnel O-Ring!
It's kinda crazy to me that in all the time I've been posting nude dudes online I'd never gotten around to Star Wolf here! I've had a crush on this bad boy for a looong time, ever since Star Fox 64 actually. Happy to finally draw 'im up! #nsfw
It's kinda crazy to me that in all the time I've been posting nude dudes online I'd never gotten around to Star Wolf here! I've had a crush on this bad boy for a looong time, ever since Star Fox 64 actually. Happy to finally draw 'im up! #nsfw
Goal tonight is not drink.
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Goal tonight is not drink.
I wish all two people in the row behind me on this plane a very shut the absolute fuck up
January 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I wish all two people in the row behind me on this plane a very shut the absolute fuck up
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Oh ok when I eat ice cream I am "normal" and "relatable" but when I chow down on a stick of frozen butter which is THE SAME THING I am "weird" and "can't be in the grocery store without pants" 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
January 3, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Oh ok when I eat ice cream I am "normal" and "relatable" but when I chow down on a stick of frozen butter which is THE SAME THING I am "weird" and "can't be in the grocery store without pants" 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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first as tragedy then as farce. then as farce again. then farce one more time. a little more farce after that. then some farce. and then another farce and more farce after
July 11, 2024 at 6:10 PM
first as tragedy then as farce. then as farce again. then farce one more time. a little more farce after that. then some farce. and then another farce and more farce after
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I sang you a song in my underwear. 💗
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August 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I sang you a song in my underwear. 💗
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Wow the taco Buldak flavor really sucks
December 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Wow the taco Buldak flavor really sucks
Poll: does your fursona have a butthole? Yes or no
December 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Poll: does your fursona have a butthole? Yes or no
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I would really love my big saberteeth gently rubbed and tickled until i can get back to sleep
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I would really love my big saberteeth gently rubbed and tickled until i can get back to sleep
December 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
December 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I am forever grateful that the “cummies” era is over
December 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I am forever grateful that the “cummies” era is over
Rewatching all pre-2009 Star Trek and finished the movies again. I will answer questions.
Motion Picture: 8/10
Wrath of Khan: 6/10
Search for Spock: 3/10
Voyage Home: 7/10
Final Frontier: 5/10
Undiscovered Cuntry: 2/10
Generations: 6/10
First Contact: 8/10
Insurrection: 4/10
Nemesis: 6/10
Motion Picture: 8/10
Wrath of Khan: 6/10
Search for Spock: 3/10
Voyage Home: 7/10
Final Frontier: 5/10
Undiscovered Cuntry: 2/10
Generations: 6/10
First Contact: 8/10
Insurrection: 4/10
Nemesis: 6/10
December 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Rewatching all pre-2009 Star Trek and finished the movies again. I will answer questions.
Motion Picture: 8/10
Wrath of Khan: 6/10
Search for Spock: 3/10
Voyage Home: 7/10
Final Frontier: 5/10
Undiscovered Cuntry: 2/10
Generations: 6/10
First Contact: 8/10
Insurrection: 4/10
Nemesis: 6/10
Motion Picture: 8/10
Wrath of Khan: 6/10
Search for Spock: 3/10
Voyage Home: 7/10
Final Frontier: 5/10
Undiscovered Cuntry: 2/10
Generations: 6/10
First Contact: 8/10
Insurrection: 4/10
Nemesis: 6/10